Foolish Behaviour
Rod Stewart Lyrics


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Can I introduce myself?
I'm a man of panache and wealth
Sound in mind, body, soul and health
Why I wanna kill my wife?
I have this urge to take her life

Been planing for years to get rid of her
Not divorce, I really do mean to kill her
She's so full of useless information and trivia
That's why I wanna kill my wife
I have a duty to take her life

Her stupid friends get right up my nose
They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
They're all so bleeding grandiose
You know why I should kill her friends
They're all driving Mercedes Benz

He'll escape down into Mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed?
Suffocate that little venomous head
Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death
Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife

Do it for mankind, take her life
Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet?
They'll think suicide, they won't know who done it
I'm gonna kill my wife, I'm really gonna take her life

He'll escape down into Mexico
Go down into Mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
Find a nice young girl
He'll laugh and sing and he won't work no more

The moment of truth has come
I'm at the point of no return
I've got my hands locked round her throat
I'm about to kill my wife

Don't stop me now, I'm gonna take her life
Too late now, I'm gonna kill my wife
Can't help myself, I'm gonna take her life

Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep




His wife snoring soundly next to him
It was all a very nasty dream

Overall Meaning

The song Foolish Behaviour by Rod Stewart follows the internal monologue of a man who faces the dilemma of why he wants to kill his wife. The lyrics bring to light the violent thoughts that one can have and how they can be irrational and misplaced. The satirical tone of the song helps highlight the absurdity of the man's thoughts and the ludicrousness of his reasons for wanting to kill his wife.


The song's lyrics reveal the man's innermost thoughts, which are sinister and disturbing. The man's reasons for wanting to kill his wife are purely nonsensical, which makes it apparent that he is not in his right mind. His rantings against his wife and her friends showcase his hatred and disdain for them, which have poured over into him wanting to kill them.


The song rampages towards an ominous climax where the man is on the verge of killing his wife. The lyrics depict the scene in detail, and the voice of the singer takes on an evidently nervous quality, reflecting the man's restlessness. The song then ends on a surreal note - the man's questioning his innermost urges to kill his wife were just a dream.


Overall, Foolish Behaviour is a thought-provoking song that highlights the absurdity of violent thoughts and urges.


Line by Line Meaning

Can I introduce myself?
I'm a man with great style and riches.


I'm a man of panache and wealth
I have a lot of money and good fashion sense.


Sound in mind, body, soul and health
I'm physically and mentally fit.


Why I wanna kill my wife?
I have this intense desire to murder my spouse.


I have this urge to take her life
I possess a strong impulse to end her life.


Been planning for years to get rid of her
I've been scheming for years to eliminate her.


Not divorce, I really do mean to kill her
I don't want a separation; I want her dead.


She's so full of useless information and trivia
She talks a lot of pointless facts and details.


That's why I wanna kill my wife
That's why I want to commit murder.


I have a duty to take her life
It's my responsibility to end her existence.


Her stupid friends get right up my nose
I can't stand her foolish friends.


They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
Their clothes are boring and unimaginative.


They're all so bleeding grandiose
They're all excessively extravagant.


You know why I should kill her friends
You know why I should eliminate her pals.


They're all driving Mercedes Benz
They all own expensive cars.


He'll escape down into Mexico
He'll run away to Mexico.


Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He will sell his home and court a younger woman.


He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore
He'll enjoy life without having to work.


Should I string her up or strangle her in bed?
Should I hang her or suffocate her while she sleeps?


Suffocate that little venomous head
Choke her because she is wicked.


Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death
Maybe I'll beat her to her demise.


Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife
Please do me a favor and end my wife's life.


Do it for mankind, take her life
Do it for the betterment of humanity and murder her.


Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
Should I remain calm and calculating?


Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet?
Perhaps a gunshot to the head is the best method?


They'll think suicide, they won't know who done it
They'll assume it's a suicide and won't know who committed the crime.


I'm gonna kill my wife, I'm really gonna take her life
I'm going to end my wife's existence without a doubt.


The moment of truth has come
The decisive moment is here.


I'm at the point of no return
I have gone too far to turn back now.


I've got my hands locked around her throat
I've seized her neck with my hands.


I'm about to kill my wife
I'm on the verge of ending her life.


Don't stop me now, I'm gonna take her life
Don't try to stop me; I'm going to commit murder.


Too late now, I'm gonna kill my wife
It's too late to change my mind; I'm going to murder her.


Can't help myself, I'm gonna take her life
I can't resist the urge to end her existence.


Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep
The phone rang, and he woke from a dream.


His wife snoring soundly next to him
His spouse was sleeping soundly beside him.


It was all a very nasty dream
All of this was just a terrible nightmare.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: PHILIP CHEN, JIM CREGAN, GARY GRAINGER, GARY WILLIAM GRAINGER, STEVE HARLEY, KEVIN SAVIGAR, KEVIN STUART JAMES SAVIGAR, ROD STEWART

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