Herbaholics
Phi-Life Cypher Lyrics

Listen, I be the herbaholic, specializing in hydrophonics
I am a dedicated user of marijuana, particularly the hydroponically grown variety

I'm saving the sickest niggas with my hydrophonic tonics (sound of throwing up)
I believe that my potent marijuana products can cure even the most severe illnesses

Super like sonics, floating like the Spanish armada,
I feel invincible and powerful, like a fleet of Spanish warships

I'm ready to spit the kick about the missing marijuana
I am prepared to passionately advocate for the legalization of marijuana

It's getting harder, to acquire what I desire
Obtaining the marijuana I want is becoming increasingly difficult

Due to the politicians wanna stop me getting higher (oi!)
Politicians are trying to prevent me from enjoying the effects of marijuana

Causing the peoples minds with their propaganda scams
Politicians are manipulating public opinion with false information and scare tactics

And claiming my marijuana's gonna make my life a sham
They falsely assert that marijuana will ruin my life

Because a cultivator, putting my seeds inside the propagator
As a marijuana grower, I carefully cultivate my plants

Graduating my hydrophonics major
I have become an expert in hydroponic cultivation techniques

Studying marijuana to a scientific stage
I have extensively researched the scientific properties of marijuana

And making it clear for people that's living with grief or rage
I aim to educate individuals suffering from emotional pain or anger

Alcohol causes kidney damage and liver sorosis (uh?)
Alcohol is known to harm the kidneys and cause liver cirrhosis

Marijuana's been known with curing multiple Schlorosis (ok, I'm listening)
On the other hand, marijuana has been effective in treating multiple sclerosis

My diagnosis, is that it doesn't cause psychosis
Contrary to popular belief, marijuana does not induce psychosis

Only some people suffer with a case of halitosis (urrrhhghuuur)
The only negative side effect may be bad breath in some individuals

I know this, isn't what you've been taught by the media
I understand that the media has misrepresented the truth about marijuana

It's time for you to listen to knowledge that I be feeding ya (shhh)
I urge you to open your mind and consider the information I share

In '83 Ronald Reagan he turned to parakat
In 1983, Ronald Reagan started using paraquat, a herbicide, to destroy marijuana crops

And started on spraying my holy herbs with some araquat (man)
He began contaminating marijuana plants with a harmful chemical

They was planning on killing me for puffing herbs
Authorities intended to harm or even kill me for smoking marijuana

Said that if I died then it was what that I deserved (he deserves that you know)
They justified their actions by claiming that I deserved to suffer for my choices

It's absurd, we can buy alcohol in any off license
It is nonsensical that we can easily purchase alcohol while marijuana remains illegal

Then walk around paralytic and cause violence ( Oi!!! Ohoh!!)
People consume alcohol and engage in violent behavior, often while intoxicated

Acting like tyrants, beating up on family members (ahh!)
Alcohol often leads to domestic violence and abusive behavior

Waking up in the morning and we cant even remember (yo, what happened)
Many individuals wake up after heavy drinking unable to recall the previous night's events

Yo this is fact that I've written
I am presenting factual information in my lyrics

Alcohol cause seventy-five percent of the violence there be in Britain
Alcohol is responsible for 75% of the violent incidents in Britain

I'm spitting, lyrical fact to the Jack Straw
I am sharing undeniable truths with Jack Straw (a politician)

Telling him that it's wise that he legalize the draw ( Bo!)
I am urging him to consider the wisdom in legalizing marijuana

With metaphors and medical evidence
Using poetic imagery and scientific evidence

Showing him that marijuana be burning from the mansions to the tenements
I am demonstrating that marijuana is consumed by people from all walks of life

A ganja smoker, herb cultivator, the world champion spliff maker
I am an avid marijuana smoker and skilled joint roller

Build a ziggy so big I use a hundred and fifty-two packets of rizla paper
I roll such large joints that it takes a significant amount of rolling papers

I sparked it up in the U.K you could smell the vapors in Jamaica
My joints are so potent that their smell can be detected across vast distances

Slam-dunked a hole in my brain like Kobe Bryant playing for the Lakers
My heavy marijuana use has had a detrimental impact on my brain

I process hydrophonic data, smoke sensamelia by the acre
While engaging in intense thinking, I consume large quantities of high-quality marijuana

It never affects my breathing my lungs are exercise like Mr. Motivator
Despite smoking, my lungs remain healthy and strong

