JOINING A FAN CLUB
PUFFY Lyrics

She turned her nightlight on a blew him a kiss.
She turned on her light and threw a kiss towards the picture of her celebrity crush.

He stared back with green crayola eyes.
The picture of her celebrity crush, which she is looking at, is drawn with green colored pencils, possibly a childish drawing.

She traced his likeness on the back of a disc. Next to the promise of the biggest prize. Oh!
She traced the drawing of her celebrity crush on the back of a disc, next to the words 'biggest prize', which may imply that she'll win a prize by joining the fan club.

She's joining a fan club with her friends. Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's. He looks so dreamy, She's in love from afar. When she's picking up a fallen star.
She's joining a fan club with her friends, and filling her bathtub with merchandise of her celebrity crush. She has a crush on him but is not close to him. The line 'When she's picking up a fallen star' may mean that she's still waiting for him, even though he's out of reach.

Downstairs the late show's got the 'age of the rock'. The monks on from last Sunday at the milky way. Mom's writing checks to the priest on the corner singing 'dig down deep'. 'Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray.
There are various things happening around her. There's a late night show on TV about rock music. Monks are singing somewhere in her town. Her mom is writing checks to the priest, who's singing about paying to get to heaven.

She's joining a fan club with her friends. Filling her bathtub with Holy water and amens. He looks dreamy, She's in love from afar. When she's picking up a fallen star.
She's joining the fan club with her friends and filling her bathtub with religious items. She's still in love with her celebrity crush from afar, while dreaming of him and waiting for a chance to meet him someday.

Shake that woody. Shake it St. Pinocchio. You've paid your money, now watch that money grow.
This line is unclear, but it may mean that by joining the fan club, she's investing her money to help her celebrity crush, and she's excited to see the club grow in popularity.

Joining a fan club big mistake. I still get heartburn thinking of the stamps I ate. I wished I'd loved him, Before fate crashed his car. Say a prayer for the fallen star. A wished for a fallen star Oh(x5)
Joining a fan club was a big mistake, and the artist regrets it. They still have heartburn from eating stamps, which may mean they spent all their money collecting stamps related to the fan club. They wished they loved their celebrity crush before something tragic happened to them. They pray for their celebrity crush, as if they're a fallen star. The last line may mean that they still wish upon a star to have their wish come true.