I'm Number One
Ricky Gervais Lyrics


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I'm number one, you're number two
We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
I'm number one, you're number two
I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me

I'm one. you're one, you're number two, I'm number two
You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarter than you
I'm number one, you're number two
You're lucky to be number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time
You got to dance monkey dance

Really, I hate dancing

Do it! dance monkey dance, ha ha

I'm number two, he's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
I'm number two, he's number one
I'm number one
You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog
I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone
And I'm at the front of the line it won't be long until I get my chance
But in the mean time, I've got to dance monkey dance

Dance monkey dance now, watch me

I'm number one, he's number one, you're number two
I'm number two, I'll bet you kid, there you go, now step aside this segments through
I'm one, you're one, I'm number one
Yes, we know I'm




he's number one
That's how it's done

Overall Meaning

In the song "I'm Number One" by Ricky Gervais, the lyricist is exploring the idea of competition and the desire to be the best. The lyrics are a conversation between two individuals, one who sees themselves as the top dog and the other who is seen as second best. The repetition of “I’m number one, you’re number two" highlights the importance the song places on being the best. The lyrics suggest that the desire to be number one can lead individuals to engage in unethical behavior, with the line "We're criminals at large but I'm larger than you" hinting at a willingness to break the rules to stay on top.


The line "You're lucky to be number two not number three" reveals the cutthroat nature of the competition and emphasizes the importance of being better than others, even if it's just by one place. The line "I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie" suggests that the desire to be the best is universal, and the song encourages the idea of being a fierce competitor.


Overall, the song “I’m Number One” by Ricky Gervais takes a critical look at the desire to be the best and highlights the links between competition and unethical behaviour.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm number one, you're number two We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
I'm the better criminal between us, always one step ahead.


I'm number one, you're number two I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me
I only believe in fairness when it works in my favor, as long as I come out on top.


I'm one. you're one, you're number two, I'm number two You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarter than you I'm number one, you're number two You're lucky to be number two not number three
I'm still on top, and you're still below me. You may try to challenge me, but I'll always prove smarter. And remember, being second is better than being last.


I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time You got to dance monkey dance Really, I hate dancing Do it! dance monkey dance, ha ha
I know you want to be in my place, but for now you'll have to do what I say, even if it's humiliating for you. And don't forget, I take pleasure in seeing you dance.


I'm number two, he's number one I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian I'm number two, he's number one I'm number one You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone And I'm at the front of the line it won't be long until I get my chance But in the mean time, I've got to dance monkey dance Dance monkey dance now, watch me
Even though my current boss is ridiculous, I know I'll take his place sooner or later. But until then, I'll have to keep dancing to please him, and show him that I'm waiting for my turn.


I'm number one, he's number one, you're number two I'm number two, I'll bet you kid, there you go, now step aside this segments through I'm one, you're one, I'm number one Yes, we know I'm he's number one That's how it's done
It's all about power, and we both have it. But you, being lower than both of us, should know your place and make way. I'm on top, and I'm happy to remind you of it.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: BRET MCKENZIE

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All comments from YouTube:

the_aimeerowley

Yknow for a sequel not as good as the original films, this is definitely one of the best performances in the entire series of Muppet Films. 😂😂😂❤️

Ben Ar

wdmit it when this movie came out life was 1000x better

AlexTheCat (LaRene)

yes

Jareth The Goblin King

Dominic: "I hate dancin"
Me: Then why are you so good at it?

Snowman

Constantine forced him to take lessons

VaderDoesEdits

Dominic: yes

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p2trebor

“When I was a kid, number one and number two were two things you didn’t want to be!” -Gallagher

Donna Lichvarcik

This is my ultimate favorite muppet villian song ever

Chris Nieto

Seeing Ricky tonight in Brighton...he's my number one!

Chris Nieto

@Buddy It was outrageous. Many gasps from audience as he did his usual trip into uncharted comedy territory. He would make Jimmy Car blush! My only small complaint was that it was too short...about an hour and 15 mins and tickets were very expensive. Went to see Jimmy Carr too and he was on stage for over 2 hours.

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