Courtin' in the Kitchen
The Clancy Brothers And Tommy Makem Lyrics


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COORTIN′ IN THE KITCHEN
Come single belle and beau, to me now pay attention
And love, I'll plainly show, is the divil′s own invention.
For once I fell in love with a damsel most bewitchin'
Miss Henrietta Bell, down in Captain Kelly's kitchen
Cho:
To my toora loora la, my toora loora laddy
Ri toora loora la, ri toora loora laddy.
At the age of seventeen, I was ′prenticed to a grocer
Not far from Stephen′s Green, where Miss Bell for tea would go, sir
Her manners were so free, she set me heart a-twitchin'
She invited me to tea, down in Captain Kelly′s kitchen.
Next Sunday bein' the day we were to have the flare-up
I dressed myself quite gay, an′ I frizzed and oiled my hair up
The Captain had no wife, he had gone out a-fishin'
So we kicked up high life, below-stairs in the kitchen.
Just as the clock struck six we sat down to the table
She served me tea and cakes --- I ate while I was able,
I ate cakes, drank punch and tea, till my side had got a stitch in
And the hours flew quick away, while coortin′ in the kitchen.
With my arms around her waist, I kissed ---she hinted marriage
To the door in dreadful haste came Captain Kelly's carriage!
Her looks told me full well that moment she was wishin'
That I′d get out to Hell, or somewhere far from the kitchen.
She flew up off my knees, full seven feet or higher
And over heads and heels, threw me slap into the fire
My new Repealers coat, that I′d bought from Mrs. Stichen
With a thirty-shilling note, went to blazes in the kitchen.
I grieved to see my duds, all besmeared with smoke and ashes
When a tub of dirty suds, right in my face she dashes.
As I lay on the floor, still the water she kept pitchin'
Till the footman broke the door, and marched into the kitchen.
When the Captain came downstairs, and seen my situation
In spite of all my prayers I was marched off to the station
For me they′d take no bail, tho' to get home I was itchin′
And I had to tell the tale of how I got in the kitchen.
I said she did invite me, but she gave a flat denial
For assault she did indict me, and I was sent for trial.
She swore I robbed the house, in spite of all her screechin'
And I got six months hard, for my coortin′ in the kitchen.
Recorded by Galvin - Irish Love Songs, Clancys




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Overall Meaning

The song "Courtin' in the Kitchen" tells the humorous story of a young man who falls in love with a charming woman named Miss Henrietta Bell. The singer, a grocer's apprentice, becomes infatuated with Miss Bell after she frequents his workplace for tea. They arrange to meet in Captain Kelly's kitchen for a Sunday rendezvous. As they enjoy their time together, the singer becomes increasingly enamored with Miss Bell, even dreaming of marrying her. However, their courting is abruptly interrupted when Captain Kelly returns home unexpectedly. This leads to a chaotic scene where Miss Bell forcefully throws the singer into the fire and ruins his clothes. Eventually, the situation escalates when the singer is arrested and sent to trial, accused of robbing Captain Kelly's house.


Line by Line Meaning

Come single belle and beau, to me now pay attention
Listen up, all you single ladies and gentlemen


And love, I'll plainly show, is the divil′s own invention.
I'll explain how love can be quite troublesome


For once I fell in love with a damsel most bewitchin'
I once became infatuated with a captivating young woman


Miss Henrietta Bell, down in Captain Kelly's kitchen
Her name was Henrietta Bell, and she worked in Captain Kelly's kitchen


Cho: To my toora loora la, my toora loora laddy Ri toora loora la, ri toora loora laddy.
Chorus: Sing along to the toora loora la, toora loora laddy


At the age of seventeen, I was ′prenticed to a grocer
When I was seventeen, I started working as an apprentice to a grocer


Not far from Stephen′s Green, where Miss Bell for tea would go, sir
I worked near Stephen's Green, where Miss Bell often went for tea


Her manners were so free, she set me heart a-twitchin'
She had such a charming personality that my heart fluttered


She invited me to tea, down in Captain Kelly′s kitchen.
She extended an invitation for me to have tea in Captain Kelly's kitchen


Next Sunday bein' the day we were to have the flare-up
We planned to have an exciting day next Sunday


I dressed myself quite gay, an′ I frizzed and oiled my hair up
I made myself look stylish and put a lot of effort into grooming


The Captain had no wife, he had gone out a-fishin'
Captain Kelly was not married and was out fishing


So we kicked up high life, below-stairs in the kitchen.
We enjoyed ourselves and had a great time in the kitchen


Just as the clock struck six we sat down to the table
When the clock hit six, we sat down at the table


