Almost Illegal
Rod Stewart Lyrics


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Yeah, I said yeah
I remember the first time
That I ever seen her face
I was standing by the drug store
Tryin' to save the human race

Took a raincheck on a blind date
To get her prescription filled
We had a short talk and a long walk
Through the lazy cottonfield

It was hot
She was cool and sultry
We made love
I was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, so beautiful
So delectable, she's mine
She's desirable, so lovable
And it's criminal, almost illegal

Well we woke up in a barnyard
When I heard a farmer shout
"Get away, boy, from my daughter!"
When a shotgun rang out
We took off
She was right behind me
Ran like the wind
What a crazy lady

She's fabulous, so sensuous
She's marvelous, she's mine
I'm delirious, it's serious
Kinda dangerous, almost illegal

Bring it down, now.
We had a one child by the springtime
And another on the way
I got a new life and a good wife
Ain't that amazing grace

It was hot
She was cool and sultry
We made love
I was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, she's beautiful
She's desirable, she's mine
I'm delirious, she's serious
It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal
Wonderful, so beautiful
She's not a radical, but she's mine
She's fabulous, so sensuous
And it's marvelous, almost illegal




Beautiful and she's wonderful
So desirable, almost illegal

Overall Meaning

The song 'Almost Illegal' by Rod Stewart is a beautiful love story that tells of the singer meeting his true love in a very unconventional and unexpected manner. The lyrics tell the story of how he stumbled upon the love of his life when he took a raincheck on a blind date to help her get her prescription filled at a drugstore. This chance encounter led to a conversation, and they ended up taking a long walk through a cottonfield. Despite the heat, she was cool and sultry, and they ended up making love.


There is no denying the chemistry between them, which is evident in the song's lyrics. He describes her as wonderful, beautiful, and delectable, and he feels that she is almost too good to be true. They woke up in a barnyard with a farmer chasing after them with a shotgun, but they ran away together, and he knew that he had found the one.


Years later, they have two kids together, and he is still amazed that he found this wonderful woman. The repeated phrase, "She's mine," shows the pride and joy that he feels about his relationship with her. The love that they share seems almost illegal, and he is aware that he is very lucky to have found such a fabulous and sensuous partner.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah, I said yeah
Expressing enthusiasm and excitement


I remember the first time That I ever seen her face I was standing by the drug store Tryin' to save the human race
Recalling the first time he saw her and the setting in which it happened


Took a raincheck on a blind date To get her prescription filled We had a short talk and a long walk Through the lazy cottonfield
Postponing a scheduled date to go with her to the pharmacy, where they had a conversation and went for a walk in the fields


It was hot She was cool and sultry We made love I was broke and lonely
Having passionate intimacy despite being poor and lonely, with her radiating confidence and allure even in the hot weather


She's wonderful, so beautiful So delectable, she's mine She's desirable, so lovable And it's criminal, almost illegal
Describing her as incredibly appealing and attractive, making him grateful to have her even though he may feel like it is too good to be true


Well we woke up in a barnyard When I heard a farmer shout "Get away, boy, from my daughter!" When a shotgun rang out We took off She was right behind me Ran like the wind What a crazy lady
Fleeing from the farmer when he discovered them together in his barn, but feeling an adrenaline rush and being amused by her reckless behavior


She's fabulous, so sensuous She's marvelous, she's mine I'm delirious, it's serious Kinda dangerous, almost illegal
Expressing his immense admiration for her physical attractiveness and the intensity of their connection, feeling like they are venturing into dangerous territory


We had a one child by the springtime And another on the way I got a new life and a good wife Ain't that amazing grace
Starting a family with her and feeling incredibly fortunate to have a new and improved life because of her


Wonderful, so beautiful She's not a radical, but she's mine She's fabulous, so sensuous And it's marvelous, almost illegal Beautiful and she's wonderful So desirable, almost illegal
Reiterating how incredible she is and how she may seem too good to be real, but she is his and he is lucky to have her




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Fintage House Publishing, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: ANDY TAYLOR, ROD STEWART

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