The true identities of the members of TISM have been kept secret. For this reason, the band often appear in balaclavas when they play concerts, although they have also been known to indulge in ridiculously complex costumery to the same end. They have been thought to have been influenced by The Residents in this regard. However, the true identities of the members are common knowledge among fans of the band.
Numerous rumours have arisen as to why the members of TISM do not reveal their identities. One of which is that due to the highly controversial nature of their lyrics, if people were to know their true identities they could risk legal action. Another is that they are all, in fact, school teachers and need to keep their reputation in check. The latter theory is supported by the fact that the band's tour dates virtually always coincide with school holidays.
The band members have created pseudonyms for themselves.
Current known members include:
* Ron Hitler-Barassi: Vocals
* Humphrey B. Flaubert: Vocals
* Jock Cheese: Bass
* Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun: Keyboards and samples
* Jon St. Peenis: Saxophone
* Les Miserables: Dancing
Past members are:
Tokin' Blackman (R.I.P. 2008)
Genre B. Goode
Leak Van Vlalen
Tony Coitus
Steak and Charles Kidney
Hits include:
(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
Greg! The Stop Sign!!
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
All Homeboys Are Dickheads
Whatareya
Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
On the 9th April 2008 James "Tokin' Blackman" Paull died after a 15 month battle with lung cancer. Jock was the guitarist with the Aussie legends for 16 years. He was 50 years old.
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
TISM Lyrics
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Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin
[Keyboard Solo]
All lives have to die – of that there’s no help
My favourite way to end ’em
Is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum
Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse it
He would rather die than not get to fuck!
Personally, I reckon it's worth it
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh
(Repeat: Does everyone)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh
(Repeat: Does everyone)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh
Does everyone...
Does everyone...
Does everyone think..?
[Piano Outro]
The lyrics of TISM's song "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" express a feeling of being left out and inadequate with regards to sexual experiences. The repetition of the phrase "everyone else has had more sex than me" drives home this point and amplifies the sense of isolation felt by the singer. The song talks of teenagers engaging in threesomes, grandparents hanging from the ceiling during sex, and corporate affairs to further emphasize the idea that everyone seems to be having more sex than the singer.
Line by Line Meaning
Everyone else has had more sex than me
I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't had much sex experience compared to others
Uh-uh
The feeling of being inadequate
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Do other people feel the same way?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Seeing others having sex and experimenting with different partners
Grandparents swing from the ceiling
Even older individuals have experienced more exciting sexual experiences than I have
Corporate capers and office amour
People have even had sex in the office or engaged in office gossip about sex
Shenanigans outdoor and in
People have all kinds of different locations and settings where they have sex
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
If you say no to sex, you might later regret not having the experience
Regret in not doing the sin
Feeling like you're missing out on something by not having more sexual experiences
All lives have to die – of that there’s no help
Death is an inevitable part of life
My favourite way to end ’em
The singer has a preferred way of killing
Is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp
The artist is referring to a spider's genital organ
Enters the female pudendum
The spider's genital organ enters the female spider's reproductive organ
Then dies on the spot
The male spider dies after mating
His corpse there still stuck
The male spider's dead body is still attached to the female spider's reproductive organ after death
Left for his rivals to curse it
Other male spiders are angry they didn't get to mate and curse the dead body of the male spider still attached to the female
He would rather die than not get to fuck!
The male spider would rather die than miss out on the chance to mate
Personally, I reckon it's worth it
The singer thinks it's better to have sex and die than to never have sex at all
Does everybody else get that feeling
Wondering if others understand the feeling of not having as much sex experience as everyone else
Does everyone...
Repeating the question and expressing the artist's curiosity
Does everyone think..?
Asking if everyone else thinks about not having enough sex experience
[Piano Outro]
Closing of the song
Contributed by John P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@paranoidude
Fun fact: the man who made this animation now works at Walt Disney Studios Sydney as an animation director. Doesn't that just make you so happy?
@dboot8886
Oh really? Good for him! Glad to know he moved on to bigger things.
@jadusdoe8470
@@dboot8886Yup! He's even part of the team that makes Bob's Burgers c:
@SomebodysVincent
Wonder if he has more sex than everyone?
@frankrod1025
Yes, yes it does.
@no_one01-5
Good for him. :)
@JMein13074
This is definitely on the list of songs that everybody loves, but NOBODY wants to sing out loud.
@fredpatton2914
Until you're high on drugs dressed as a rabbit in a town far from home at some weird hour in the morning cos then im singing at loud as i can witj no shame
@calleandersson1394
I sing along to this, but only when i’m alone at home XD
@sarenace
LOL, my job is contaminated waste removal. I have to get dressed up in a protective suit and respirator, then shower out of the zone through a set of decontamination showers, slowly undressing until you exit the decon units completely naked on the other side. I sing this song as loudly as I can in the showers to make my colleagues as uncomfortable as possible. Good times