A Fine Romance
Oscar Peterson Lyrics


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A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)
I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance




They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "A Fine Romance" which was written by Dorothy Fields for the musical "Swing Time" and popularized by jazz pianist Oscar Peterson is a humorous take on an unfulfilled romantic relationship. The singer starts by describing the romance as "fine" but then goes on to point out that there are no kisses, nestling or wrestling involved. Instead of being passionate, like "hot tomatoes," the relationship feels as cold as "yesterday's mashed potatoes." The lyrics also make a comparison between the singer's unemotional partner and a number of quiet creatures such as seals and orchids. The final verse suggests that the relationship is between two "old fogies" who need crutches and compares the singer's romantic chances to that of trying to land the Ile de France, which was a French ocean liner at the time.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance with no kisses
A romance that lacks physical intimacy


A fine romance, my friend, this is
An ironic statement about the lack of romance in the relationship


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
We should be passionate lovers


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
You are devoid of warmth and passion


A fine romance, you won't nestle
A romance lacking in physical affection


A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
A romance lacking excitement and passion


You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You haven't shown a desire for physical affection


You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
You are risk-averse and unwilling to take chances in love


A fine romance, my good fellow
A sarcastic term of endearment


You take romance, I'll take Jello
You are indifferent to romance


You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are unemotional and detached


At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Even animals express more passion and emotion than you do


A fine romance, my dear Duchess
A sarcastic term of endearment


Two old fogies, we really need crutches
We are old and set in our ways


You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)
You are difficult to win over


I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance
There is no possibility of romance with you


A fine romance, my good woman
A sarcastic term of endearment


My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
A reference to an old and sturdy woman


You never give those orchids I send a glance
You are indifferent to my attempts at romance


They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
My attempts at romance are met with a prickly response


This is a fine romance!
A final statement of irony about the lack of romance in the relationship




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields

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