I Hate Led Zeppelin
Screeching Weasel Lyrics


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Robert Plant is a slimy fuck
John Bonham man, he really sucked
Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits
They made their money off idiots
I hate Led Zeppelin (x2)
12 dollar concerts were all the rage
They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page
"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red
Bonzo's buried, only three more left




I hate Led Zeppelin (x2)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Screeching Weasel's "I Hate Led Zeppelin" contain a clear disdain for one of the most influential rock bands of all time. The song's protagonist sings of his complete hatred for Robert Plant, the band's lead singer, calling him a "slimy fuck," and criticizes John Bonham's drumming skills, claiming that "he really sucked." The songwriter also accuses the group of being "greedy fuckers" who made their fortune off of "idiots." The contempt for the band's music is further demonstrated when the singer sings about the band's concert tickets costing only twelve dollars, with the band members themselves allegedly using the proceeds to buy cocaine.


The most scathing critique of the band comes in the form of a specific song, "Stairway to Heaven," which the songwriter claims makes him "see red." It's worth noting that Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" is often regarded as one of the greatest rock songs of all time, so this negative assessment is particularly significant.


The song's final line, "Bonzo's buried, only three more left," is a reference to John Bonham's death in 1980. This line reflects the songwriter's belief that Bonham was the best of the band's four members, and that with his passing, Led Zeppelin was essentially finished. The overall message of the song is that the band was overrated, and that their fans were fools for idolizing them.


Line by Line Meaning

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck
I perceive Robert Plant as a deceitful and untrustworthy person.


John Bonham man, he really sucked
John Bonham's musical abilities were subpar in my opinion.


Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits
I view Led Zeppelin as dishonest individuals who prioritize wealth above all else.


They made their money off idiots
I strongly believe that Led Zeppelin's success was achieved by exploiting gullible fans.


I hate Led Zeppelin (x2)
I despise Led Zeppelin vehemently.


12 dollar concerts were all the rage
During the era when Led Zeppelin was popular, affordable concerts were highly sought after.


They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page
I am convinced Led Zeppelin provided drugs for Jimmy Page.


"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red
The song 'Stairway to Heaven' infuriates and angers me.


Bonzo's buried, only three more left
John Bonham has passed away, leaving only three remaining members of Led Zeppelin.




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Written by: BENJAMIN M. FOSTER, BENJAMIN M FOSTER

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