HoedenPlank
Opgezwolle Lyrics

En waar komt dat geluid dan vandaan, dat "whooooff"
As an intro, this line sets the tone for the song and gets the audience excited to listen to the music.

Ja, sjawel hoe is het, Dames, troepers, alles goed, tast toe, voer voor je woofers.
The rapper greets the audience and invites them to enjoy the music, which is a treat for the singers in their car.

Proef het de drie met muziek voor de toekomst zonder vermoeiende foefjes, bellen en toeters.
The music being presented is simple and straightforward, with no gimmicks or distractions. It's the kind of music that represents the future.

Recht voor je raap rap, zo gaat het, voor wie zich in het nachtleven stort zonder vaste slaaplek.
The rapper presents their style of rap as frank and bold, catering to those living a nocturnal life without a stable place to sleep.

Gewoon gaan, zo, diep in een trance, wakker van Espresso's, geen Wiener Melange.
The rapper encourages the audience to let loose and immerse themselves in a trance-like state, fueled by espresso instead of fancy coffee drinks.

Met een weekendtas, knapzak of koffer, op je bank lekker los drank aan de bar poffers.
The rapper describes a scene where the audience is free to enjoy themselves with nothing more than a bag or backpack and a drink at a bar.

De flow maakt voor stereo slachtoffers, een catastrofe, de bas klapt door je boxen.
The flow of the music is so powerful that it can become a disaster for stereo systems, with the bass thumping through the singers.

Zo gezegd is zo gedaan, en zo gerapt is zo verstaan, zo relaxed voor zo'n grote naam.
The rapper acknowledges their own skill and the ease with which they convey their message, all while remaining cool despite their fame.

Opgezwolle ondergronds als need for speed, Stick & Ri, en Dippy Delic ons van beats voorziet.
The music of Opgezwolle is underground, yet it's as exciting as the video game Need for Speed. The rappers credit their producers, Stick and Ri, as well as Dippy Delic for providing the beats.

Misschien, is het effe wennen je stemming is uitgelaten, blijven rappers wegzappen, ruik je later.
The audience may need to adjust to the rap style if they're not used to it. The rapper suggests that if other rappers don't like it, they can just switch the channel and come back later.

Onze naam zit op je lippen maar dit is geen blistex, we spitten, alsof we moeten pissen van six packs.
The rapper acknowledges that the audience is starting to recognize their name, but they're not lip balm. They rap with the same urgency as someone who needs to urinate after drinking six packs.

"Nodig!"
This line serves as an interlude, emphasizing the importance of the music to the audience.

De muziek is niet voor ieders wat wils, je hoort, ruikt, voelt, proeft en ziet het verschil.
The music may not be for everyone, but it's a multi-sensory experience that sets it apart from other genres.

We brengen je dag hoe dan ook goed op gang, 's ochtends vroeg, na je werk, voer voor je hoedenplank.
The rapper promises that no matter what time of day, the music will give the audience a good start to their day or a pick-me-up after work. It's a perfect fit for their car speakers.

Ja ik ga hard, harder dan Flamman en Abraxis, honderduizend Watt woefer in de kofferbak (biatch).
The rapper boasts that they rap harder than Flamman and Abraxis, with a hundred thousand watt woofers in the trunk of their car. It's an impressive feat.

Klusjesmannen gaan naar Gamma en de Praxis, ik ga mijn gang haal mijn gram voor spanning en actie.
The rapper draws a comparison between themselves and blue-collar workers who go to hardware stores like Gamma and Praxis. However, instead of hardware, the rapper looks for excitement and adrenaline.

Als onze Hanzestad taxichauffeurs in de nacht, hier een zak snoep je word thuis gebracht.
The rapper shares a detail about the city they're from, Zwolle. Taxi drivers give out bags of candy to their customers at night.

Dat is hoe het zit in Zwolle tegenover snackpoint Kolk, wissel ik mijn woorden en kabouters spelen midgetgolf.
The rapper describes a specific location in Zwolle, across from a place known as snackpoint Kolk. They exchange words with someone there while gnomes play mini golf.

Misselijk hiphopvolk, zo is het tegenwoordig, voel de bass de woofers zitten tussen je oren.
The rapper expresses disdain for other rappers and the state of hip hop currently. The bass of Opgezwolle's music is felt deep in the ears.

'T is allemaal psychisch, d'r is geen competitie, op en top conditie, freak muziek composities.
The rapper believes that the competition between rappers is all in their heads. They maintain great physical condition and create unique music compositions.

Fix je licht voor politie, voor en achter... (beatbox) ....voor de beats !
The rapper encourages the audience to prepare their car lights for the police, but not for law enforcement purposes. Instead, it's to show off their woofers and the beats.

Kruidig en pittig, rode peper en basilicum, dus ga dieperde met je piepertje, swiebertje..(tje..tje..tje)
The rapper likens their music to spicy seasonings like red pepper and basil, inciting the audience to dive deeper into themselves while listening.

[2x refrein] Voer voor je hoedenplank, (hoedenplank) Tast toe proef die woofer
The chorus repeats twice, reminding the audience that Opgezwolle's music is perfect for car speakers and begs to be heard and felt.