Can't Wait
Redman Lyrics

Possibly a lot of rain this afternoon, with thunderstorms
There is a high chance of heavy rain and thunderstorms later this afternoon.

Highs in the mid-eighties and lows about seventy-five degrees
The temperature will reach the mid-eighties during the day and drop to around seventy-five degrees at night.

It's 11:30 AM on WFDS
The current time is 11:30 AM on WFDS radio station.

We're From the Darkside Radio
This is From the Darkside Radio, where we play underground music.

This is Dave Rockin' Reel, as we take a caller
I'm Dave Rockin' Reel, your host, and we're now taking a call from a listener.

Caller, you're on the air
Hello caller, you're now live on the radio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and this Roz from Newark
Hi, my name is Roz and I'm calling from Newark.

And I wanna hear that tune by Redman 'Can't Wait'
I would like to request the song 'Can't Wait' by Redman.

That tune the bomb, yo
That song is amazing!

You got it, coming from The Darkside Radio
Your request is granted, and we'll play it for you on From the Darkside Radio.

Woo, yo yo yo, comin' to you live
We're live on air, bringing you the music.

Smokin' mad Phillies with my niggas from the Hoodaville section
I'm hanging out with my friends from the Hoodaville section, smoking a lot of Phyllies cigars.

And all my niggas from the Weequahic section, word is bond
Shout out to all my friends from the Weequahic section, you can trust what I'm saying.

Somebody said Jamaica, Queens in this motherfucker
I heard someone mention Jamaica, Queens in this place.

I don't give a fuck
I don't care at all.

We gon' set it off like this
We're going to start the party like this.

Jersey in the fuckin hidouse, for your midouth
Representing New Jersey in the house, specifically for your listening pleasure.

I'm like rah-rah, like I had cerebral palsy
I'm very energetic and enthusiastic, just like someone with cerebral palsy might be.

My flows be's wet like all you girls draws be
My rapping style is smooth and captivating, just like a woman's wet panties.

Crack the Phil's, spread the buddah then the hiddash
I'm opening the Phillies cigars, rolling up some marijuana, and preparing to smoke it.

Roll it up and then ask, 'Who chipped in for the ten bag?'
After rolling the joint, I'll ask who contributed money to buy the ten dollar worth of marijuana.

Et cetera, I roll my blunts with two textures
In addition, I roll my marijuana cigars using two different types of wrapping paper.

Pick up fifty bags and then I smoke all the extras
I buy fifty bags of marijuana and smoke any leftovers after rolling my cigars.

It's the truth, like vodk' one-eighty proof
What I'm saying is a fact, just like vodka with 180 proof alcohol content.

Don't drop your draws, I'll fuck through your daisy dukes (true)
Don't be surprised if I have sex with you even if you're only wearing tight daisy duke shorts (it's true).

Put your fingers up in the air if your high (high)
Raise your fingers in the air to show you're feeling good and intoxicated.

I walk by (by), so eff a drive (drive)
I prefer walking instead of driving.

I swing up in it, batting average is half as
I confidently engage in something, but my success rate is only half as good as Reggie Jackson's batting average.

Good as Reggie Jackson's, that's why you talk backwards
You speak in a confused or nonsensical manner because you can't match up to Reggie Jackson's greatness.

And, uh, chumps be on some Bogart shit like Humphrey
Some people act selfishly and hog things like Humphrey Bogart in movies.

You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jump Street (yeah)
Even if you were accompanied by the police from 21 Jump Street, you wouldn't stand a chance against me.

Or 90210, fuck it, yo (yeah)
Not even the affluent people from the 90210 area code could compete with me, I don't care.

In the movies, I'm the nigga puffin' buddah in the back row
In movies, I'm the cool guy smoking marijuana discreetly in the back row of the theater.

I can't wait to get it on (check it out y'all)
I'm really excited and enthusiastic to engage in whatever is happening.

I'm just a smoky boy, I'm from the Land of the Lost
I'm someone who enjoys smoking marijuana, and I come from a place of uncertainty and confusion.

You can't see me like Charlie Angels' boss
I'm elusive and hard to pin down, just like Charlie Angels' boss.

I'm often coolin' round the bliddocks
I frequently hang out and relax in the urban neighborhoods.

I rock 'round the cliddocks
I move around and enjoy myself in the different areas.

My Gliddock cocked from here to 16th and Lenox
I carry a gun and it's ready for use from here to the 16th and Lenox intersection.

Ask Roger Thomas if I'm gettin' scopic
If you need confirmation, ask Roger Thomas if he has seen me around.

