Cornhole Song
Rhett And Link Lyrics

Everybody used to call me unathletic
People once made fun of my lack of athleticism.

And granted, my vertical leap is still pretty pathetic
Even though I still can't jump high, I'm now a cornhole champion.

But now I'm the champion on the tailgate scene
I've become really good at cornhole and always win at parties.

8 bags, 2 boards, 2 holes, that's all I need.
Cornhole only requires basic equipment, which is part of what makes it so great.

Most sports require all sorts of skills
Many sports demand various abilities and techniques.

But I prefer the ones I can do while consuming meals
I like games that allow me to eat and drink while still participating.

You gotta try it before you knock it
You shouldn't criticize something until you've experienced it yourself.

Try to name another sport to top it
It's hard to think of another activity that can beat cornhole.

When you can win with an open cold one in your back pocket
It's possible to carry an open drink while playing cornhole, adding to its appeal.

Cornhole (Cornhole!)
A celebration of the beloved game.

Good for your soul
Playing cornhole can have a positive impact on one's well-being.

An Olympic sport by 2024
Perhaps cornhole could become an official Olympic sport in the near future.

Halfway through the game we don't remember the score
We're too focused on having fun to worry about the score.

But we're happy to start all over because it means we get to cornhole more (Cornhole!)
Restarting the game just means more opportunities to enjoy playing cornhole.

Who wouldv'e thought that a couple of guys could
It's surprising that such a simple game could bring so much joy.

Contribute so much to the greater good
Cornhole can unite people and create a sense of community.

Just by cuttin' a little ol' hole in a peice of plywood
All it took was creating a hole in a piece of wood to invent a great game.

There's a void in my soul
There was something missing in my life until I discovered cornhole.

Shaped like a cornhole (Cornhole!)
Cornhole has become a significant and fulfilling part of my life.

I love it so much, from this moment on
I'm very passionate about cornhole and will continue to play it fervently.

I'm changing my name to Don Cornholio
I'm so devoted to cornhole, I'll even change my name to reflect it.

Everybody was cornholin', back throwin'
Everyone was playing cornhole and having a good time throwing the bags.

It's good for your, good for your soul
Cornhole can provide a positive and enjoyable experience for those who play it.

and the man with the boards is the man never bored
The person who owns the equipment for cornhole is always able to enjoy the game.

I say, Hey
A playful exclamation to start a round of cornhole.

And good for your back and better for your image
Playing cornhole is not only physically beneficial, but it's also cool to be good at it.

No pressure, my brother, 'cause it's always a scrimmage
Playing cornhole is always just for fun and there's no need to feel pressure or stress.

I'm tailgatin', party makin'
Cornhole is often played during fun events like tailgate parties.

I'm throwin' my sacks and there's no debatin'
I'm confidently and successfully throwing the bags into the holes.

This has got to be the greatest sport ever invented
Cornhole is the epitome of a fantastic and enjoyable leisure activity.

There's a hole over there, I'm gonna throw my bag in it.
I see a hole and I'm going to aim to throw my bag directly into it.

The cornhole
An affectionate reference to the game of cornhole.