Ding-A-Ling
Skepta Lyrics

Ding-a-ling
The repetition of this phrase is a vocalization for a sexual innuendo.

Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
Refrain that is reinforcing the sexual innuendo mentioned earlier.

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
The singer is requesting sexual interaction with a partner.

So this likkle brudda wanna be the man
A person is attempting to compete with the singer's status and talent.

Slide in my DM's on Instagram
The person is trying to contact the singer via social media.

I don't know if he know who the fuck I am
The singer is questioning whether the person knows about his success and reputation.

But somebody best tell him who the fuck I am
The singer warns the person to be aware of the singer's identity and status.

She's Stefflon Don, 5'5"
A description of the singer's girlfriend's physical appearance.

Big tits, brown eyes
Further description of the physical appearance of the singer's girlfriend.

See them dick pics? She ain't really 'bout that life
The singer's girlfriend is not interested in receiving sexual messages which are objectionable and inappropriate.

She'll gun buck your mum then slap your wife
The singer suggests that his girlfriend is not one to be messed with and will retaliate if provoked.

Oh, I got bruddas waiting at the door
The singer has friends who are ready to protect him.

Couple more bruddas down the road on the floor
The singer has even more friends waiting to help him, even further down the street.

Oh, pussy getting double encores
The singer is receiving very positive feedback from his fans.

This pussy ain't never been on tour
The singer has not yet performed live onstage, despite his popularity.

Still pussy get wetter than a seashore
The singer's sexual prowess is highly effective and desirable.

Diced pineapples make him wanna eat more
A reference to sex, where the 'pineapples' are most likely a metaphor for female genitalia, which the singer desires more of.

Fuckin' up some commas in pyjamas if a bredda bring the drama, I'ma bring the llama, do it like Obama
The singer is willing to go to extreme lengths to defend himself if provoked, and he likens himself to the former US President in his use of force.

Me and my girl in matching hoodies, that's autumn, winter
The singer and his girlfriend are dressed in similar clothing that is appropriate for the season.

She don't wanna build and link up
The singer's girlfriend is not interested in engaging with other people.

Nah, she's is not inna that mix up
The singer's girlfriend wants to avoid drama and conflicts.

Them artists could not draw this picture
Other artists are not capable of accurately portraying the singer's success and lifestyle.

Sex so good, I forgot to eat
The singer had amazing sex and was so consumed by the experience that he forgot to take care of his basic needs, like eating.

This is my princess, this ain't a bitch
The singer values and respects his girlfriend as a special and precious person.

Your ting needs to get put on the leash
The singer suggests that his rivals need to be put in their place and controlled.

Don't put me in that competition
The singer does not want to be part of any competition for popularity or status.

Man, like me, I'm in pole position
The singer believes he is currently at the top of his field and therefore does not want to compete with others.

Walked in a dance like spot, the difference
The singer stood out when he entered a party or club because of his fame and status.

Gold chain looking like a pot to piss in
The singer's gold chain is so expensive and large that it resembles a urinal.

We nearly went separate ways
The singer and his girlfriend almost broke up or drifted apart from each other.

But I made a grown decision
The singer chose to take responsibility and address the issues in his relationship instead of ignoring them.

We let bygones be bygones
The singer and his girlfriend forgave each other and moved on from their past mistakes and conflicts.

We do not go to vision
The singer and his girlfriend do not spend their time in nightclubs or parties anymore.

Nuff man wan' me fi ride me 'pon the ting
Many people desire to collaborate or perform with the singer.

Two side, mek batty jaw just swing
The singer can perform in different styles and does not have any limitations.

'Cause you ain't the bitch, you da Don Dada
The singer's girlfriend is not a sexual object but a powerful and respectful leader.

Tell a dutty gyal seh she can't tame me
The singer is rejecting any attempts by other women to control or influence him.

Big .45 mi seh no safety
The singer is armed and protected from any potential threats to his life.

Play, play, play, pl-pl-play
The repetition of the word 'play' is another reference to sexual activity.

Tell a dutty gyal seh she can't tame me, pl-pl-play
The singer repeats his rejection of any attempts by other women to control or influence him, and urges them to engage in sexual activity instead.

Big .45 mi seh no safety
The singer repeats that he is armed and ready to defend himself if necessary.