Tour Bus Massacre
Skepta Lyrics

I bought expensive drinks for my niggas in the grave, for my niggas in prison
I spend a lot of money to honor my dead and incarcerated friends by buying them luxury drinks.

Try to make more money to buy more food for my niggas in the kitchen
I work hard to earn extra money so I can provide more meals for my family members who are still struggling financially.

So if you ain't talk about paper Sorry G I dont wanna listen
If you're not discussing business or money, I have no interest in engaging in conversation with you.

Matter of fact, I dont wanna see you pussy-holes in my periferal vision
In fact, I don't even want to see you in my peripheral vision because I have no patience for people who waste my time.

I would never stick my dick in the stereo but I'm screaming fuck the system
I would never have sex with a speaker, but I am passionate about rejecting social and political systems that oppress people.

I turn Tom Cruise on niggas when they told me it was an impossible mission
When people told me that my goals were impossible to achieve, I responded with the same confidence and determination as Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible movies.

We used to be close Now we're totally distant Just to recognize when he was real But now my man looks totally different
I used to be close with someone but now we have grown apart. I can only respect someone who is genuine, but my old friend has changed beyond recognition.

Only with my brothers to hang around with me so I put JME on my neck
I only trust and feel comfortable around my closest friends, so I have a necklace with JME's name on it.

The last guy who try to take my chain got no respect
The last person who attempted to steal my necklace did not receive any respect or compassion from me.

We can all start pumpin iron, just know I'mma do loads more reps Strong like Conan the Barbarian, Nnggas can't walk in my creps
Although we can all work out and try to become stronger, I am determined to work harder and accomplish more. I am as powerful and invincible as Conan the Barbarian, and others cannot walk in my shoes or live my life.

Thought a hundred grand would solve my problems but I got loads more stress The only thing thats changed now is I get loads more sex
I thought having a lot of money would eliminate my problems, but I have actually become more stressed out. The only thing that has changed is that I have more opportunities to engage in sexual activity.

She said when I made it rain I make the flower get wet I said when you looking at Skepta You looking at sexy in the flesh
A woman once told me that when I throw money, she feels aroused. I responded by telling her that when she looks at me, she sees a sexy and attractive person.

I'm thinking last night was crazy I'm living my dream, don't wake me Pass me the coke and JD The Mandem just shut down JD
I had an insane and wonderful night, and I feel like I am finally living my dream life. I am celebrating with my friends and drinking coke and JD. We just took over the JD spot.

Roll to the club, with a hole in the bus, Wavy Konan's chatting to Amy Skepta's neck, Jamie Just got Doe from the P. A.
We arrived at the club in a broken-down bus, which was really cool. Konan is having a conversation with Amy, Skepta is wearing a necklace with Jamie's name on it, and I just received some money from my personal assistant.

Today, Max's B. Day Gonna put last night into replay Let's raise a toast for the DJ
Today is Max's birthday, and we plan to relive the amazing night we had yesterday. We are also honoring the DJ and raising a toast to his talent.

All right enough thinking Let me get back to the track, listen Since Otis the world been listening Jackpot, like I burgled the kitchen
Enough reflecting on my experiences, let's get back to the music. Since I released the song Otis, the whole world has been paying attention to me. I am winning big, like I just stole a lot of money from someone's kitchen.

Let me slow it down nigga I love the way that Cath lick I need a vicar She makes me buss an ill nut I call her Camilla I got my wood, in her hand I call it a splinter
Let me sing a slower song now. I enjoy the way that Cath performs oral sex on me. I feel like a sinner and need a religious leader to absolve me of my lustful ways. She makes me orgasm intensely, which I refer to as 'bussin an ill nut'. I have a sexual relationship with a woman named Camilla, and my penis is referred to as a 'splinter' in her hands.

Let me tell you, 'bout the last Pagan that clowned about Was about two o'clock or round about When I caught him at the round about I let three more go round about Now he's got more exits than a roundabout
Let me tell you about the last person who challenged me and acted like a fool. It was around 2 am at a roundabout when I confronted him. I shot at him three more times as he tried to escape, and now he has more bullet wounds than an actual roundabout has exit points.

I'm going in, but it's early You can get thrown in the van For a Persie Look around here you gotta Play Dirty 'Cuz even Fat boys, don't show Mercy
I am going all-out and working hard, even though it is still early. You can be arrested and thrown in a police van for possessing drugs. In this environment, you have to be sneaky and deceitful in order to survive. Even overweight individuals can be dangerous and ruthless.

You sure you want something in your jersey Hands on the 8, I dare somebody verse me With Kirsty, she's from Purley I told her to get her jugs out, I'm thirsty
Are you sure you want to mess with me or challenge me? I am ready for a physical altercation, and I am daring someone to test me. I am romantically involved with a woman named Kirsty, who is from Purley. I asked her to show me her breasts because I am feeling sexually aroused and thirsty.

Trynna live my dream, so I sleep less Thinking, fuck the world, 'cuz im trynna cheat death Lightys wanna suck me, but I only want the Queen's head Counting this grands, screaming fuck the G Jet
I am chasing my dream and putting in long hours, which means I am sacrificing sleep. I am constantly thinking and realizing that I am racing against time to succeed. Women who are light-skinned and attractive are attracted to me, but I am only focused on earning money and power. I am counting large sums of money and expressing my frustrations about expensive purchases.

Kons, now they saying I'm in trouble Got bruvas in track turning rocks into rubble Get caught in arms But it's nothing like a cuddle Pussies talk s, till I make then see double
Kons, people are now accusing me of being in danger or in a problematic situation. I have friends who can destroy things and cause chaos when necessary. When I get into physical confrontations, it feels nothing like a warm cuddle. People who are weak or cowardly talk nonsense until I knock them out.