G.P.N.
Redman Lyrics


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Alota:
This is G.P.N the Ghetto Pyshic Network, I'm your host alota Vagina

Lady:
Who?

Alota:
Alota Vagina, Ho!
Now our Pyshic's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic powers. Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City, knocking on motherf**king doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives.
Aight ya'll right now were in ?Brandon Court? and ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers, lets see what she's got to say
(knocks on door)
(door squeaks open)

Alota:Girl it's the Ghetto Pyshic Network!

Girl:(Screams)Alota Vagina!

Alota:Hey girl, tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya!

Girl:Well girl let me tell you what my G.P.N pyshic had done for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on TWO niggas and suckin TWO dicks at the same time and here they are Pop and Trev say hi mutherf**kers.

Pop and Trev:
Oh shit what up
yeah what up
(laughs)

Alota: See, whew, look what the Pyshic Network has done for this bitch live. Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer.
(Knocks on door)
Alota Vagina from the Ghetto Pyshic Network, open tha door.

Man:
Alota Vagina that bitch from....

Alota:
That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial.
(Door opens)

Man:
Hey is this shit on Tv?

Alota:
Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you?

Man:
Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to have some time off from my job (croud: oohhhh) but then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other mutherf**ker so I had to smoke both of they asses, so you see I am going to have time off, 25 years off (croud:awww) Pyshic Network you was right again.

Alota:
Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls, call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass, call now and get the first 15 minutes for free mutherf**kers!





Redman:
This message was sponsered and brought to you by mutherf**kers who smoke a lot of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "G.P.N." by Redman featuring Nadja Green Parker and Tanisha Green is a satirical take on psychic networks that target the poor or ghetto population. Alota Vagina is the host of the Ghetto Psychic Network, representing a pun on Miss Cleo, a real-life TV psychic who rose to fame in the late 90s. Alota travels around the hood with her team of psychics, knocking on doors of satisfied customers to ask for their testimonials. The first customer reveals that her psychic predicted that she would be with two men simultaneously, and the two men happen to be present during the encounter. The second customer shares that his psychic predicted he would have some time off from work, but he ends up killing his girlfriend and her lover, effectively gaining 25 years off from life.


The lyrics are full of profanity and vulgar humor, emphasizing the absurdity of psychic networks and their claims. Redman's addition to the end of the song is an advertisement for a company that "smokes a lot of weed," adding to the comedic and satirical tone of the song. Overall, "G.P.N." is a commentary on the exploitation of the poor and vulnerable through psychic networks and the ridiculousness of their claims.


Line by Line Meaning

This is G.P.N the Ghetto Pyshic Network, I'm your host alota Vagina
Introducing G.P.N. the Ghetto Psychic Network with our host Alota Vagina


Who?
Lady asks who Alota Vagina is


Alota Vagina, Ho!
Alota Vagina introduces herself


Now our Pyshic's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic powers.
G.P.N. psychics have traveled worldwide demonstrating their amazing psychic abilities


Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City, knocking on motherf**king doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives.
Tonight we are in the famous Brick City, knocking on doors to show what our experts have done for people's lives


Aight ya'll right now were in ?Brandon Court? and ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers, lets see what she's got to say (knocks on door) (door squeaks open)
We are currently in Brandon Court and going to surprise one of our satisfied viewers to hear what she has to say


Alota:Girl it's the Ghetto Pyshic Network! Girl:(Screams)Alota Vagina!
Alota Vagina announces the Ghetto Psychic Network and the girl screams her name


Alota:Hey girl, tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya! Girl:Well girl let me tell you what my G.P.N pyshic had done for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on TWO niggas and suckin TWO dicks at the same time and here they are Pop and Trev say hi mutherf**kers.
Alota asks the girl about her psychic reading, and the girl shares that her psychic predicted she would be with two guys, and they appear to say hi.


Alota: See, whew, look what the Pyshic Network has done for this bitch live. Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer.
Alota mentions how the Psychic Network has helped the girl and suggests moving on to the next customer


Alota Vagina from the Ghetto Pyshic Network, open tha door.
Alota announces herself again at the next house


Man: Alota Vagina that bitch from.... Alota: That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial. (Door opens)
The man recognizes Alota, but she continues to ask for his testimonial


Man: Hey is this shit on Tv? Alota: Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you?
The man asks if they're on TV, and Alota asks for his experience with the Psychic Network


Man: Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to have some time off from my job (croud: oohhhh) but then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other mutherf**ker so I had to smoke both of they asses, so you see I am going to have time off, 25 years off (croud:awww) Pyshic Network you was right again.
The man shares that his psychic predicted time off, but he ended up killing his girlfriend and another man in McDonald's, resulting in 25 years off. He thanks the Psychic Network for being right


Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls, call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass, call now and get the first 15 minutes for free mutherf**kers!
The Ghetto hotline is open for all calls and offers the first 15 minutes for free


This message was sponsered and brought to you by mutherf**kers who smoke a lot of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated.
The message is sponsored by people who smoke weed and will fight you




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