If You C Jordan
Something Corporate Lyrics


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I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me and as you see I'm all swelled up with fear
'Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school is over, high school is over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick, did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school is over, high school is over
And you still won't quit

You say its chivalry, well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school is over, high school is over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
You make me sick, you make me sick




High school is over, high school is over
I don't care if you dye your hair you'll always be a little red head bitch

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Something Corporate's song If You C Jordan revolves around a violent encounter with a person named Jordan. The singer of the song talks about his fear and disgust towards Jordan, who seems to be constantly harassing and threatening him. The song talks about an incident that took place at Tyler's beach where Jordan tried to fight the singer, but ended up crying and asking him to yell at him like he does at all the girls. The song further highlights how Jordan has been trying to brainwash the singer's friends and that his actions are based out of jealousy rather than chivalry.


The song presents a clear image of a bully and how he can make someone feel scared and powerless. The lyrics are raw and intense, with a hint of anger and frustration. The singer's fear and loathing towards Jordan is palpable and goes beyond just a simple schoolyard feud.


The song is a testament to the band's ability to create powerful and meaningful lyrics that resonate with their audience. It also highlights the dark side of high school life, where bullying and harassment are common.


Line by Line Meaning

I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear,
I want to share a painful story with everyone that can be expressed through my music.


About this kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact
This song is about someone who dislikes me and it is undoubtedly true.


They say he's hunting me and as you see I'm all swelled up with fear
I am afraid because I have been told that this person is coming after me.


Cause I can't get him off my back
I can't shake off this person and their negative influence on me.


If you see Jordan, he makes me sick,
The mere sight of Jordan makes me feel disgusted and unwell.


High schools over and you still won't quit
Despite leaving high school, Jordan still hasn't stopped bothering me.


You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man I think that's great
You attempted to physically fight me at Tyler's beach, but I find it amusing.


You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
During the altercation, you were on the brink of tears and asked me to shout at you like I do at all the girls I know.


Then you drove home real quick, did you make it in time to masturbate?
You left the scene hastily, but did you make it home in time to pleasure yourself sexually?


There's one too many of you in this world
There are far too many people like Jordan in the world who cause harm to others.


You say it's chivalry, but its jealousy that led us to this song
You claim that you acted chivalrously, but in reality, it was out of jealousy that this song was created.


Won't play it often just at least until you're gone
I will only play this song for a little while, specifically until you are no longer a part of my life.


You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that's pretend
You are only interested in pursuing authentic experiences and anything counterfeit won't suffice.


You tried to brainwash all my friends
You attempted to manipulate and control my friends, but you were unsuccessful.


Fuck you Jordan you make me sick, high schools over,
I genuinely despise you, Jordan, and just because high school is over doesn't mean my feelings have changed.


I don't care if you die your hair you'll always be a little red head bitch
Your physical appearance doesn't matter because you will always be a tiny, unpleasant person to me.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Andrew Ross McMahon

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Comments from YouTube:

@jaxguy822

Whenever I start getting nostalgic about high school, I listen to this song and the feeling goes away.

@kirbycastillo2983

Aaaaahahaha just be glad you weren’t sent to a “therapeutic” boarding school.

@MrCh1lly

This album has had a special place in my heart since I was 14.

@toddmarshall2925

The 154 dislikes are just Google accounts created by Jordan to dislike this song

@CbassPlaysGames

Can confirm 🤣I have a single troll whos created HUNDREDS of accounts to try n troll me. I could care less. Hidden. Also Jordan stop being such an internet keyboard warrior and step up face to face if you got a problem bitch!

@zachorians1069

All named Jordan

@Aaron-lk6pl

He probably doesn't now, this looks like one of those songs from a movie released after.

@TrueChimera_

AHAHAH

@mandospandobando

2023, and SoCo still hits the feels. This song is one of their best

@clarundell

I got drunk tonight alone and decided to honour my 17yr old inner child. I ended up here.. 💖

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