Rock Hard in a Funky Place
Prince Lyrics


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Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Does anybody know you're here?
This house of ill-repute (oh honey, I'm scared of you)
Tryin' to deal with all your fears
I guess this is what you get for being cute (cute, cute)

Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you're all alone
It's written all over your face
You're just a rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place
Here comes a lady so you cover up
She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups (okay now, come on, come on, girl, let's see, come on)
See, you, you couldn't cop if you wanted to
Because something near your leg is haunting you
Such a disgrace, you're a rockhard in a funky place

Ow,
Ha ha, y'all
Rockhard in a funky place
You was workin' on the line you could drop on her (uh, uh)
But you couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her (uh, uh)
Maybe if you cop a nut in the car (maybe if you cop a nut in the car)
Maybe you could think about playing guitar

(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock)

Oh, yeah, yeah
Uh, yeah, yeah
Rockhard in a funky place
All you're looking for is love
Or a reason to believe there's a God above
Pretty soon you'll get enough
And head back to a life so tough

I just hate to see an erection go to waste
I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Say it, rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Oh, you rockhard in a funky place
You rockhard in a funky place

Say it, y'all
(Rock, rock)
What?
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
We gotta go, y'all
(Rock, rock)
Tune in next week
(Rock, rock)
Same time, same boogie
Rock hard (rock, rock)
Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all (rock, rock)
But until then keep your finger on the trigger (rock, rock)
That's the only way it'll get bigger





What kinda of fuck end was that?

Overall Meaning

The song "Rock Hard in a Funky Place" by Prince is a sexually charged and playful song that pokes fun at the pressures and complications that come with sexual desire. The lyrics read like a diary entry of sorts, with Prince painting a picture of a man who is both confident and hesitant in his attempts to engage in sexual activity. The opening lines "Does anybody know you're here? This house of ill-repute (oh honey, I'm scared of you) Tryin' to deal with all your fears I guess this is what you get for being cute (cute, cute)," suggest that the singer is sneaking around in order to satisfy his sexual desires, and that he is scared of being judged for his actions. The reference to "this house of ill-repute" suggests that he is engaging in sexual activity in a place that is considered taboo, which adds another layer of tension to the song.


The song continues with references to the man's attempts to impress a woman who he finds attractive but is ultimately intimidated by. The line "Soaked in banana cologne/No wonder you're all alone/It's written all over your face/You're just a rockhard in a funky place" is a witty commentary on the ways in which men attempt to impress women through their appearance and the use of cologne. This is followed by a description of the woman he is trying to attract, who is "a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups," which suggests that she is confident and unapologetic about her sexuality. The song concludes with the line "I just hate to see an erection go to waste/I'm just a rockhard in a funky place," which is simultaneously humorous and poignant, suggesting that sexual desire can be both liberating and frustrating.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh, oh, oh
Prince's vocalization to start the song


Does anybody know you're here?
A rhetorical question asked to someone who is trying to hide from others or the world


This house of ill-repute (oh honey, I'm scared of you)
The surroundings of someone that are questionable, and looking at the person at the center evokes fear


Tryin' to deal with all your fears
The person at the center is struggling to cope with their insecurities


I guess this is what you get for being cute (cute, cute)
Perhaps the person is facing a situation that would not have arisen if they weren't trying to be showy, or maybe it's just ironic


Soaked in banana cologne
The person is wearing an overwhelming amount of cologne with a scent that most people wouldn't choose


No wonder you're all alone
The person's off-putting appearance and smell indicate why they lack companionship


It's written all over your face
The person's emotions are easily readable on their facial expressions


You're just a rockhard in a funky place
They are in a strange spot, standing out like a sore thumb, and just can't relax


Here comes a lady so you cover up
An attractive woman enters the environment, and the person starts to hide their arousal


She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups (okay now, come on, come on, girl, let's see, come on)
A possible physical description of the woman that entered, and the person is anticipating her to reveal more of herself


See, you, you couldn't cop if you wanted to
Even if given the opportunity, the person is incapable of seizing the moment


Because something near your leg is haunting you
They cannot take advantage of the scenario because they cannot control their hormones


Such a disgrace, you're a rockhard in a funky place
The situation is quite unfortunate, depicting the person as being unable to control their urge while in a bizarre atmosphere


You was workin' on the line you could drop on her (uh, uh)
The person was attempting to work up the courage to talk to the woman, but he can't seem to focus and ends up doing nothing


But you couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her (uh, uh)
The person was too focused on the woman's physical appearance, and couldn't get his thoughts together


Maybe if you cop a nut in the car (maybe if you cop a nut in the car)
The person contemplates taking care of themselves privately before attempting to talk to the woman


Maybe you could think about playing guitar
The person should focus on their hobbies instead of getting flustered with women


(Rock, rock)
Vocalization from Prince to transition to the next part of the song


All you're looking for is love
The person is attempting to find love but is failing miserably


Or a reason to believe there's a God above
Perhaps people turn to God as an explanation for their troubles or to find hope


Pretty soon you'll get enough
The person is on the brink of giving up because of his repeated failures


And head back to a life so tough
The person contemplates going back to a tough life without love


I just hate to see an erection go to waste
Prince is making light of the unusual situation, and suggests that the person should at least try to make the most of his arousal


I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Prince is self-acknowledging that he too is in a strange environment, but it doesn't seem to bother him as much


Say it, rockhard in a funky place
The phrase is repeated to maintain the same tempo and theme of the song


Oh, you rockhard in a funky place
Prince is addressing the person at the center of the song


What kinda of fuck end was that?
The final lyrics are unclear in their meaning and might be intentionally left in to suggest that the song might not have a clear message




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ERIC LEEDS, PRINCE ROGERS NELSON

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Comments from YouTube:

@MarkDragavon69

I’m 71 years old & I’ve always loved everything Prince has done. He’s the ultimate fusion of funk & jazz, in my humble opinion

@somethingdifferent4u247

And I approve this message.

@lorrainesmarr467

Also approved by this 51 year old!

@marcrigaut6940

J’ai 53 ans et je vis et vécu la même chose. Merci.

@PATYPUS3

Mark, this song was written before viagra.....

@scarygarrysg1903

That's an Artist with a capital "A" ...we are never gonna see another one like Prince!

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@CatEyedGoddess

If you are a real Prince fan. You are here!!!

@ItothaGO

Camille's IN DA HOUSE!!!!

@maha77

This was my favorite song from the Black Album

@Blak7uerilla

Definitely the best song on the whole album.

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