Silverstein's passion for music was clear early on as he studied for a while at the Chicago College of Performing Arts at Roosevelt University. As a songwriter, Silverstein kept a low profile but cast a long shadow. He tended to shun publicity and even photographers. Nonetheless, his musical output included many songs which were hits for other artists. Most notably, he wrote the music and lyrics for "A Boy Named Sue" that was performed by Johnny Cash (for which he won a Grammy in 1970); "One's on the Way" (which was a hit for Loretta Lynn), and "The Unicorn Song" which, despite having nothing to do with Ireland nor Irish culture, became the signature piece for The Irish Rovers in 1968 and is popular in pubs all over the world to this day. He wrote the lyrics and music for most of the Dr. Hook songs, including "Cover of the Rolling Stone", "Freakin' at the Freakers' Ball", "Sylvia's Mother", and the cautionary song about VD, "Don't Give a Dose to the One You Love Most". He also wrote many of the songs performed by Bobby Bare, including "Marie Laveau", "Rosalie's Good Eats Cafe", "The Mermaid", "The Winner", and "Tequila Sheila". The song "The Ballad of Lucy Jordan",] recorded in 1979 by Marianne Faithfull and later featured in the films Montenegro and Thelma & Louise, was also by Silverstein.
Modern Talk
Shel Silverstein Lyrics
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Everybody's talkin' modern talk.
Ain't sayin' nothin' with modern talk,
Just zazoo vome voo zazee aza doom va vo
Now picture the scene --
The day is sunny,
A man meets a friend
And he asks for some money,
Friend gives him this kind of jive -- sayin'
Zaa za voo za za voo I can't make it
Va za va za voo za va see ya later
Vome zoo-za vome a-viddle oo vin
And he's right back out on the street again.
When a girl gets on the phone, she talks to her lover.
She says we got troubles that we can't keep covered.
I just got the news I'm knittin' baby shoes,
So call up the preacher now
And pay your dues.
The guy says:
Zaa za voo za za voo see ya later
Va za va za voo za va I got problems
Vome zoo-za vome a-till then
And she's right back out on the street again.
When a guy gets grabbed by an army recruiter,
He says "We're gonna put you in a khaki suit-a,
So don't you lie and don't you cry
But take this test to qualify."
The guy says:
[Blubbering noises]
When a lady goes down to see her psychiatrist
Lies on a couch to give her head a twist
Is it a psychosis or is it a neurosis?
The doctor gives her this diagnosis:
Zaa za voo za za voo twenty dollars
Va za va za voo za va I got problems
Vome zoo-za vome come back next we'n'sday
And she's right back out on the street again.
On TV there's a man sellin' soap
A man selling hope and a man sellin' dope
While chipmunks sing and politicians swing
And everybody's sayin' the same damn thing.
Zaa za voo za za voo
Va za va za voo za va
Vome zoo-za vome [start to fade out]
Zaa za voo za za voo
Va za va za voo za va
Vome zoo-za vome.
The lyrics of the song "Modern Talk" by Shel Silverstein speak about the communication patterns of people in modern times. The lyrics describe conversations where people are not really saying anything of substance, just making empty sounds and meaningless words. Shel Silverstein uses onomatopoeia to accentuate the "zazoo vome voo zazee aza doom va vo" which represents the gibberish people use to convey ideas.
The verses mention different daily situations where people are not really connecting with one another. A man uses modern talk to blow off his friend's request for money, a woman is sharing news with her lover and all he does is repeat the meaningless gibberish, an army recruiter is making his pitch, and even a psychiatrist is doling out advice without making a real connection. The final verse describes the world of commercial television, where people sell all kinds of things using the same meaningless language which does not connect with the viewers.
The song is a social commentary on the communication patterns of people in modern times, where words are used as a tool of communication but lack authenticity and real meaning. The writer highlights how the world is being overrun with people who are detached from any real empathy and no longer speak with authenticity, but with modern talk that says nothing at all.
Line by Line Meaning
Modern talk,
The current style of conversation is inadequate.
Everybody's talkin' modern talk.
Everyone uses the same meaningless language.
Ain't sayin' nothin' with modern talk,
People use modern talk without expressing any significant ideas.
