Pimplikeness
Proof Lyrics

Aiyyo, she a freak and I love the way she move to the beat
She is a promiscuous woman and I enjoy watching her dance

Ass and titties bouncin', she ain't movin' her feet
Her buttocks and breasts are moving rhythmically without her needing to move her feet much

Put twenty in her bra, stiff dick had many in her jaw
I inserted twenty-dollar bills into her bra, and she performed oral sex on me

Probably hit plenty in the raw (nasty bitch)
I most likely had unprotected sex with her multiple times (she's quite promiscuous)

I wanna see this bitch naked on my livin' room flo'
I desire to see this woman completely nude on the floor of my living room

And yo bitch, I ain't givin' up no dough, fo'sho'
And you, woman, I am not giving you any money, that's for sure

You can be my best friend but Em might get mad
You can be my closest friend, but Eminem might become angry

Don't call me Daddy bitch, I fuck better than your dad
Do not address me as 'Daddy' (slang for lover), as I am more skilled in bed than your father

Let me get up in that ass like I'm ridin' horseback
Allow me to have anal sex with you, similar to riding a horse

Fuck a sponge, I need a tool to clean my ball sack
I don't need a sponge, I need a specialized instrument to wash my testicles

I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap
I raise the collar of my shirt, but I don't want you to undo your bra strap

If you hang up the phone then bitch don't call back
If you abruptly end the phone call, don't bother calling me again

18's on ice, you ain't seen that befo'
I have 18-karat gold jewelry, which is an impressive sight you haven't witnessed before

Actin like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (bling)
You're pretending not to notice my flashy jewelry at the door

I move to a ho, just for one reason
I am attracted to a prostitute, solely for a specific purpose

'Cause bitches need 9-1-1 for no reason
Prostitutes often call 9-1-1 without any legitimate emergency

(I'm somethin' like a pimp)
I resemble a pimp in some ways

A diamond{?} trick, but you ain't seein' no chips, young ho
A high-class prostitute, but you aren't receiving any money or benefits, young woman

(I said I'm somethin' like a pimp)
I previously stated that I resemble a pimp in certain aspects

Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick, yes bitch
You are unable to accompany me on vacations, so you can perform oral sex on me instead

(I'm somethin' like a pimp)
Once again, I am similar to a pimp in certain ways

You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
You have the choice to either swallow or spit out my semen, which contributes to my wealth, oh girl

(I'm somethin' like a pimp)
Yet again, I resemble a pimp in some aspects

Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp, big P
Make money with your flexible sexual skills, while I confidently walk with a noticeable limp, big P (Proof)

(Said I'm somethin' like a pimp)
I previously mentioned that I resemble a pimp in certain ways

I never treat 'em like they wanna be treated, bitch beat it
I never treat women how they desire to be treated, so leave, woman

Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed
Your intentions will be thwarted if you believe that you are required or important

Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

You ain't gotta tell her nothin', you just told her twice
You don't have to say anything, you already indicated it twice

And I don't wanna put my hands on ya, I got a plan for ya
I don't want to physically harm you, I have a strategy for you

Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya
Engage with my associates, they will give you a few thousand dollars

So fresh and so clean, she know the routine
She is exceptionally clean and knows the expected behavior

It's such a wonderful thing, money flow like ravines
It's a fantastic situation, money flows abundantly like deep valleys

They say 'Kuniva, get a clothin' line' but I'ma chill
People suggest that Kuniva starts a clothing line, but he prefers to relax

'Cause when cotton ain't sellin' pussy always will
Because when the clothing business is not profitable, the sale of sexual services always is

And these women they be knowin' the deal
These women are aware of the situation and understand the arrangement

That's why these niggaz be blowin' a mil' just to keep a ho in they grill
That's why these men spend a million dollars just to have a prostitute around them constantly

And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm somethin' like one though
I have never formally been a pimp, but I somewhat resemble one

I fuck 'em and leave 'em, you always love or like that ho
I have sex with them and then abandon them, whereas you always develop feelings for that prostitute

Cashin' 'em out, they never get ahold of my chains
Spending money on them, but they never obtain possession of my expensive jewelry

They only get that swollen up thang, I'm showin' 'em game
They only receive my erected penis, as I am demonstrating my persuasive skills

Hah, you was a sucka when you met her, she dogged you cause you let her
You were a fool when you met her, and she mistreated you because you allowed it

See I tell a bitch quick, if you knew better you'd do better (bitch)
I promptly inform a woman, if you were more knowledgeable, you would improve your life

They realizin' I ain't havin' that shit
They are beginning to understand that I will not tolerate such behavior

Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizin' every tramp that she with
Don't be shocked, I am captivating every promiscuous woman who associates with her

I send 'em out like Vanity 6 and I mean that
I dispatch them like the music group Vanity 6, and I truly mean it

I'm doggin' they ass, I'm in joggin' pants and a V-neck (hah!)
I am dominating them completely, wearing casual jogging pants and a V-neck shirt (hah!)

