The Criminal Inside Me
R.L. Burnside Lyrics


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Mama, mama
I want some milk

Yeah!
Back years ago
In the month of June
When all those animals got together
And had that party down at the house of brother ′Coon
Now the little Monkey
He was most delighted
He was a hot mother 'cause he wasn′t invited
Well late that night, he looked at his watch
I got half past nine
I know god damn well it's party time
Looked up over his door
Got that long .44
Started walkin' down the street
Whilst walking down the street, he was walking slow
He kicks an Elephant′s ass and leaves him lying dead on the road

Then he went on down to this building
Where they were having this party at
And he made a loud knock on the door
Say you mammy fuckers
Get down drinkin′ that goddamn Bacardi
If you don't give me some of that shits
Or I′ll break up the motherfucking party
Said, "I got an ass pocket of whiskey and a front pocket of gin
If you don't open this door I′ll kick the motherfucker in."
That's when the Lion jumped up, you know
Said, "listen to that little squirt out there talkin′ shit
It couldn't mean a thing."
"Can't bullshit the public, know damn well I′m the king."
But they opened the door and opened it wide
Little bad monkey stepped inside
All you motherfuckers get up on your (unknown) toes
And quit your clowning ′cause you know you're wrong
Those the queen of diamonds on the
Table and four of diamonds on the floor
And cut the lights out with his .44
By that time one them pimps got the light
He jumped up on the counter and throw back his vest
And said, "every motherfucker in here is under arrest."
He′s the Police you know

He was the main man you know

JS:Whoa!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Whoa!
RL:Hey!
JS:Whoa!
RL:Yeah!
Woo!
JS:Well, well, well!
RL:Yeah!

JS:Hey RL
RL Burnside

RL:Talk to me now!

JS:RL.?

RL:Huh?

JS:RL Listen man
I'm a little, wait a second,
I′m a little short of money right now and I
Was wondering, RL, RL you got forty nickels

RL:How many?

JS:I need forty nickels for a bag of potato chips, c'mon man

RL:You don′t get out of my face quick
I'm gonna kick yo ass you son of a bitch!

JS:Ow!
JS:Ow!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Oww!
RL:Yeah!

RL:I'll tell you what!

JS:C′mon, I need forty nickels
I′m not talking about the big bag of potato chips

RL:I'll tell you what if you don′t get out of here
And make it fast I'm gonna put my foot right in your ass!

JS:Oww!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Oww!
RL:Yeah!
JS:Oww!
RL:Hey!




RL:Well!
JS:Hey!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to R.L. Burnside's song "The Criminal Inside Me" tell a story of a mischievous and rebellious monkey who is not invited to a party. Feeling left out and angry, the monkey decides to take matters into his own hands. He grabs his gun and walks down the street, showing off his power by kicking an elephant's ass and killing it. He then arrives at the party and demands to be let in, threatening to break up the party if he doesn't get what he wants. The lion at the party underestimates the monkey, thinking he's just talking nonsense, but eventually lets him in. The monkey takes control of the situation, declaring everyone under arrest. The song ends with a playful interaction between R.L. Burnside and another voice, where they exchange words about needing money for potato chips.


The lyrics seem to convey a sense of rebellion, power, and a disregard for authority. The monkey symbolizes an individual who is marginalized and excluded but manages to assert their own agency and disrupt the established order. The song also touches on themes of justice and control, with the monkey assuming a position of power and becoming the "Police" or the "main man."


Line by Line Meaning

Mama, mama
Mother, mother


I want some milk
I desire some milk


Back years ago
In the past


In the month of June
During the month of June


When all those animals got together
When all those animals gathered


And had that party down at the house of brother 'Coon
And celebrated at brother 'Coon's house


Now the little Monkey
Now the small Monkey


He was most delighted
He was extremely pleased


He was a hot mother 'cause he wasn't invited
He was angry because he wasn't invited


Well late that night, he looked at his watch
Later that night, he checked his watch


I got half past nine
It was 9:30


I know god damn well it's party time
I am certain it's time to party


Looked up over his door
Raised his eyes above his door


Got that long .44
Obtained the long .44 gun


Started walkin' down the street
Began strolling down the street


Whilst walking down the street, he was walking slow
While he was walking slowly down the street


