The Cold Hard Facts of Life
Porter Wagoner Lyrics


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I got back in town a day before I'd planned to
I smiled and said, I'll sure surprise my wife
I don't think I'll phone, I'll just head on home
For I didn't know the cold hard facts of life

I passed a little wine store on the corner
I pictured pink champagne by candle light
I stopped the car right then got out and hurried in
My mind not on the cold hard facts of life

A stranger stood there laughing by the counter
He said, "I'll take two bottles of your best"
Her husband's out of town and there's a party
He winked as if to say you know the rest

I left the store two steps behind the stranger
From there to my house, his car stayed in sight
But it wasn't till he turned into my drive that I learned
I was witnessing the cold hard facts of life

I drove around the block till I was dizzy
Each time the noise came louder from within
And then I saw our bottle there beside me
And I drank a fifth of courage and walked in

Lord, you should've seen their frantic faces
They screamed and cried, please put away that knife
I guess I'll go to hell or I'll rot here in this cell




But who taught who the cold hard facts of life
Who taught who the cold hard facts of life

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Porter Wagoner's song "The Cold Hard Facts of Life" tells the story of a man who returns home early from a trip and decides to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. However, on his way home, he stops by a wine store and encounters a stranger who purchases two bottles of champagne and reveals that he is going to a party at the man's house. The man realizes that his wife is having an affair and confronts her and her lover with a knife. The final lyric line "But who taught who the cold hard facts of life" implies that this violent encounter was a result of both the husband and wife's actions.


The song explores themes of infidelity, betrayal, and revenge. It highlights the harsh reality of relationships and the consequences of actions. It also suggests that everyone involved in these situations holds some level of responsibility for the outcome.


Line by Line Meaning

I got back in town a day before I'd planned to
I arrived in town earlier than I had anticipated


I smiled and said, I'll sure surprise my wife
I was happy to surprise my wife


I don't think I'll phone, I'll just head on home
I decided to go home without calling my wife


For I didn't know the cold hard facts of life
I was unaware of what awaited me at home


I passed a little wine store on the corner
I saw a small wine store on the street corner


I pictured pink champagne by candle light
I imagined a romantic evening with my wife


I stopped the car right then got out and hurried in
I immediately pulled over and went inside the store


My mind not on the cold hard facts of life
I was not thinking about the harsh realities of life


A stranger stood there laughing by the counter
An unknown man was laughing near the store counter


He said, "I'll take two bottles of your best"
He ordered the best wine the store had to offer


Her husband's out of town and there's a party
He stated that there was a party since her husband was not home


He winked as if to say you know the rest
He implied that I knew what he meant without saying it out loud


I left the store two steps behind the stranger
I exited the store right after the man did


From there to my house, his car stayed in sight
I could see his car the entire way to my house


But it wasn't till he turned into my drive that I learned
It was only when he pulled into my driveway that I realized


I was witnessing the cold hard facts of life
I was observing the harsh realities of life


I drove around the block till I was dizzy
I circled the block several times until I was dizzy


Each time the noise came louder from within
The noise from my house kept getting louder with each pass


And then I saw our bottle there beside me
I noticed our bottle of wine next to me in the car


And I drank a fifth of courage and walked in
I drank enough alcohol to give me courage and then entered the house


Lord, you should've seen their frantic faces
It would have been quite a sight to see the panic on their faces


They screamed and cried, please put away that knife
They begged me to put down the knife I was holding


I guess I'll go to hell or I'll rot here in this cell
I know that I will likely suffer the consequences for my actions


But who taught who the cold hard facts of life
In the end, it is unclear who ultimately taught each other about the harsh realities of life




