Mennyország Tourist
Tankcsapda Lyrics


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Ülj le mellém
Valamit mondok
Szomjas vagy látom
Egy üveg bort kibontok
Figyelj

Lehet, hogy nem vagy gyenge
De ha a szívedbe szalad a penge
Attól nem érzed magad jobban
Ha a kocsidban bomba robban
Tudom én, erős vagy persze
De ha a fejedben ott van a fejsze
Majd a fegyver csövébe nézel
Ott már semmire nem mégy pénzzel és
Hiába vagy gazdag
Ha az égiek leszavaznak
A kocka, ha el van vetve
Te meg a föld alá temetve
Ott már hiába van ügyvéd
Aki a törvényektől megvéd
Itt senki se golyóálló és
És Ha szakad a védőháló
A halálugrás végén a túlvilági TV-n majd

Majd rólad szólnak a hírek
Veled van tele a sajtó
Aki a pokolra kíván jutni annak
Balra a második ajtó
De ha a Szent-Péter szigetekre már
Be van fizetve az útja
Önnek a Mennyország Tourist
A legjobb szolgáltatást nyújtja

És
Lehet hogy nem vagy gyáva és
A végén Te maradsz állva
De mire jó úgy ez az élet
Hogyha futnod kell, amíg éled
És hiába vagy bátor
Mint egy római gladiátor
Aki keményebb mint a szikla
Mégis lehet hogy elég egy szikra
A gyújtózsinór végén és
A túlvilági TV-n majd

Majd rólad szólnak a hírek
Veled van tele a sajtó
Aki a pokolra kíván jutni annak
Balra a második ajtó
De ha a Szent-Péter szigetekre már
Be van fizetve az útja
Önnek a Mennyország Tourist
A legjobb szolgáltatást nyújtja

Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak Én melyik ajtón menjek be?
Mi atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe mond csak!

Az emberek meg néznek
Hogy az Isten a pénz lett
Sorban nyílnak a bankok és
Az jelenti a rangot
Hogy mennyire állat az autód
Mekkora mellű a nőd és hogy
Meddig bírod feltekerni
A kocsiban a hangerőt
A kocsiban a hangerőt!

É-é-é

Majd rólad szólnak a hírek
Veled van tele a sajtó
Aki a pokolra kíván jutni annak
Balra a második ajtó
De ha a Szent-Péter szigetekre már
Be van fizetve az útja
Önnek a Mennyország Tourist
A legjobb szolgáltatást nyújtja

Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Melyik ajtón menjek be?
Én melyik ajtón menjek be?
Melyik ajtón menjek be?

Yeah





Ülj le mellém
Valamit mondok

Overall Meaning

The song "Mennyország Tourist" by Tankcsapda is a powerful commentary on society's obsession with superficial values, material possessions, and the pursuit of status, while ultimately highlighting the emptiness and futility of such pursuits. The lyrics start off by addressing the listener directly, urging them to pay attention as the singer opens a bottle of wine. The singer then goes on to explain that though someone may be strong and powerful, they will not feel better if a bomb goes off in their car or they end up in legal trouble. The song warns against focusing solely on material possessions and status, as these do not bring true happiness or security.


The chorus of the song repeats the idea that if someone desires to go to hell, there is a door on the left for them, but if they have already paid for their ticket to the Szent-Péter szigetek (a reference to the pearly gates of heaven), then they will be treated to the best service possible. The bridge of the song switches to a plea to God to help navigate the right door to heaven, emphasizing the uncertainty and confusion that can come with trying to live a good life.


Overall, "Mennyország Tourist" is a critical analysis of societal pressures and the misguided notion of what it takes to lead a fulfilling life, delivered through fast-paced rock music and anthemic choruses.


