Shaolin Monkeys
Osaka Popstar & the American Legends of Punk Lyrics


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Spouting off eastern philosophies

Without a sense of inner piece

Like a shaolin monkey yeah a barrel full

Genuine as you'll find for $1.99
Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Sounds good for the image,

Sounds good fro the press

Those in the know are not a bit impressed

Now watch your step you're gonna slip on a peel

The extent of your knowledge will be revealed

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Swing from the tree and eat your own crap

You're a clueless, shoeless, skill-less mess

Pick at your fleas and scratch your head

Pick the wrong fight and you'll end up dead

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Stay in your cage and stay clear of me living your life of transparency

Put on a dress and make a silly face

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey imitate

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Orient-ation time's arrived

Stand up be human try to survive

Don't need fake identities

When evolution set you free

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys

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Shaolin monkeys

Overall Meaning

The song "Shaolin Monkeys" by Osaka Popstar & the American Legends of Punk is a satirical take on people who spout off eastern philosophies without truly understanding their deeper meaning or finding a sense of inner peace. The lyrics compare these individuals to "Shaolin monkeys" - energetic and barrel-full, but lacking in genuine depth. For the shallow image-conscious, these philosophies sound good and may impress the media, but those who truly understand the teachings are not impressed. The song warns the individuals to watch their step and be wary of revealing their shallow knowledge to those who truly understand.


The lyrics also ridicule those who imitate or copy others without understanding the reasons behind it. The last verse implores people to stand up and be human, to find their own identity without resorting to fakery or trying to imitate others mindlessly. The song ultimately suggests that true evolution is about finding one's own path, rather than blindly following others.


Line by Line Meaning

Spouting off eastern philosophies
Talking about eastern philosophies without actually living by them and understanding their deeper meanings


Without a sense of inner piece
Without any inner peace, despite having some knowledge of eastern philosophies


Like a shaolin monkey yeah a barrel full
Being like a monkey in a barrel, rather than being a true follower of the philosophy


Genuine as you'll find for $1.99
Not genuine at all, just putting on a show for cheap


Sounds good for the image,
It may sound good in terms of image and reputation


Sounds good fro the press
It may sound good to the media and get some attention


Those in the know are not a bit impressed
People who truly understand the philosophy are not impressed by the shallow display


Now watch your step you're gonna slip on a peel
Be careful, you are likely to make a mistake and reveal your lack of true understanding


The extent of your knowledge will be revealed
Your true level of understanding will eventually be exposed


Swing from the tree and eat your own crap
Acting like a monkey and behaving in a very childish and immature way


You're a clueless, shoeless, skill-less mess
Being completely clueless, lacking basic skills, and being a hopeless mess


Pick at your fleas and scratch your head
Behaving like a monkey and engaging in mindless actions


Pick the wrong fight and you'll end up dead
If you pick a fight in the wrong context, you'll suffer the consequences


Stay in your cage and stay clear of me living your life of transparency
Stay away from me and live a life of transparency and honesty, rather than pretending to be something you're not


Put on a dress and make a silly face
Behaving in a very silly and childish way, like a monkey putting on a dress


Monkey see, monkey do, monkey imitate
Copying others without any true understanding of the actions being imitated


Orient-ation time's arrived
Acknowledge and respect your heritage and traditions


Stand up be human try to survive
Be true to yourself, be human and try to survive in the world


Don't need fake identities
Don't pretend to be something or someone you're not


When evolution set you free
When you are allowed to evolve and truly be yourself




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