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Written by: Bill Anderson

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sauquoit13456

On this day in 1967 {April 2nd} Porter Wagoner's "Cold Hard Facts of Life" peaked at #2* {for 1 week} on Billboard's Hot Country Singles chart, for the weeks it was at #2, the #1 record for that week was "Walk Through This World" by George Jones...
Between 1954 and 1983 the West Plains, Missouri had seventy nine records on the Billboard Country charts, twenty eight made the Top 10 with two reaching #1, "A Satisfied Mind" for four weeks in July of 1955 and "Misery Loves Company" for two non-consecutive weeks in March of 1962...
Twenty two of his seventy nine charted records were duets, twenty one with Dolly Parton and one with Merle Haggard...
Porter Wayne Wagoner passed away at the age of 80 on October 28th, 2007...
May he R.I.P.
* "Cold Hard Facts of Life" was Porter Wagoner's first of two of his records to peak at #2, his other #2 record was "The Carroll County Accident" for four weeks in January of 1969...
Plus in a duet with Dolly Parton he had a third record peak at #2, "Making Plans", for two weeks in August of 1980...
And from the 'For What It's Worth' department, the remainder of the Hot Country Singles' Top 10 on April 2nd, 1967:
#3. "I Won't Come In While He's There" by Jim Reeves
#4. "Lonely Again" by Eddy Arnold
#5. "Need You" by Sonny James
#6. "Where Does The Good Times Go" by Buck Owens
#7. "Get While The Gettin's Good" by Bill Anderson
#8. "Stamp Out Loneliness" by Stonewall Jackson
#9. "Drifting Apart" by Warner Mack
#10. "Words I'm Gonna Have To Eat" by Bill Phillips



David Gikundi

The Cold Hard Facts of Life

Song by Porter Wagoner
Lyrics
I got back in town a day before I'd planned to
I smiled and said, "I'll sure surprise my wife"
I don't think I'll phone, I'll just head on home
'Cause I didn't know the cold hard facts of life

I passed a little wine store on the corner
I pictured pink champagne by candlelight
I stopped the car right then, got out and hurried in
My mind not on the cold hard facts of life

A stranger stood there laughing by the counter
He said, "I'll take two bottles of your best"
Her husband's out of town and there's a party
He winked, as if to say, "You know the rest"

I left the store two steps behind the stranger
From there to my house, his car stayed in sight
But it wasn't 'til he turned into my drive that I learned
I was witnessing the cold hard facts of life

Oh, I drove around the block 'til I was dizzy
Each time the noise came louder from within
And then I saw a bottle there beside me
And I drank a fifth of courage and walked in

Lord, you should've seen their frantic faces
They screamed and cried, "Please put away that knife"
I guess I'll go to hell or I'll rot here in this cell
But who taught who the cold hard facts of life?
Who taught who the cold hard facts of life?

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Mariano Brangeri

what a song man, the album has the best cover art ive ever seen

Dorrett Lawson

One of my all time favorite, just touching, 🙌🙏💯

Pauline Gulas

I wish they all were around!they were all great singers 👍👍

Dean Lucas

Whenever a country fan used to give me grief about Rock song lyrics, I used to point this song out to them

Peter Storck

And u were right

sauquoit13456

On this day in 1967 {April 2nd} Porter Wagoner's "Cold Hard Facts of Life" peaked at #2* {for 1 week} on Billboard's Hot Country Singles chart, for the weeks it was at #2, the #1 record for that week was "Walk Through This World" by George Jones...
Between 1954 and 1983 the West Plains, Missouri had seventy nine records on the Billboard Country charts, twenty eight made the Top 10 with two reaching #1, "A Satisfied Mind" for four weeks in July of 1955 and "Misery Loves Company" for two non-consecutive weeks in March of 1962...
Twenty two of his seventy nine charted records were duets, twenty one with Dolly Parton and one with Merle Haggard...
Porter Wayne Wagoner passed away at the age of 80 on October 28th, 2007...
May he R.I.P.
* "Cold Hard Facts of Life" was Porter Wagoner's first of two of his records to peak at #2, his other #2 record was "The Carroll County Accident" for four weeks in January of 1969...
Plus in a duet with Dolly Parton he had a third record peak at #2, "Making Plans", for two weeks in August of 1980...
And from the 'For What It's Worth' department, the remainder of the Hot Country Singles' Top 10 on April 2nd, 1967:
#3. "I Won't Come In While He's There" by Jim Reeves
#4. "Lonely Again" by Eddy Arnold
#5. "Need You" by Sonny James
#6. "Where Does The Good Times Go" by Buck Owens
#7. "Get While The Gettin's Good" by Bill Anderson
#8. "Stamp Out Loneliness" by Stonewall Jackson
#9. "Drifting Apart" by Warner Mack
#10. "Words I'm Gonna Have To Eat" by Bill Phillips

Moneytalks

Awesome post. Love Porter, thanks

Jim Hughes

Porter Wagoner will be missed greatly

John Bengston

What hat happen please don't give me the news that I don't want to hear

Ang Higgy

@John Bengston I don't know why he said "will" be missed, Porter died many years ago.

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