Bad Baby sitter
Princess Superstar Lyrics


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Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog
too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you want to do? You want to watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me cool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the
creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to
bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky 'cause I sucked his dicky and used your mom's
cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin




No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

Overall Meaning

The song "Bad Baby Sitter" by Princess Superstar is a satirical look at the often-lacking responsibility of babysitters. Throughout the song, the singer boasts about her laziness, love for junk food, and sexual exploits with her boyfriend. The opening lines convey the singer's boredom and distaste for babysitting, but they then highlight the material wealth and ostensible opportunities for amusement provided by the family she's babysitting for: "Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too / And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out / If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out." The last line hints at the singer's awareness that her actions are not exactly responsible or admirable.


Further, throughout the song, the singer shows a disregard for the children's wellbeing as she eats the family's food, tries on the mother's clothing, and uses the family's camera to take inappropriate pictures. The singer even threatens the children with stories about mass murderers in the area. Moreover, the singer's personal life and activities take precedence over the well-being of the kids: she masturbates, calls her boyfriend, and performs oral sex on him while babysitting. The song is a commentary on the way society assigns childcare responsibilities, often to young people with little to no training or experience. It emphasizes that babysitters must be trustworthy and responsible as they are tasked with the safety and wellbeing of children.


Line by Line Meaning

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too
I don't really like babysitting, but the family has good food, games, and a pet dog.


And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
The family has a handsome Jewish man, Mr.Weintraub, who is old but in good shape.


If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
If I misbehave, I will have to stand in the corner as punishment for Time Out.


Aight Josh what you want to do? You want to watch cartoons?
Hey, Josh, what do you want to do? Do you want to watch cartoons?


HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
HBO has the movie Platoon, so Josh needs to come back to the room to watch it.


I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me cool Aid
I assume your parents will be out late, so make me a glass of Kool-Aid.


I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
I'm going to sit on the couch and pleasure myself, then call my boyfriend Gabe to see if he ate.


Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
I spat out my Bubbalicious gum and went to one of the large refrigerators that could fit ten little people.


Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Wow, they are rich. Hey, she left me fifty dishes to wash. How rude!


Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?
Let's try on your mom's fur coats. Do you think she will miss these Chanel links?


In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
You look like Jar Jar Binks in high heels. Go play under the sink.


(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I also want your daddy.


But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell
But if you tell on me, you'll die from sickle cell anemia, and God says you're going straight to hell.


Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the creepy monsters want
Well, if you don't like me being here, I can leave, and you'll be all alone, which is what the scary monsters want.


Plus I'll be taking your TV
And I'll be taking your TV with me when I leave.


Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
Put on your pajamas and don't wet the bed because I have a camera.


I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
I'll take a picture of you and show it to little Sarah, who you have a crush on.


Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
Oh, and one more thing - several mass murderers have been spotted in this area.


I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter. My boyfriend is in your shower, and I'm only making six dollars an hour.


Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
Let's make Fluffernutters sandwiches. Don't make another sound.


I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
I'll take a cookie cutter and make star-shaped cookies out of your skin while you sleep.


Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
Stay still, I need to check the bathroom cabinet. Hey, what are these pills?


I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
I'll take the Valium, and Josh, you take a bag and the Tagament.


Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
Stop throwing up. I'm not paid enough for this. You clean up the rug.


Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much
Is that Fluff on the floor? I told you six boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much.


All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
All right, kid, you need to go to bed even though it's only 6 pm. My boy just came over, and he wants me to perform oral sex on him.


Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
Make my boyfriend sit on the couch where you usually watch Small Wonder.


Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky 'cause I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber
The next time you see Vicky, there will be a sticky spot on the couch because I performed oral sex on him and used your mom's cucumber as a prop.


Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Don't worry. I'll put the cucumber back in the Frigidaire.


Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
Are you scared? You can have it for dinner. It will be nice and crisp, stored in the Tupperware.


No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
No bedtime story tonight. Gabe, stop being so horny!


Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
Josh, get in bed, and maybe Freddie Krueger will let you see your mom in the morning.


No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
No porn, and Gabe, make sure you shut the window shades.


One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
One day, you'll understand how nice it is to have sex while getting paid for it.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., THE BICYCLE MUSIC COMPANY
Written by: JAMES BROWN, FRED WESLEY, CHARLES BOBBITT, CONCETTA KIRSCHNER, MILO JASON BERGER, ERIK MELTZER

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@WiggysanWiggysan

"This has both things I like in a song, it was both fly & dope".

@Guitarguy1191

Two of the main ingredients, at least..

@griz86

Yeah, you're sweet, man. High five.

@dylangg123

Ricky Gervais show?

@tipperary1082

@@dylangg123 What else could it be?

@indi0089

From the album princess super star that is princess superstar

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@autumnleaf864

This song should be rereleased,it’s still mint after all these years

@swordfish356dt

True things my man

@Fyhbvcvbmiih

It's on Apple Music

@andrewwilliams8187

It was released in the uk

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