Cloverfield Secrets
T.J. Miller Lyrics


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(Cloverfield secrets)
(Secrets)

Slusho was a delicious Japanese drink.
One of the most delicious ingredients requires
drilling deep into the ocean floor to get it.
This drilling is what released the monster from the crevasse.
...Crevice

(Secrets)

The thing that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie
was in fact the Tagruato satellite
But that incident has nothing to do with
the huge monster that attacked New York
I mean, it was a satellite built by a mining company
No way that'd stay in orbit

(Secrets)

Here's the thing about the flaming homeless man
Setting yourself on fire is no way to party
Eating the pizzas I just ordered for us...
Now we're partying.

Yeah, you heard it correctly; we said
"I saw it, it's a lion, it's huge"
But, the monster was not Voltron as some had speculated
It was actually Lion-O from Thundercats!
Remember that old show?

Hud was so attracted to Marlena that
he would have had sex with her...
After she exploded.

I wish I was better friends with Mike Vogel
He was on the cover of "Men's Health," people.

He should know, 'cause he was in the movie
You didn't see him much,
Cause he was the guy holding the camera

Well you all got motion sickness
But he really doesn't give a fuck
In fact that's the way he planned it,
Cause he's got a weird thing for vomitting





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Overall Meaning

In T.J. Miller's song "Cloverfield Secrets", the artist reveals his interpretation of some of the mysteries from the 2008 found footage monster film, "Cloverfield." The lyrics cryptically unveil secrets about the film, and the artist's humorous and absurd take on them.


The first verse describes how the monster was unleashed from the ocean floor by drilling that was conducted to acquire a key ingredient required for the creation of a Japanese drink, Slusho. The drilling released the creature from the crevasses, leading to the monster's deadly attacks in New York City. The second verse reveals that the thing that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie was, in fact, the Tagruato satellite, which had nothing to do with the creature's appearance. Although the satellite was created by a mining company, it was not designed to attack the city.


The chorus of the song constantly repeats the words "Cloverfield secrets" to emphasize the message of hidden information that the artist aims to convey. The third verse takes a lighter turn, where the artist jokingly suggests that setting oneself on fire is not a party trick but ordering pizza can be. The fourth verse, delivered in a rap flow, discloses that the monster was not Voltron but Lion-O, a character from the animated TV show "Thundercats." The song ends on a humorous note, with the artist expressing his envy for Mike Vogel, a lead actor in the film, who was featured on Men's Health magazine.


Line by Line Meaning

Slusho was a delicious Japanese drink.
The drink Slusho was delicious and had a secret ingredient that required drilling deep into the ocean floor.


One of the most delicious ingredients requires drilling deep into the ocean floor to get it.
The secret ingredient of the drink Slusho was so delicious that it required mining deep into the ocean floor to obtain it.


This drilling is what released the monster from the crevasse.
The drilling for the secret ingredient of Slusho caused the release of the monster from a crevasse deep in the ocean.


The thing that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie was in fact the Tagruato satellite
The object that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie was a satellite built by the mining company Tagruato.


But that incident has nothing to do with the huge monster that attacked New York
The satellite incident was not related to the monster that attacked New York City.


No way that'd stay in orbit
The satellite was unlikely to stay in orbit due to being built by a mining company.


Here's the thing about the flaming homeless man
Setting oneself on fire is not a good way to have a good time.


Setting yourself on fire is no way to party
Setting oneself on fire is not a good way to have a good time or party.


Eating the pizzas I just ordered for us... Now we're partying.
Eating pizza is a good way to have a good time and party.


Yeah you heard it correctly; we said "I saw it, it's a lion, it's huge"
There were various speculations about what the monster in the movie was, including Lion-O from the TV show Thundercats.


But the monster was not Voltron as some had speculated
Contrary to speculation, the monster was not Voltron.


Hud was so attracted to Marlena that he would have had sex with her... After she exploded.
Hud was so attracted to Marlena that he would have considered having sex with her, even after she exploded.


I wish I was better friends with Mike Vogel
The singer, T.J. Miller, wishes he was better friends with Mike Vogel who was on the cover of 'Men's Health'.


He should know, 'cause he was in the movie
Mike Vogel should know about the secrets of the movie as he was a cast member.


You didn't see him much, cause he was the guy holding the camera
Mike Vogel was not seen much in the movie as he was the one filming it.


Well you all got motion sickness
Many people experienced motion sickness while watching the movie due to its shaky camera work.


But he really doesn't give a fuck
Mike Vogel does not care about the audience experiencing motion sickness while watching the movie.


In fact that's the way he planned it, cause he's got a weird thing for vomiting
Mike Vogel intentionally filmed the movie in a way that would make the audience feel sick, as he has a strange fascination with vomiting.


(Cloverfield secrets)
The song is about revealing the secrets of the movie Cloverfield.


(Secrets)
The theme of the song is about revealing secrets related to the movie Cloverfield.




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