He kicks an Elephant's ass and leaves him lying dead on the road
He forcefully strikes an Elephant and leaves it dead on the road


Then he went on down to this building
Then he continued to this building


Where they were having this party at
Where the party was taking place


And he made a loud knock on the door
And he forcefully knocked on the door


Say you mammy fuckers
Said, you motherfuckers


Get down drinkin' that goddamn Bacardi
Start drinking that damn Bacardi


If you don't give me some of that shits
Unless you give me some of it


Or I'll break up the motherfucking party
I will disrupt the entire party


Said, 'I got an ass pocket of whiskey and a front pocket of gin
Stated, 'I have a pocket of whiskey and a pocket of gin


If you don't open this door I'll kick the motherfucker in.'
If you don't open this door, I will forcefully kick it


That's when the Lion jumped up, you know
At that moment, the Lion quickly stood up


Said, 'listen to that little squirt out there talkin' shit
Said, 'listen to that small monkey outside speaking nonsense


It couldn't mean a thing.'
It couldn't be significant


'Can't bullshit the public, know damn well I'm the king.'
'Can't deceive the public, I know I'm the king'


But they opened the door and opened it wide
However, they opened the door completely


Little bad monkey stepped inside
The mischievous monkey entered


All you motherfuckers get up on your (unknown) toes
All of you motherfuckers get on your tiptoes


And quit your clowning 'cause you know you're wrong
And stop fooling around because you know you're doing something immoral


Those the queen of diamonds on the
They saw the queen of diamonds on the


Table and four of diamonds on the floor
Table and four of diamonds on the floor


And cut the lights out with his .44
And shot the lights out with his .44 gun


By that time one them pimps got the light
At that moment, one of the pimps grabbed the light


He jumped up on the counter and throw back his vest
He leapt onto the counter and pulled back his vest


And said, 'every motherfucker in here is under arrest.'
And declared, 'every person in here is arrested'


He's the Police you know
He is the Police, you know


He was the main man you know
He was the main authority figure, you know


Whoa!
Expressing surprise


Well, well, well!
Expressing surprise


Hey RL
Hey RL


Talk to me now!
Speak to me now!


RL.?
RL?


Huh?
What?


RL Listen man
RL, listen man


I'm a little, wait a second, I'm a little short of money right now and I
I currently have a small amount of money and


Was wondering, RL, RL you got forty nickels
I was wondering, RL, do you have forty nickels


How many?
How many?


I need forty nickels for a bag of potato chips, c'mon man
I require forty nickels to purchase a bag of potato chips, please


You don't get out of my face quick
If you don't leave promptly


I'm gonna kick yo ass you son of a bitch!
I will kick your buttocks, you unpleasant person


Ow!
Expressing pain


Now!
Now!


I'll tell you what!
I'll tell you what!


C'mon, I need forty nickels
Come on, I need forty nickels


I'm not talking about the big bag of potato chips
I'm not referring to the large bag of potato chips


If you don't get out of here
If you don't leave this place


And make it fast I'm gonna put my foot right in your ass!
And quickly, I will forcefully kick your buttocks


C'mon, I need forty nickels
Come on, I need forty nickels


I'm not talking about the big bag of potato chips
I'm not referring to the large bag of potato chips


If you don't get out of here
If you don't leave this place


And make it fast I'm gonna put my foot right in your ass!
And quickly, I will forcefully kick your buttocks


Ow!
Expressing pain


Now!
Now!


Well!
Expressing surprise


Hey!
Hey!




Writer(s): Brown Kenneth H, Bauer Dennis Judah, Burnside Robert Lee, Spencer Jonathan Kirk, Simins Russell Paul

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Comments from YouTube:

DSB

I’ve been on an island by myself loving this tune for many many years now.🤓

William Hatfield

Many people don't realize that Burnsides music was very much of the "The Sopranos" sound track...😮😮

Rook the Radical One

Bought R.L. a bottle of Dewars scotch before his show at the Young Ave. Deli one night....great times......

Matthew Magda

I wish new rock music had this kind of swagger.

Jonathan Reed

gimme 40 nickels!!!

Jonathan Lopez

An asspocket of beer, I don't care what percentage it is!