The Eton Rifles
Paul Weller Lyrics


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Sup up your beer and collect your fags,
There's a row going on down near slough.
Get out your mat and pray to the west.
I'll get out mine and pray for myself.

Thought you were smart when you took them on,
But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room.
All that rugby puts hairs on your chest.
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?

Hello-hurrah, what a nice day for the Eton rifles.
Hello-hurrah, I hope rain stops play for the Eton rifles.

Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse,
Tore down the house of commons in your brand new shoes,
Composed a revolutionary symphony,
Then went to bed with a charming young glee.

Hello-hurrah, cheers then, mate. it's the Eton rifles.
Hello-hurrah, an extremist scrape with the Eton rifles.

What a catalyst you turned out to be:
Loaded the guns, then you run off home for your tea,
Left me standing like a guilty schoolboy

What a catalyst you turned out to be:
Loaded the guns, then you run off home for your tea,
Left me standing like a naughty schoolboy

We came out of it naturally the worst:
Beaten and bloody, and I was sick down my shirt.
We were no match for their untamed wit,
Though some of the lads said they'd be back next week.

Hello-hurrah, it's the price to pay to the Eton rifles.
Hello-hurrah, I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles.





Hello-hurrah, it's the price to pay to the Eton rifles.
Hello-hurrah, I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles.

Overall Meaning

The Eton Rifles by Paul Weller is a satirical song about the confrontation that took place between the police and a group of young protesters in 1978. Weller criticizes the Eton College boys who were attacking protesters who were planning to march through Slough on their way to a rally in London. The song contains several sarcastic comments aimed at the upper-class Eton College boys who believed they were better than the working-class protesters.


The opening lines of the song, "Sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough," refers to the typical drinking and smoking habits of the working-class youth during the time. The line, "Get out your mat and pray to the west, I'll get out mine and pray for myself," is a mockery of the religious beliefs held by the young Eton College boys.


The song continues to criticize the Eton College boys' behavior, referencing their rugby playing and the crested ties they wear as symbols of their privilege. Weller accuses them of not being able to fight fairly and having to resort to using their ties as weapons against the protesters. The chorus, "Hello-hurrah, what a nice day for the Eton rifles," is an ironic statement, suggesting that these young men enjoy the violence and get a sense of power from it.


Overall, The Eton Rifles is a powerful protest song that challenges class privilege and highlights the structural inequalities in society. Its biting sarcasm and direct criticism of the upper-class Eton College boys make it an enduring statement of rebellion against the status quo.


Line by Line Meaning

Sup up your beer and collect your fags
Drink up your beer and grab your cigarettes


There's a row going on near Slough
There's a fight happening near Slough


Get out your mat and pray to the west
Kneel down and pray, hoping for divine intervention


I'll get out mine and pray for myself
I'll pray for my own safety


Thought you were smart when you took them on
You thought you were clever for challenging them


But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room
You didn't consider the full extent of their weaponry


All that rugby puts hairs on your chest
Playing rugby makes you tough and fearless


What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
What chance do you have against the privileged elite?


Hello-hurrah, what a nice day for the Eton rifles
Sarcastic cheers for the Eton rifles


Hello-hurrah, I hope rain stops play for the Eton rifles
Wishing bad luck upon the Eton rifles


Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse
You thought you were smart when you started a revolution


Tore down the house of commons in your brand new shoes
You destroyed the seat of government while wearing fancy shoes


Composed a revolutionary symphony
You created a piece of music that represents the revolution


Then went to bed with a charming young glee
Then went to bed with a feeling of satisfaction


Hello-hurrah, cheers then, mate. it's the Eton rifles
Mocking cheers for the Eton rifles


Hello-hurrah, an extremist scrape with the Eton rifles
Sarcastic reference to a fight with the Eton rifles


What a catalyst you turned out to be
You were the spark that ignited the revolution


Loaded the guns, then you run off home for your tea
You started the violence but then left before it got too dangerous


Left me standing like a guilty schoolboy
You left me to face the consequences of our actions


We came out of it naturally the worst
We were the losers of the fight


Beaten and bloody, and I was sick down my shirt
We were badly injured and I vomited from the violence


We were no match for their untamed wit
We couldn't outsmart or outmatch their privileged intellect


Though some of the lads said they'd be back next week
Some of our group vowed to seek revenge next week


Hello-hurrah, it's the price to pay to the Eton rifles
Sarcastic acceptance of the consequences of challenging the Eton rifles


Hello-hurrah, I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles
Sarcastic preference for the plague over the Eton rifles




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: PAUL JOHN WELLER

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Denneze Downs

Loved Paul weller growing up when I was a child. Having older brother's listening to The Jam Ect. & I still love him now. Saw him in July @ Warwick Castle. Got to say he was fantastic.

Hilary H

Iconic song!

boxingjerapah

You can see how excited he is to be singing the song with PW. That's how good Weller is. That's how good the song was. That's how great The Jam will always be.

Nevets Gnil

I was at this gig, what a fantastic night.

yourselfiegotleaked

God they're horribly underappreciated here in the states

FACE THE UNCERTAINTY OF LIFE

The late 70s was my last years at school then message in a bottle the police then we found the JAM was so sorry it ended but Paul you help us in our teen years thank you 😊

Modette69er Northern Soul

A gig I will take to the grave with me....

william Richard Sully

Pure brilliant.

Eric Trafalgar

Paul!!!
So cooooool!!!

Ricki Cleveland

Would of loved to of been there!!!!

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