Function At The Junction
Shorty Long Lyrics


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I'm getting ready for the function at the junction
And baby you'd better come on right now
Because everybody's gonna be there
We got people comin' from everywhere

We got Ling Ting Tong from China
Long Tall Sally from Carolina
We got 007, the private eye,
And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"

Come one, come all, we gonna have a ball
down at the function at the junction
And baby you'd better come on right now

We serving egg foo yung and barbecue
having chicken dumplings and kidney stew
having heap big fun till the break of dawn
gonna shake a tailfeather shoot, it's gonna be a run

Hold a shotgun on the rooster, and dare him to crow
how could anybody sleep when they could get out on the floor

Tell him, tell them, tell one and tell 'em all.
Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction
Tell 'em that they'd better come on right now
Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction
Tell 'em that they'd better come on right now

Oh the soul brothers, Jitterbugs
Hip cats and fancy hats and
Pretty girls with pretty smiles
All decked out in the latest styles
and Farmer Jim and Guitar Slim and
Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop
and Mohair Sam from Alabam
and Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats
Breath-takin' Hip-shakin' give it now
Talkin' bout some fascinatin' demonstratin'

They all be gathering here, from far and near
for the Function at the Junction
Brother, you'd better come on right now
Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction
Sister, you'd better come on right now




Talkin' 'bout a function at the junction
Everybody you'd better come on right now

Overall Meaning

Shorty Long's "Function At The Junction" is an upbeat and charismatic song that invites listeners to come and party at a gathering or event that's about to take place. The song sets the stage for a lively celebration that is meant to bring people together from all walks of life, with lyrics that describe a wide range of characters who will be in attendance.


The opening lines of the song convey the urgency of the situation, with the singer proclaiming that they are getting ready for the function at the junction and that their partner had better come on right now. The reason for this urgency is that everyone is going to be there, including people from all over the world, such as Ling Ting Tong from China, Long Tall Sally from Carolina, and 007 from "I Spy."


Line by Line Meaning

I'm getting ready for the function at the junction
I'm preparing for the event at the meeting point


And baby you'd better come on right now
Hurry up and join me soon


Because everybody's gonna be there
Everyone will be present at the venue


We got people comin' from everywhere
People are arriving from different places


We got Ling Ting Tong from China
Ling Ting Tong is attending from China


Long Tall Sally from Carolina
Long Tall Sally is coming from Carolina


We got 007, the private eye,
007, the detective, is invited


And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"
He is bringing his friends from the show 'I Spy'


Come one, come all, we gonna have a ball
Everyone is welcomed to have fun


down at the function at the junction
At the event taking place at the meeting point


We serving egg foo yung and barbecue
We're providing egg foo yung and barbecue dishes


having chicken dumplings and kidney stew
Also serving chicken dumplings and kidney stew


having heap big fun till the break of dawn
We're going to have lots of fun until daybreak


gonna shake a tailfeather shoot, it's gonna be a run
We'll dance and enjoy ourselves a lot


Hold a shotgun on the rooster, and dare him to crow
We'll challenge the rooster and encourage him to sing


how could anybody sleep when they could get out on the floor
It's hard to resist dancing when the music is playing


Tell him, tell them, tell one and tell 'em all.
Spread the word and tell everyone you know


Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction
Inform them about the event at the meeting point


Tell 'em that they'd better come on right now
Advise them to join me as soon as possible


Oh the soul brothers, Jitterbugs
Various dance groups are going to attend


Hip cats and fancy hats and
Cool and stylish people will be there


Pretty girls with pretty smiles
Attractive females with lovely smiles will attend


All decked out in the latest styles
Wearing the latest and trendiest outfits


and Farmer Jim and Guitar Slim and
Even Farmer Jim and Guitar Slim are invited


Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop
The famous character Betty Boop will attend


and Mohair Sam from Alabam
Mohair Sam from Alabama will participate


and Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats
Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats will also be there


Breath-takin' Hip-shakin' give it now
We'll dance energetically and impressively


Talkin' bout some fascinatin' demonstratin'
Referring to the amazing dance moves we'll showcase


They all be gathering here, from far and near
Everyone is coming together from different distances


Brother, you'd better come on right now
Brother, you should come join us right away


Sister, you'd better come on right now
Sister, you should also hurry up and join us


Talkin' 'bout a function at the junction
We refer to the event at the meeting point


Everybody you'd better come on right now
Everyone should come without any delay




Lyrics ยฉ Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: JR., EDWARD HOLLAND, EDWARD, JR. HOLLAND, FREDERICK LONG, FREDERICK EARL LONG

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

LESLEY A. LOVE

I RECALL WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG AT ANNA'S JOYCE
AND BESSIE RENT PARTIES WAY

BACK IN THE DAY, ME, MY BROTHER AND SISTER USE TO
SNEAK OUT OR CRACK OUR

BEDROOMS WHEN ANNA COULDN'T
FIND A BABYSITTER AND THE MUSIC WAS FUN TO LISTEN ALL

NIGHT LONG AND THE MUSIC JUST
LIVED ON FOREVER IN MY MEMORY.



All comments from YouTube:

blrandolph

After all these years, I still can't sit down when I hear FUNCTION AT THE JUNCTION! Love that song!!!

Karen Chandler

Yes!! You just be ready get down! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ

Michelle Jones

I have to get up too!!!! Really love this cut!!!! ๐Ÿ˜… whew!!! ๐Ÿ’โ™พ!

Deborah McCoy

โ€ฆโ€ฆ.Me Neither; Something About That Beat!!!

Stephen Long

Damned right bro......

Stephen Long

If you can SIT THRU THIS SONG..... SOMETHING IS WROONGGGGGG WIT CHA

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Michael Dix

This needs to be played today at barbecues and family gatherings

Lisbeth Harrell

Absolutely.

Gwendolyn Coggs

Itโ€™s why I came to get it ๐Ÿ˜‚โค

Michael Dix

@Gwendolyn Coggs lol ๐Ÿคฃ no doubt

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