Mr. Station Master
Roy Harper Lyrics


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Oh mister station master i dont dig you
And i'm going out shoppin for a igloo
Coz standing on your station
Is an antarctic exploration
And the grim scene every morning to be dragged through
Mister station master mr mundane
With your morning paper man clock on your watch change
I need a team of huskies and a barrel of whisky
To make the other end of the platform

I think that old iny
Get off of my crossfire
Otherwise it might just grab at your bag

Oh mister station master
With your peanut brain in plaster
Tell me why'd you draw them pictures on your posters
I'm looking for amusement please believe me
So strip me to my underpants and leave me
And every time he yells "quite soon now"
Thrown out the waiting room
Around my neck at 90 miles an hour
My will and testament are on my forehead
My forwarding address is on my highhead
Oh mister station master
Lung cancer is much faster
Never mind i guess the train will be here any day now

If i was in your onion
We'd both be underneath that ten fifteen
Oh mister station master




You're a national disaster
A country could do without the job

Overall Meaning

The song "Mr. Station Master" by Roy Harper is a satirical piece, mocking the mundane and uneventful life of a small-town train station master. The first verse expresses the artist's disdain toward the station master, saying he is going out shopping for an igloo instead of enduring the depressing scene of an Antarctic exploration. The second verse paints the station master as a boring and unintellectual man with his clock and morning paper, while the artist expresses a desire for a team of huskies and whiskey to escape this dullness.


In the third verse, the lyrics take on a more surreal quality as the artist sarcastically asks why the station master drew pictures on his posters. He then requests amusement, even to the point of being stripped down to his underwear. The repeated phrase "quite soon now" seems to mock the station master's attempt at authority, and the artist's will and testament are metaphorically hanging around his neck. In the final verse, the singer addresses the station master more directly, telling him that if he were in his shoes, they'd both be underneath the ten fifteen. The song ends by calling the station master a national disaster, asserting that the country could do without his job.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh mister station master i dont dig you
I don't like you, Mr. Station Master.


And i'm going out shoppin for a igloo
I'm going shopping for an igloo, which is a symbol of my desire to escape from you.


Coz standing on your station
Because being on your station


Is an antarctic exploration
Feels like I'm exploring the harsh Antarctic climate just to wait for the train here.


And the grim scene every morning to be dragged through
Every morning I'm dragged through the sad scene of waiting for a train on your station.


Mister station master mr mundane
You're a boring and ordinary Mr. Station Master.


With your morning paper man clock on your watch change
You're always reading the morning paper and changing the time on your watch, stuck in a routine.


I need a team of huskies and a barrel of whisky
I need a dog sled team and some alcohol to survive waiting for the train on your station.


To make the other end of the platform
Just to get to the other side of the platform.


I think that old iny
I think that old guy (referring to someone else).


Get off of my crossfire
Stay out of my way.


Otherwise it might just grab at your bag
Otherwise something bad might happen to you.


Oh mister station master
Oh, Mr. Station Master


With your peanut brain in plaster
You have a small and limited brain.


Tell me why'd you draw them pictures on your posters
Why did you put those silly pictures on your posters?


I'm looking for amusement please believe me
I'm looking for entertainment, if you can believe that.


So strip me to my underpants and leave me
Do whatever you want to me, even if it means leaving me nearly naked.


And every time he yells "quite soon now"
Every time he tells us that the train will be arriving soon.


Thrown out the waiting room
We are forced to leave the waiting room after waiting for so long.


Around my neck at 90 miles an hour
Fiercely and quickly (referring to something that might happen).


My will and testament are on my forehead
I'm prepared for anything to happen, even for me to die (referring to a legal document).


My forwarding address is on my highhead
I'm ready to leave this life behind (referring to another legal document).


Oh mister station master
Oh, Mr. Station Master


Lung cancer is much faster
You might get a disease and die faster than the train will ever arrive here.


Never mind i guess the train will be here any day now
I don't think the train will ever arrive, but I'll keep waiting and hoping anyway.


If i was in your onion
If I were in your shoes.


We'd both be underneath that ten fifteen
We would both be crushed by the 10:15 train, which I'm jokingly implying would be a relief.


Oh mister station master
Oh, Mr. Station Master


You're a national disaster
You're a terrible public servant who represents a failure of the government.


A country could do without the job
The country doesn't need your employment, which is another way of saying that you're useless.




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Comments from YouTube:

William Gibson

There will always be a track on every one of his albums which bucks the trend somewhat. sometimes they can irritate but you have to be careful about mentioning this because it can upset some people. This to me is that track, on this album. I don't mind it, but I could quite easily go to my maker without ever hearing it again.

Carlos Moura

great song

Bojan Renuša

@Roy Harper, what are you doing these days? Wondering from Slovenia.

John Randall

He retired several years ago and now lives in the Republic of Ireland if I understand correctly.

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