I Will Lick Your Arsehole
Regurgitator Lyrics

i'm like mr. clifford richard i'm wired for sound
I am prepared to make music and have good sound like the legendary musician and poet, Mr. Clifford Richard.

and when i get myself a mic you won't want to be around
I will be so good at music making that you will not be able to resist but stick around or come back to see my performance.

i'm off like a note in karen's 'day tripper'
I am full of energy and quickly jump into music making, channeling the legendary Karen's 'Day Tripper'.

i'm faking all my lines like that dolphin called flipper
I am so skilled in music making that I can effortlessly create fake sounds like the famous dolphin 'Flipper'.

i send chills down your spine like the strings in billie jean
My music sets an exciting and thrilling mood just like the renowned song 'Billie Jean'.

i'm so far underground that i'm a one person scene
I have gone so deep into music-making that I have become a one-man show.

i'm overly thorough just like david attenborough
I am meticulous in my music making, similar to the famous presenter David Attenborough while he is whispering in the jungle secretly.

when he's whispering in the jungle like they're working undercover
Just like David Attenborough whispering secretly in the jungle, I put in hard work and effort in creating excellent music.

evidence irrefutable i'm squarer than a cublicle
I am so straight-edged that I am as square as a perfect cube with indisputable evidence.

i hug the straight and narrow like a julie arrows musical
I follow the correct path and remain honest all the time, just like the perfectly performed musical act by Julie Arrows.

i derail and fail with abstract verse i fail to curtail
I sometimes lose focus and fail to control the creativity of my music, resulting in abstract verses and incomplete experiments.

the rhythmical measures and pleasurable endeavours never sail
Even with the rhythmic and pleasurable sounds, my music sometimes fails to gain traction.

i'm lacking in ambition simply no predisposition
I lack drive and goals because it is not in my natural character to set long term targets or conditions.

and when i hit the stage i lose all composition
When I perform on stage, I always forget myself and become so involved in the music that I can't maintain a structured performance.

i never like it loud 'cause crowded places scare me
I dislike loud music and noisy locations because they make me uncomfortable and nervous.

i dig the rock and roll as much as peter paul and mary
Just like Peter, Paul, and Mary, I enjoy rock and roll music a lot.

i'm the host with the most uber guy smiley
I am the perfect host for music and entertainment with my smile like that of Uber Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.

i've got the special effects like the bbc man
Similar to the BBC man, I have good special effects for my music.

i've got flow like mal steem's got chops
I have impeccable flow in creating music similar to the musical chops of Mal Steem.

it seems that i'm so bad they get l.l. to call the cops
My music making is so bad that they have to call the cops on me, just like L.L. Cool J.

beats so hard they'll be bustin up your spleen
My music's beats are so strong that they can affect your organs, even the spleen.

i got more rhymes than dern's hair got sheen
I have a lot of creative and innovative lyrics, similar to the unique sheen of Dern's hair.

i put flash in the dance just like irene cara
My music performances always have extra energy and excitement, similar to the music and dance of Irene Cara.

and i've got more toys than teruhisa kitahara
I have a lot of musical instruments and tools to create good sounds, similar to the vast selection of toys that Teruhisa Kitahara owns.

like a digital refinery i hope you 'lise the binary
My music-making is like refining digital data where I hope you can feel and understand the messages that are conveyed in my music.

so zeros after ones getting lined up into finery
My music's final product, after the process of refinement, is beautiful and excellent, characterized by zeros and ones that are lined up systematically.

i put them into rows to get the music go
I arrange the different elements of music carefully into rows to get good, cohesive sound output.

and they goes and they flows like the mucus out your nose
My music becomes alive and flows naturally like the mucus that comes out of your nose.

i'm the asisiatic australasiatic
I come from Asia and Australia both, representing the fusion of different cultures.

instamatic rhythm box static addict
I am addicted to creating remixes and music with my instamatic rhythm box, characterized by a static sound.

i got the juice and all else got the pith
I have the necessary music-making skills and creativity, while others only have superficial or basic knowledge.

and i'm tough under pressure just like sarah jean smith
I perform well under stressful situations just like the famous athlete, Sarah Jean Smith.

arsehole
I am singing about licking an arsehole.

i will lick your arsehole
I am singing about licking someone's arsehole.

i will lick your arsehole
I am singing about licking someone's arsehole.

i will lick your...
I am likely to say that I will encourage others to participate in licking someone's arsehole.