I was milk like two tits now I'm butter like Blue Bonnet
In the past, I was insignificant or not noticed, but now I'm smooth and successful, like Blue Bonnet butter.

Now who got the funk? (We got the funk)
Who has the groove and great music? We do!

Ayy, ayy, ayy, yo, well, I got the weed (we got the blunt)
Hey, I have the marijuana, which is the key ingredient for a good time.

I never sniffed, I used to puff woolas in the jam
I never used drugs through nasal inhalation, but I used to smoke marijuana cigars in parties.

Back in '88 when it was twenties to the gram
During the year 1988, marijuana was sold in twenty dollar increments, also known as 'twenties to the gram.'

Brizzail, you couldn't feel me in braille, hell
Even if you were blind and trying to read my actions through braille, you still wouldn't be able to understand me.

I write my names on walls in smoke spots when I'm buyin' L
When I go to purchase marijuana, I leave graffiti tags on the walls of popular smoking areas.

The fly guy with force like Luke Sky
I'm a cool guy who has a strong presence, just like Luke Skywalker in Star Wars.

Down for a ménage-a-trois, bitch, if ya fly
I'm open to having a threesome, but only if you're attractive and appealing.

The Funkadelic, been rockin' mics since the fourth grade
I'm The Funkadelic, and I've been performing and impressing people with my microphone skills since I was in the fourth grade.

I terminate like X and I terminate like Schwarzenegg'
Just like the Terminator from the movie X and Arnold Schwarzenegger, I have a strong and decisive impact.

Dum-di-dum rock, like Buju Banton
I have a steady and rhythmic flow, similar to Buju Banton's music.

Soup like wonton, fuck by the ton, drums
My rhymes and beats are as delicious and satisfying as wonton soup, and they come in large quantities.

Please, my whole crew's makin' cheese
Believe me, my entire crew is making a lot of money.

Tonight's the night baby, so suck up on these, and it's on
Tonight is the perfect night for pleasure, so come and enjoy these good times, and let the fun begin.

I said, I catch the A-train to the left
I mentioned that I take the A-train to the left direction.

Smoke the choc', I set shit off like Boba Fett
I smoke marijuana and I ignite or stimulate the party atmosphere, just like Boba Fett, a character from Star Wars.

Big up to all my niggas in the housing projects (woo)
Shout out to all my friends who live in the housing projects.

I'm runnin' up in your contingents to split your guts (grab the rail)
I will forcefully enter your group of people and cause chaos and destruction.

If you get scared of my lines when I rock well
If my lyrics intimidate you and make you afraid when I perform well.

Got Whit's like Pernell, shit's the bomb like Akinyele
I have skills similar to boxer Pernell Whitaker, and my music is amazing and engaging, just like Akinyele's.

Rickety-rocket, mind deep as the Loch Ness
I'm unpredictable and explosive, my thoughts are as mysterious and deep as the Loch Ness monster.

Waste niggas like toxic, wet like galoshes
I easily defeat and overpower weak individuals, and I'm as wet or skilled as rubber galoshes.

Can I handle my biz? Yes, you can
Am I capable of handling my business? Yes, I definitely can.

I cause chaos and bring a lot of Def to Jams
I create disorder and bring a lot of skill and excitement to music performances.

Now act stupid, I'll pop the trunk
If you continue to behave foolishly, I will open the trunk of my car, implying potential violence.

Clu-clunk, no give me your ba-bump, ba-bump
You won't be able to keep your heart rate steady due to fear, as indicated by the 'ba-bump, ba-bump' sound.

Ooh, cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes
I'm cool and smooth, just like a pair of blue suede shoes.

Y'all faggots stepped on my Huffman and Koos
You have disrespected my friends Huffman and Koos, and I'm not happy about it.

Word to Dan, Tan, Pillow, and Cool B
A shout out to my friends Dan, Tan, Pillow, and Cool B, showing respect and acknowledgement.

Switchin' up speeds like Bruce Lee ridin' a Fuji in a movie
I'm changing my rap flow seamlessly and swiftly, just like Bruce Lee riding a Fuji bike in a movie scene.

I drop on the one, fuck the two, three
I deliver my rhymes perfectly on the beat, disregarding the off-beat and weak attempts by others.

Funky like a box of coochies on loose leaf
My music and style are funky and full of sexual energy, similar to a box of explicit photographs on loose leaf paper.

Laugh now
You may find this humorous at the moment.

And then figure the shit out when you get home
But later, when you're alone and have time to think, you'll understand the meaning behind it.