Line by Line Meaning

Ülj le mellém
Take a seat next to me


Valamit mondok
I have something to say


Szomjas vagy látom
I see that you are thirsty


Egy üveg bort kibontok
I'll open a bottle of wine


Figyelj
Listen


Lehet, hogy nem vagy gyenge
You may not be weak


De ha a szívedbe szalad a penge
But if a knife pierces your heart


Attól nem érzed magad jobban
It won't make you feel better


Ha a kocsidban bomba robban
If a bomb explodes in your car


Tudom én, erős vagy persze
I know you are strong, of course


De ha a fejedben ott van a fejsze
But if an axe is in your head


Majd a fegyver csövébe nézel
Then you'll be staring down the barrel of a gun


Ott már semmire nem mégy pénzzel és
Money won't get you anywhere there


Hiába vagy gazdag
It's useless to be rich


Ha az égiek leszavaznak
If the heavens vote against you


A kocka, ha el van vetve
When the die is cast


Te meg a föld alá temetve
You'll be buried underground


Ott már hiába van ügyvéd
There's no use having a lawyer there


Aki a törvényektől megvéd
To protect you from the laws


Itt senki se golyóálló és
No one is bulletproof here


Ha szakad a védőháló
If the safety net breaks


A halálugrás végén a túlvilági TV-n majd
You'll be on the afterlife TV at the end of the suicidal jump


Majd rólad szólnak a hírek
Then the news will be about you


Veled van tele a sajtó
The press will be full of you


Aki a pokolra kíván jutni annak
Those who wish to go to hell


Balra a második ajtó
Take the second door on the left


De ha a Szent-Péter szigetekre már
But if you've already paid to go to Saint Peter's Islands


Be van fizetve az útja
And the way is paid for


Önnek a Mennyország Tourist
Heaven Tourist is at your service


A legjobb szolgáltatást nyújtja
Providing the best service


Mi Atyánk ki vagy a mennyekbe' mondd csak melyik ajtón menjek be?
Our Father in heaven, tell me which door to take?


Az emberek meg néznek
People are looking


Hogy az Isten a pénz lett
That money is like a god


Sorban nyílnak a bankok és
Banks are opening up one after the other


Az jelenti a rangot
That determines one's status


Hogy mennyire állat az autód
Based on how cool your car is


Mekkora mellű a nőd és hogy
How big your girlfriend's breasts are and


Meddig bírod feltekerni
How long you can keep the volume up


A kocsiban a hangerőt
In the car


É-é-é
Yeah


Melyik ajtón menjek be?
Which door should I take?


Én melyik ajtón menjek be?
Which door should I take?




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Laszlo Lukacs

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@bencsurazoltan4974

Sit next to me
I'll tell you something
You're thirsty, I see
I'm opening a bottle of vine

Listen..

You may not be weak
But if a blade pierces your heart
You won't feel any better
When a bomb explodes in your car
Sure, you're strong, I know
But with an axe buried in your head
Or facing a barrel hole
Money won't help you anymore and
All your wealth is in vain
If those in heaven vote you down
If the die is cast
And you're buried beneath the earth
You won't make any use of your lawyer
Who protects you from the law
Noone is bulletproof here
And if the safety net is tearing apart
At the end of the deadly jump you'll be on TV Otherworld

You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door on the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service

And...
You may not be a coward and
You might become the last man standing
But what good is life
If you need to run while living it
And even if you're as courageous
As a Roman gladiator
Who is harder than a rock
A spark might still suffice
At the end of a fuse and
You'll be on TV Otherworld

You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door on the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter
Our Father in heav'n, just tell me

And people just keep wondering
About money having become God
New banks are opened every day and
Ranks are determined by
How cool your car is
And how big the tits of your woman are and
How much you can turn up
The volume in your car
The volume in your car

A-a-a...
You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door to the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter
Our Father in heav'n, just tell me

Yeah
Sit next to me
I'll tell you something.

There you go you can at least understand this one.