I put my foot up in her ass so fast
I kick her in the buttocks swiftly

That she'll forget how to spell 'cash,' she hoe'in with a cast on
She will be so stunned that she won't remember how to spell 'cash,' while she continues to engage in prostitution with a cast on

And I'm knowin' just what happened that day
And I am aware of exactly what transpired on that particular day

He didn't pay cause you let him take you to a matinee (I saw you)
He didn't provide payment because you allowed him to take you to a daytime movie (I witnessed it)

You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama
If you behave in that manner, you cannot avoid the ensuing conflict

I'm pimpin' aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (want my change)
I am managing the affairs of older women, even their mothers, and I collect money from illicit massage establishments (I want my money)

Menage-a-trois is really second nature
Engaging in a threesome is a natural behavior for me

I have eighty eight bitches straight takin it to the face
I have eighty-eight women who willingly receive my semen in their faces

And uh, I can give a fuck about a relation
And uh, I don't care at all about being in a committed relationship

Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid bitch
Either spread your legs for sex or exit my life, foolish woman

Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor
Well, I am neither a pimp nor a player, but I am comparable to a mayor in my influence

Grab a bitch up by her hair like I just don't care
I forcefully seize a woman by her hair without any concern

And swing her in the air I'm talkin' major ass kick
And I lift her in the air, indicating a significant act of violence

Toss a bitch out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick
I throw a woman out of the house, similar to the expulsion of Kwame Kirkpatrick (a former mayor of Detroit)

I'm a pimp, so I give a fuck about a bitch
I am a pimp, so I care very little about a woman

But I don't make 'em trick, I'm rich (whoo!)
But I don't force them to engage in prostitution, as I am wealthy (whoo!)

I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip
I don't require money from them, and they don't engage in street prostitution

But I could spit some game and I could talk some shit
But I am skilled in seduction and I can engage in boastful conversation

I'm somethin' like a pimp, similar to a mack
I resemble a pimp, comparable to a mack (a male who attracts females)

I ain't makin' the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack
I don't appear in news stories, I make my child's mother handle the responsibilities

Drop Cadillac, truck fuck, I gotta go
I park my Cadillac truck, have sex, I need to leave

That's my bottom ho pagin' me back I'm a pimp
That's my primary prostitute messaging me, I am a pimp

It's seven o'clock, bitch you ain't got my money?
It's seven o'clock, woman, you don't have the money you owe me?

I'ma beat yo' ass you think it's funny?
I will physically assault you; do you find it amusing?

Bitch get on the block in some dirty tube socks
Woman, go to the street corner wearing dirty tube socks

And get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (yeah!)
And get shot by a police officer while wearing Reebok sneakers (yeah!)

Bitch I'm the man, you know I'm the man
Woman, I am the superior individual, you are aware of that

Keep suckin' dick, 'til you get a hundred grand
Continue performing oral sex until you earn one hundred thousand dollars

Bitch you insane if you think I'm your mayn
Woman, you are crazy if you believe I am your partner

Here's 2 G's, go fuck LeBron James
Here's two thousand dollars, go have sex with LeBron James

Hah, been gettin' this money off these bitches
Hah, I have been acquiring wealth from these prostitutes

Heard me? That's what I do, you know me
Do you understand me? That's what I do, you are familiar with me

Check me out anywhere, anybody tell you about Proof
Look into my reputation, anyone can inform you about Proof

Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend
Understand that, also known as The Young Legend

The Human Fly, y'knowmsayin?
I am like a human fly, do you understand what I'm saying?

Aiyyo, I got bitches in Michigan on Michigan
Hey, I have prostitutes in Michigan on the street named Michigan

Yo' bitch is on Woodward nigga, next to them faggot ass niggaz
Your woman is on Woodward Avenue, near those despicable individuals

I got bad bitches cause you gon', you think it's a cop
I have attractive women with me, but you assume they are undercover police

Yeah, that ain't cop that's my bitches
Yeah, they're not police, those are my prostitutes

I got the top notch bitches, y'knowmsayin?
I have the highest quality prostitutes, do you understand?

I'm more than a pimp, I'm somethi' like a pimp
I am not just a pimp, I am somewhat similar to a pimp

'Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, Wonder Rat{?} baby
Because I possess characteristics of both a Thundercat and a Wonder Rat, baby

Big pimpin', you heard me? P.I.M.P
Engaging in significant pimping activities, do you understand? P.I.M.P

Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it goin
Proof Is My Poppa, let's continue the momentum

Proof Is My Poppa, P.I.M.P
Proof Is My Poppa, P.I.M.P

Y'knowmsayin let's go, c'mon y'all let's go
Do you understand what I'm saying? Come on, everyone, let's go

Ooh, hey ooh, hey ooh, hey
Ooh, hey ooh, hey ooh, hey