Quest
Phunk Junkeez Lyrics

Just a minute ladies and gentlemen
Hold on for a moment, something important is about to happen.

I think something is happening
I sense that there is a significant event taking place.

The planet earth is the third
Earth is the third planet from the Sun.

Outermost planet of nine planets orbiting the single sun
There are nine planets orbiting one Sun, and Earth is the outermost of them.

A long time ago in a far away galaxy
This story takes place in a distant galaxy and time period.

Alien dope fiends ran out of their weed
Alien drug addicts used up all of their marijuana supply.

They built a ship with a cannabis radar
The aliens constructed a spaceship equipped with a device to detect marijuana.

And before they left they pulled troops with Darth Vader
They recruited Darth Vader and his forces to join their mission.

Who told them of a planet where the dank shit grows
Darth Vader informed the group that there was a planet with high-quality marijuana.

And hydroponics is a science that everyone knows
They were aware that the growing of plants without soil (i.e. hydroponics) was well-established on this planet.

So they set out on a mission to a planet called earth
Their goal was to travel to Earth in search of weed.

On a never ending quest to get their herb
They were determined to obtain a constant supply of marijuana.

They're on a never ending quest to get high
Their primary objective was to achieve a state of prolonged intoxication.

It's a weed war and somebody's gonna die
They believed that possession of marijuana was worth fighting and even dying for.

Abductees on TV told me in secrecy
People who claimed to have been abducted by aliens spoke to me confidentially through a television program.

About a government conspiracy
These sources shared information about a secret plot by the government.

To snatch all of our crops to keep the cops paid
The government's plan was to seize all marijuana crops in order to fund the police force through selling the plants.

Pot for technology the deal has been made
The agreement was that the government would exchange marijuana for advanced technology.

And uncle Sam is behind the scam
The government of the United States was responsible for this scheme.

He's slinging sacks behind our backs
Uncle Sam is secretly selling marijuana behind citizens' backs.

Raising the tax to the max
The government is increasing taxes on marijuana to maximize its profit.

I hear he's getting stoned with the sleep stacks
There are rumors that the government officials responsible for this plan are using marijuana themselves.

Renegade pot smokers get united
Marijuana users who rebel against the government's actions form an alliance.

Ufo's and earth feelers have been sighted
Alien spacecraft and extraterrestrial beings have been observed on Earth.

So people don't trip and cause mass hysteria
Everyone is encouraged to stay calm and avoid panic.

There's a skunky phunky smell in the Roswell
The air has a potent odor resembling marijuana at Roswell, New Mexico.

Area 51 ships have landed they've been commanded
Spaceships from Area 51 have arrived and received orders.

To take the herbs that we have planted
They were instructed to confiscate marijuana plants that had been grown on Earth.

You know they didn't count on a counter attack
The aliens did not expect a retaliatory strike from Earth's inhabitants.

And I never leave home without a fat sack
The singer always carries a large amount of marijuana with them.

So I grab my nine gram bag of kind
The singer took a nine-gram portion of their particularly potent marijuana strain.

A lighter and some papers it was all I could find
The artist gathered the basic tools needed to smoke marijuana: a lighter and some rolling papers.

Ran to headquarters grabbed a big ol'glass
The artist acquired a large glass pipe for smoking.

With the intentions of smoking some alien grass
The artist planned to smoke the marijuana taken from the aliens.

Circles in my crop that shit got to stop
The appearance of circular patterns on plants must cease.

So we pulled up to the gates of the alien camp
The artist and their allies arrived at the entrance to the alien base.

We come all alone with some home grown hemp
They arrived without any other weapons or assistance, only with their own marijuana.

Fighting for the right of mans kind
They were battling for their right to possess and use marijuana as humans.

We can out smoke you earthlings anytime
They were confident that their marijuana consumption abilities surpassed those of humans.

Shoot you wanna battle
The aliens were challenged to engage in a battle with the humans.

Let's get it on me and you one on one bong for bong
The battle would consist of smoking marijuana in turns, each with a bong full of the substance.

I said hey great I hope your vegetarian
The singer made a small joke and hoped that the alien was a vegetarian for their own amusement.

Cause botashous dank is what I'm carrying
The singer's marijuana was of fantastic quality, and he wanted to share it with the alien.

He replied hmmm this shits all right
The alien was impressed with the quality of the marijuana they had just smoked.

And he broke out with some space phlavored kryptonite
Next, the alien offered some of their own marijuana with a unique, space-themed flavor.

So I broke off a chunk of that cosmic phunk
The artist approved of the alien's weed and took a portion to smoke.

And I shattered the glass like a Shaq fu dunk
The singer loaded an enormous amount of marijuana into the pipe, similar to a high-flying basketball slam dunk from Shaquille O'Neal.

It's my turn so I reached in my sack
The artist took their turn to smoke, getting the marijuana from their personal stash.

To pack a fat bowl to make this brain react
The singer loaded an extra-large amount of marijuana into the pipe to achieve the maximum desired effect.

Pulled a switch with some ditch
The marijuana was mixed with less desirable substances and of lower quality, but it did the trick.

Dirt weed sticks oregano and some bird seed
The marijuana was of poor quality and mixed with other substances (dirt, dried herbs, and bird food).

He started choking smoke was shooting out his gills
The alien was coughing violently and struggling to breathe due to the potency of the marijuana.

When he drank the bong water oh he gave me chills
His reaction to drinking the bong water of leftover marijuana residue was quite alarming to the artist.

I mean he fell on the ground and started throwing up
The alien's reaction was extreme and caused him to vomit and pass out.

His eyes went cross eyed his head was blowing up
The alien was having severe physical and mental reactions to the marijuana.

His brain exploded this shit was fried
The marijuana was so strong that it caused the alien's brain to explode and die.

That was the last of the never ending quest to get high
The fight for the right to use marijuana ended after the alien's death.

We're on a never ending quest to get high
The song is about the endless pursuit of prolonged marijuana usage and the fight for the right to do so.

It's a weed war and the aliens just died
The battle between humans and aliens for marijuana usage rights ended with the death of the aliens.