@jony9945

ENGLISH LYRICS
Which actually rhyme for F's sake

[Intro]
Take a seat
I wanna share my thoughts
I see you're thirsty
Then this wine doesn't need a cork,
listen:

[Verse 1]
You may not be weak,
But when a blade stops your heartbeat,
You won’t feel any better,
When your car's blown up on the streets
Sure, you're strong like a bull
But when an axe sticks out' your skull,
Or when staring down the barrel
Money won’t get you out of there,
And, who cares that you're rich
When the heavens want you ditched,
When the dice is finally thrown,
And your chance at life is blown,
Then there’s no use for a lawyer,
Can't protect you from the attorney
No one’s bulletproof, you know
And when the safetynet’s torn down
When you end your own life's work,
on the Netherworld networks


[Ref.1 x1]
You will be there on the news,
And the press will love you to death,
Those heading straight to hell,
Take the second door to your left
But if to the Saint Peter Islands you’ve
Already reserved your pass,
For You, the Heaven Tourist
Will give it’s best services.


[Verse 2]
And...
You may not be the rabbit
And be the last one standing
But what is this life's worth
If you run to death from birth?
You might be brave and strong
Like a gladiator of Rome
Tough like a stone, yet
A spark can get you blown.
When the fuse is fully burnt, and
On the Netherworld Networks


[Ref.#1 x1]
You will be there on the news,
And the press will love you to death,
Those heading straight to hell,
Take the second door to your left
But if to the Saint Peter Islands you’ve
Already reserved your pass,
For You, the Heaven Tourist
Will give it’s best services.
 

[Ref .#2 x1]
Our Father which art in heaven
Tell me which door to choose?
Our Father which art in heaven
Tell me which door to choose?
Our Father which art in heaven
Tell me which door to choose?
Our Father which art in heaven,
Tell me!

 [Verse 3]
The commoners just wonder
How money became God on Earth
Banks are poppin' up strongly
And your worth is judged by only
Based on how beast's your ride
Or how buxom the chick you ride
And how can you amplify
The volume in your car
THE VOLUME IN YOUR CAR!


[Ref.#1 x1]
You will be there on the news,
And the press will love you to death,
Those heading straight to hell,
Take the second door to your left
But if to the Saint Peter Islands you’ve
Already reserved your pass,
For You, the Heaven Tourist
Will give it’s best services.


[Ref .#2 x1]
Our Father which art in heaven
Tell me which door to choose?
Our Father which art in heaven
Tell me which door to choose?
Our Father which art in heaven
Tell me which door to choose?
Our Father which art in heaven,
Tell me which door to choooose?
Tell me which door to choose?
Ye-eh
Tell me which door to choose?
Tell me which door to choose?
Yeah!


[Outro]
Take a seat
I wanna share my thoughts

[Credits]
Lyrics partially taken from
https://lyricstranslate.com
But that version sucks so I modified 80% of it



@bencsurazoltan4974

Sit next to me
I'll tell you something
You're thirsty, I see
I'm opening a bottle of vine

Listen..

You may not be weak
But if a blade pierces your heart
You won't feel any better
When a bomb explodes in your car
Sure, you're strong, I know
But with an axe buried in your head
Or facing a barrel hole
Money won't help you anymore and
All your wealth is in vain
If those in heaven vote you down
If the die is cast
And you're buried beneath the earth
You won't make any use of your lawyer
Who protects you from the law
Noone is bulletproof here
And if the safety net is tearing apart
At the end of the deadly jump you'll be on TV Otherworld

You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door on the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service

And...
You may not be a coward and
You might become the last man standing
But what good is life
If you need to run while living it
And even if you're as courageous
As a Roman gladiator
Who is harder than a rock
A spark might still suffice
At the end of a fuse and
You'll be on TV Otherworld

You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door on the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter
Our Father in heav'n, just tell me

And people just keep wondering
About money having become God
New banks are opened every day and
Ranks are determined by
How cool your car is
And how big the tits of your woman are and
How much you can turn up
The volume in your car
The volume in your car

A-a-a...
You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door to the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter
Our Father in heav'n, just tell me

Yeah
Sit next to me
I'll tell you something.



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