Mister Five By Five
The Andrews Sisters Lyrics


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Well twirl my turban, man alive
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Solid avoir dupois

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five
Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five

That man can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or goin'

Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five, Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Slightly plump and he can jump
'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five-feet-five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
Than'll he do from side to side





Mister Five, Mister Five, Mister Five
He be just little Mister Five by Five

Overall Meaning

The Andrews Sisters' "Mister Five By Five" is a playful song about a man who is five feet tall and five feet wide, hence the name "Mister Five by Five." The lyrics describe this mellow and hep cat with fifteen chins and a line of jive. The song also notes that Mister Five by Five doesn't shake it from head to toe but rather from side to side, emphasizing his impressive girth. Despite his size, Mister Five by Five is known to be able to jump it for a fat man, although the lyrics suggest that it's often unclear whether he's coming or going.


The song is a fun and playful ode to a larger-than-life character who clearly captures the attention of those around him. While the lyrics may not be particularly deep, they are certainly entertaining and speak to the power of personality, even in the face of physical size. The Andrews Sisters' upbeat harmony and catchy melody give the lyrics a whimsical energy that makes the listener want to dance along.


Line by Line Meaning

Well twirl my turban, man alive
Expressing surprise that Mister Five by Five is coming


Here comes Mister Five by Five
Introducing the character of Mister Five by Five


He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Describing Mister Five by Five's physique - big, fat and bouncy


Solid avoir dupois
Using a French term to imply Mister Five by Five's impressive weight


He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Mister Five by Five's measurements - he's short and wide


He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side
Reiterating that Mister Five by Five is as wide as he is tall


Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
Describing Mister Five by Five's appearance and demeanor - he has a lot of chins and speaks in a smooth, jazzy style


He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat He be Mister Five by Five
Reiterating Mister Five by Five's cool attitude


That man can really jump it for a fat man
Commenting on Mister Five by Five's impressive ability to jump despite his size


The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or goin'
Making a joke about Mister Five by Five's round shape - it's hard to tell which direction he's facing


He's slightly plump on the solid side
Describing Mister Five by Five's physique in a more positive/neutral way


Slightly plump and he can jump 'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat
Combining the previous two descriptions of Mister Five by Five


He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe Than he do from side to side
Reiterating that Mister Five by Five is as wide as he is tall


He be just little Mister Five by Five
Showing affection towards Mister Five by Five despite his size




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DON RAYE, GENE DE PAUL

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@solentbum

About 35 years ago , on impulse, I bought a Cassette tape of the Andrew Sisters to play on holiday trip in Scotland. After visiting the Site of the Battle of Bannockburn, and as we got into our car and opening the windows because of the heat, Mr Five by Five walked past just as this song came,, very loudly out of the speakers . It was difficult to contain our laughter.
The song still reminds me of that day.

@michaelleblanc7283

'Mr 5x5' was also the name of a B-17 shot down just N of Paris on 14 July 1943 - Target Le Bourget. The name was chosen because it applied to the pilot's physical attributes.Six of the crew managed to evade and four were made pows.

@hermconfirm7368

Interesting, what do you mean by ''Physical attributes'' though?

@themoveslist8279

@@hermconfirm7368 He probably had 15 chins, and maybe (just maybe) a line of jive.

@californiabrotherhood8114

Fallout 76 brought me here

@lovebug6822

Heard this song on the movie "Gangster Squad".

@genemorrison3100

Bro, I came from a movie called "FattyBlunt", ever heard of it?

@jaredquaglieri3731

This song was actually written about Kingpin in Into the Spiderverse

@galahad7494

inb4 fallout 76

@supercool1312

QuantumBlazar fallout 76 loves the andrew sisters, and tbh so do i

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