Acapella
Royce da 5'9 Lyrics

A bullet in the head reminds me of the first time my nigga Pharrell came around me wearing that goddamn trucker hat
A traumatizing experience makes me recall the moment when Pharrell first came around me with an unappealing trucker hat.

To me, that shit only looks good on you
In my opinion, the trucker hat only looks good on Pharrell.

So, goddamn it, I don′t fuck with that
I dislike that choice of hat so much that I don't associate myself with it at all.

Niggas is fucking lameos, I wanna see you dead
People who are uncool and boring irritate me to the point where I wish to see them eliminated.

Fuck you mean, you ain't gay?
What do you mean you're not gay?

You get more anal than a sneaker head
You have more interest in anal sex than the average sneaker enthusiast.

It′s Thanksgiving, it's turkey time, pick up an Indian midget
This is Thanksgiving, so it's time to have turkey and also abduct an Indian person of short stature.

Flip him and dip his turban in turpentine
After abducting him, flip him over and dip his turban in turpentine.

I'm fly, my mic is like a star
I am stylish and my microphone is as impressive as a star in the sky.

Lady Liberty herself can light my cigar
Even Lady Liberty would be honored to light my cigar.

I can′t lose, come through with them bruisers
I am unable to lose and have bodyguards with me.

We all got furs on like we at the fight with Frank Lucas
We are all wearing fur coats as if we were attending a fight with gangster Frank Lucas.

My clip′ll buck at you, I'll fuck a bitch, let her suck my dick
I will fire my gun at you while also having sexual relations with a woman who will perform oral sex on me.

You? You sweat her, Cliff Huxtable
You are pursuing a woman who is not interested in you, similar to how Cliff Huxtable pursued women who were not interested in him.

Y′all niggas tense in this bitch, you carry guns for self defense
You guys are anxious and carry guns for self-defense in this situation.

I play off-fence with this bitch
I am playing offensively with my woman, perhaps in a sexual or flirtatious manner.

I don't stop beefing until I hear sirens
I will not cease conflict until I hear police sirens nearby.

I′ll eat you before I get a meal, like five wings
I will consume you before I even eat a meal, just like how I would eat five wings quickly.

Your momma got a kickstand on her fucking leg
Your mother has a strong leg, capable of supporting a kickstand for a motorcycle.

And she drink sizzurp, I call her Eileen
She drinks sizzurp, which leads me to call her Eileen.

I'm a hustler, clean you up
I am a hustler who can make someone clean and respectable.

If I say that I′m flipping the bird
If I say that I am making an obscene gesture with my middle finger,

It doesn't mean that I'm putting my middle finger up
It could also mean that I am making money, or flipping a profit.

Walking out with cash, every day, you bitch niggas
I am walking around with cash every day, unlike you cowards.

Y′all ain′t shit, y'all just talking out your ass
You guys are worthless and just talking nonsense.

I′m like the 80's, ho, your wife nipple look like a little baby toe
I am like the 80s, and your wife's nipple looks like a tiny baby toe.

I′m 'bout to life the shotty, bullets hit your body
I am about to raise my shotgun and shoot you with bullets that hit your body.

It′s gon' be a long Talladega Night, Ricky Bobby
It's going to be a long night that resembles the movie Talladega Nights, starring Ricky Bobby.

I spit 100% pure, Whitney, Bobby
I spit pure fire like Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's love was pure at its peak.

Fuck bitches, all I do is fuck bitches
I have sex with women and that's all I do.

She in my hotel room at 1, 1:10, she in the lobby
She is in my hotel room within ten minutes of being in the lobby.

The pump's the shotty
A pump shotgun is my go-to weapon.

So tell your momma find me in your city high
Let your mother know that I will be in your town at a high level.

And I′m prolly gon′ be drunker than Robby
I will most likely be more intoxicated than Robby.

I got a new college bitch, she be like:
I have a new woman from college, and she likely says things like:

"Yeah, we should get together sometime
Let's make plans to hang out sometime.

Maybe go to a party and dance."
Maybe we can attend a party and dance together.

I said: "Yeah, that'd be a no, cause I′m not a partying man
I responded to her suggestion and declined, explaining that I am not a big fan of parties.

But I'll definitely still put you on the list for the party in my pants."
However, I am willing to add her to my list of potential sexual partners.

I got a hustler flow
I have a way of speaking that is reminiscent of a hustler or con artist.

For fifty mil, I will drink Manny Pacquiao′s blood
If offered $50 million, I am willing to drink the blood of Manny Pacquiao, a famous boxer.

And watch my muscles grow
I believe that consuming Manny Pacquiao's blood will lead to the growth of my muscles.

You bitch, {gunshots} it's what you get
You deserve what has happened to you, which may include gunshots.

I got a fetish for cheddar cheese, lettuce, and spinach
I have a sexual fetish for cheddar cheese, lettuce, and spinach.

I′m in the best fucking rap group ever iinvente
I am part of the greatest rap group that has ever been invented.