Just zazoo vome voo zazee aza doom va vo
Using gibberish language is the norm in modern talk.
Now picture the scene --
Imagine this situation.
The day is sunny,
It is a beautiful day outside.
A man meets a friend
A man sees his friend on the street.
And he asks for some money,
The man asks his friend for some money.
He says I need five to keep me alive.
He explains to his friend that he needs five dollars urgently.
Friend gives him this kind of jive -- sayin'
The friend responds to him in the same unhelpful modern talk.
Zaa za voo za za voo I can't make it
The friend talks in gibberish to avoid giving him money.
Va za va za voo za va see ya later
The friend leaves him with no solution.
Vome zoo-za vome a-viddle oo vin
His friend disappears quickly without offering any real help.
And he's right back out on the street again.
He still needs money and is unable to get any help.
When a girl gets on the phone, she talks to her lover.
A woman speaks to her partner over the phone.
She says we got troubles that we can't keep covered.
She tells her partner that they have problems they cannot hide.
I just got the news I'm knittin' baby shoes,
She tells him she is pregnant and makes baby shoes.
So call up the preacher now
She asks him to call the priest.
And pay your dues.
She tells him to fulfil his responsibilities.
The guy says:
The man's response is the same as everyone else's.
Zaa za voo za za voo see ya later
He talks nonsense and avoids giving a helpful response.
Va za va za voo za va I got problems
He talks about his problems instead of helping her.
Vome zoo-za vome a-till then
He leaves without helping or offering a solution.
And she's right back out on the street again.
She is still left with her problems and no help.
When a guy gets grabbed by an army recruiter,
A man is stopped by an army recruiter in the street.
He says "We're gonna put you in a khaki suit-a,
The recruiter explains that he will be put in a military uniform.
So don't you lie and don't you cry
The recruiter encourages him not to object or complain.
But take this test to qualify."
Instead, he asks him to complete a test to make him eligible.
The guy says:
The man is unable to comprehend what is happening to him.
[Blubbering noises]
He makes unintelligible sounds that reflect his distress.
When a lady goes down to see her psychiatrist
A woman visits her psychiatrist.
Lies on a couch to give her head a twist
She lies on a couch to explain her thoughts and feelings.
Is it a psychosis or is it a neurosis?
She wonders if she has a psychiatric disorder.
The doctor gives her this diagnosis:
The psychiatrist diagnoses her condition.
Zaa za voo za za voo twenty dollars
He asks for twenty dollars as payment.
Va za va za voo za va I got problems
Like the others, the psychiatrist talks about his problems instead of hers.
Vome zoo-za vome come back next we'n'sday
He sets another appointment for her to come back.
And she's right back out on the street again.
She is still struggling with her condition and no solution.
On TV there's a man sellin' soap
A man is selling soap on a TV commercial.
A man selling hope and a man sellin' dope
Other people on TV commercials are selling hope and drugs.
While chipmunks sing and politicians swing
The commercials include singing animals and political ads.
And everybody's sayin' the same damn thing.
Everyone sounds the same and offers unhelpful solutions.
Zaa za voo za za voo
The useless talking style is repeated.
Va za va za voo za va
The gibberish continues with no real dialogue.
Vome zoo-za vome [start to fade out]
The commercial fades out with the same unintelligible language.
Zaa za voo za za voo
The cycle continues with the same gibberish used everywhere.
Va za va za voo za va
No real solutions or meaning come from the modern talk.
Vome zoo-za vome.
The song ends with no hope for real communication or solutions.
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: SHEL SILVERSTEIN
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Michael Gudnæs
This is the song I used in my busking days, when I started playing and wanted to gather a crowd. It usually worked pretty fine :-)
TangoSpiceCompany
Great tune off a supreme album!
michael andersen
oh - love this song. Heard it first time in Highschool in 74 and now noticed a lot more of good old Shel S has come on here on u-tube - thank you, to those who upload them Michael, Denmark
sean991000
Great!!
Chance Stodolak
This is like hearing god talk. I would imagine lol
Corey-bird
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Melissa Kennedy
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Bradley Westervelt
"an viet-nammin!" funny, so of the period!
MipeDinkums
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SuperLoveandfaith
The best!!