Getting stoned on a rizla cone inside of a skyscraper
I enjoy getting high while in a tall building, using a large joint rolled with Rizla papers

I'd rather be a herbaholic than an alcoholic narcotic class-a drug taker
I prefer being a heavy marijuana user than indulging in harmful drugs like alcohol or narcotics

Listen to my words, ganja is natural herb grown for the earth
I implore you to consider that marijuana is a natural plant provided by the earth

It used to be associated with Rastafarians who praised Haile Selassie at the first
Originally, marijuana was primarily used by Rastafarians who celebrated Haile Selassie

It's not only smoked by vegetarian Rastafarians
Marijuana is not limited to Rastafarians who follow a vegetarian diet

It's smoked by the Aries Taurus Gemini Cancers Leos Virgos , Sagittariuns
People from various zodiac signs smoke marijuana

Librans Scorpions Capricorns Pisces and the Aquarians
Individuals from even more zodiac signs are also users of marijuana

Everyone in the Zodiac I'm sure they're not all black and Rastafarians
Marijuana smokers come from diverse backgrounds and ethnicities

People have been smoking herb since the earth's first days
Smoking marijuana has been a practice since ancient times

It grows on Solomon's grave
According to legend, marijuana grows on the grave of King Solomon

Even when Jesus was crucified you could see his eyes were glazed
It is believed that even Jesus may have consumed marijuana, as his eyes appeared glazed during his crucifixion

Herb helps me concentrate meditate leaves my body and mind in a healthy state
Marijuana enhances my focus and allows me to meditate, promoting overall well-being

Giving me brainwaves, helping my third eye to navigate
Marijuana stimulates my brain activity and aids in spiritual enlightenment

Ganja be loving me liking ganja I smoke at a high rate killing the pyrates
I have a deep affection for marijuana and consume it frequently, defying societal norms

Herbaholic bionic chronic I smoke before I flip my mind state
As a dedicated marijuana user, I alter my mindset by smoking potent strains

I'm a freestyler, translate into all languages they're understanding this
I am a skilled freestyle rapper, able to express my thoughts in various languages

Through the four corners of the earth I spread my word like an evangelist
I share my message with people from all over the world, like a passionate preacher

The disappearing cannabis you can't handle this Mr. Nice smoke
I smoke marijuana that is so potent, it overwhelms those who are not accustomed to it

Make you feel dizzy like someone suffering from vertigo on a tightrope
My marijuana can induce dizziness similar to that experienced by someone with vertigo on a tightrope

How the fuck you think that angels sound angelic reaching for the high notes?
Angels are often depicted as singing beautifully, and I believe that marijuana helps them reach higher musical heights

Cos in the heaven they're getting high cos up in the sky is where I blow my smoke
I imagine that in heaven, the angels are also enjoying the effects of marijuana, just like me on earth

Take a toke and get shocked like an electric volt two thousand megawatts
When you take a hit of marijuana, you will experience a powerful and electrifying sensation

-- test this and I'll leave you breathless
Challenging my marijuana's potency will leave you speechless and in awe

I blaze purple haze from skunk trees, ,any weeds from many countries
I smoke a variety of marijuana strains, including the famous Purple Haze and skunk varieties

Smoke shit from the Amazon jungle, trees grown from the Outer Hebrides
I even smoke marijuana sourced from the Amazon jungle and the remote Outer Hebrides islands

I defy laws of gravity while flying to another galaxy
When I'm high, I feel weightless and as if I'm traveling to faraway galaxies

Smoking Martian weed it gave me hallucinogenic alien fantasies
I once smoked a strain of marijuana that gave me hallucinations of extraterrestrial beings and experiences

I got turquoise weed from Pluto with yellow dots in it
I have obtained a unique strain of marijuana from Pluto, adorned with yellow dots

So addictive anyone who smokes it swears blind that I put rocks in it
This strain is so addictive that people claim I must have added something else to it

I got an aphrodisiac weed from Venus, sniffing a penis ( Wooooh! )
I have a strain of marijuana from Venus that supposedly enhances sexual desire, hence the explicit reference

Getting your girl to start to pirouette on your dick like ballerinas (baby!)
This strain of marijuana can allegedly make one's sexual partner perform gymnastic feats

You all think radiation gave the X-men their super powers
People believe that the X-Men's superpowers resulted from exposure to radiation

But how can you really tell if they got it from smoking super skunk buds and flowers
Perhaps the X-Men gained their powers by smoking incredibly potent marijuana strains