Det Kunne Vært Værre
Svartepetter Lyrics

Det kunne vært så mye verre
No matter how bad things have gotten, they could be worse

Ja uansett hvor ille det har blitt
Regardless of how bad things have gotten

Du sku' ha vist hvor galt det kunne ha gått
You should know how much worse things could have been

Du sku' ha sett hvor heldig du har vært
You should recognize the good fortune you've had

Du sku ha levd, det det du sku ha gjort
You should live the life that you were meant to live

Den her er til tider da livet blir tøft
This song is for those times when life gets tough

Bilen til pappa står kjørt i en grøft
Dad's car is totaled in a ditch

Det kun'ha vært verre du kun'ha vært børst
It could have been worse if you were involved in the accident

Du kunne ha kræsja i veggen å dødd
You could have crashed into a wall and died

Kunne ha taka i cabriolet,
You could have been in a convertible

sklidd inn i skauen å truffet ett tre
You could have skidded into the woods and hit a tree

Kunne blitt lamma fra nakken og ned,
You could have been paralyzed from the neck down

Det kun'ha blitt enda mer fucka enn det
It could have been even worse than that

A, tenkt hvis det ikke var bilen men fly,
Imagine if it was a plane instead of a car

du og familien var høyt over by'n
You and your family were above the city

Skulle på ferie, men flyet gikk ned
You were going on vacation, but the plane crashed

og prøvde å nødlande i byen et sted
And tried to make an emergency landing in the city

Rett før det kræsjer så titter du ut,
Just before the crash, you look out the window

ser dere styrter mot dama sitt hus
You see the plane headed straight for your girlfriend's house

Og hun feirer bursdag med familie og venner,
And she's celebrating her birthday with family and friends

sånn neste sekund dauer alle du kjenner sånn moahahaha
And in the next second, everyone you know dies. Just like that. Mwahaha.

Du kunne vært svak, hei du kunne vært helt (JAPP) Du burde vært kjent
You could have been weak or a hero, but either way you would have wanted to be famous

Men ta're med ro, det kunne ha vært verre, kompis du kunne vært frelst
But calm down, it could have been worse. You could have been saved.

Du kunne vært førstemann utfor et stup, for å bevise at du tror på Gud
You could have been the first one to jump off a cliff to prove your faith in God

Du var med i en sekt for å ofre ditt liv, alle snudde på kanten når de så deg fly (Flyyy >: D)
You were in a cult, willing to sacrifice your life. But when you started to jump, everyone chickened out (Flyyy > : D)

Se for deg det her, du hakke no liv å du jobber dæ ihjæl,
Imagine this scenario: you have no life and work yourself to death

du hakke du lenger å leve for æ?
You have no reason left to live

Bestemmer deg for å gå drepe deg sjæl,
You decide to kill yourself

Du ordner deg tau og finner en krakk, Du knyter en løkke og binder den stramt
You get a rope and a stool, tie a noose, and hang it tightly

Du henger're i birka, men birka den knakk, det er facka, nå sitter du lam
You hang in the noose, but it breaks. It's messed up, now you're paralyzed.

Du anger som faan, det kunne ha ordna seg før, aldri i livet hatt så lyst å dø
You regret it like hell, it could have been fixed before. Never in your life have you wanted to die so badly

Er grønnsak i stol, hevetes mongoloid
You're a vegetable in a chair, seriously retarded

Sitter å prøver å svelge ned tunga di
You're sitting there trying to swallow your own tongue

Kunne vært kjipt, kunne ha sjekka en dame og nesten fått ha på gli
It could have been bad if you hit on a girl and almost got lucky

Også kom det spy, å du knulla venninna, japp men venninn' hadde hiv.
But then you threw up, and you had sex with your friend. Yeah, but your friend had HIV.

Er ensomt på toppen, jeg bare kunne vært på bån,
It's lonely at the top, I could've just been on welfare.

Livet er et sirkus, jeg kunne vært en klovn: D
Life is a circus, I could have been a clown :D

Du kunne vært vellykka, kunne vært sob
You could have been successful, could have been a sober person

Kunne vært verre, det kunne vært jobb
It could have been worse, you could have had a job