She served me tea and cakes --- I ate while I was able
She offered me tea and cakes, and I happily indulged


I ate cakes, drank punch and tea, till my side had got a stitch in
I ate so much cake, drank punch and tea that I had a stomachache


And the hours flew quick away, while coortin′ in the kitchen.
Time passed by quickly as we flirted and enjoyed each other's company in the kitchen


With my arms around her waist, I kissed ---she hinted marriage
I kissed her while holding her waist, and she implied that she wanted to get married


To the door in dreadful haste came Captain Kelly's carriage!
Suddenly, Captain Kelly's carriage arrived at the door in a hurry


Her looks told me full well that moment she was wishin'
From her facial expressions, I could tell she wanted me to leave immediately


That I′d get out to Hell, or somewhere far from the kitchen.
She wanted me to leave the kitchen and go away, perhaps even to hell


She flew up off my knees, full seven feet or higher
She jumped up from my lap, reaching a height of at least seven feet


And over heads and heels, threw me slap into the fire
She tossed me forcefully, causing me to fall headfirst into the fire


My new Repealers coat, that I′d bought from Mrs. Stichen
My recently purchased Repealers coat, from Mrs. Stichen's shop, was ruined


With a thirty-shilling note, went to blazes in the kitchen.
The thirty-shilling note I spent on the coat was lost and completely destroyed in the kitchen


I grieved to see my duds, all besmeared with smoke and ashes
I felt sorrowful seeing my clothes covered in smoke and ashes


When a tub of dirty suds, right in my face she dashes.
To add insult to injury, she threw a tub of dirty soapy water in my face


As I lay on the floor, still the water she kept pitchin'
As I lay on the floor, she continued to pour water over me


Till the footman broke the door, and marched into the kitchen.
Eventually, the footman broke down the door and entered the kitchen


When the Captain came downstairs, and seen my situation
When Captain Kelly came downstairs and saw me in my sorry state


In spite of all my prayers I was marched off to the station
Despite my pleas, I was taken to the police station


For me they′d take no bail, tho' to get home I was itchin′
They refused to let me post bail, even though I desperately wanted to go home


And I had to tell the tale of how I got in the kitchen.
I was forced to recount the story of how I ended up in the kitchen


I said she did invite me, but she gave a flat denial
I tried to defend myself by saying she had invited me, but she outright denied it


For assault she did indict me, and I was sent for trial.
She accused me of assault, and I was summoned to stand trial


She swore I robbed the house, in spite of all her screechin'
She insisted that I had robbed the house, despite her loud protests


And I got six months hard, for my coortin′ in the kitchen.
As a result, I was sentenced to six months of hard labor for my flirting in the kitchen


Recorded by Galvin - Irish Love Songs, Clancys
This song was recorded by Galvin and can be found in the album 'Irish Love Songs' by the Clancy Brothers


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Writer(s): Tom Clancy, Pat Clancy, Tommy Makem, Liam Clancy

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@Edited6

Probably the most accurate lyrics I've seen on this channel. Still not very helpful for learning to sing along though.

Come single belle and beau unto me pay attention
Don't ever fall in love it's the Devil's own invention
For once I fell in love with a maiden so bewitchin'
Miss Henrietta Bell out of Captain Kelly's kitchen
CHORUS

With me too-ra-loo-ra-la, me too-ra-loo-ra-laddie
Me too-ra-loo-ra-la, too-ra-loo-ra-laddie
At the age of seventeen I was 'prenticed to a grocer
Not far from Steven's Green where Miss Henry used to go sir
Her manners were sublime, she set me heart a twitchin'
And she invited me to a hooley in the kitchen... Chorus

Next Sunday being the day we were to have the flare up
I dressed meself quite gay and I frizzed and oiled me hair up
The Captain had no wife and he had gone a fishin'
And we kicked up high life down below stairs in the kitchen... Chorus

Just as the clock struck six we sat down to the table
She handed tay and cake and I ate while I was able
I drank hot punch and tay till me side had got to stitchin'
And the hours passed quick away when you're courtin in the kitchen... Chorus

With me arms around her waist she slyly hinted marriage
To the door in dreadful haste came Captain Kelly's carriage
Her eyes down filled with hate and poison she was spittin'
When the captain at the door walked right into the kitchen... Chorus

She flew up off me knees full five feet up or higher
And over head and heels through me slap into the fire
Me new repealer's coat that I bought from Mr. Mitchell
With a twenty shilling note went to blazes in the kitchen... Chorus

I grieved to see me duds all smeared with soot and ashes
When a tub of dirty suds right in me face she dashes
As I lay on the floor the water she kept pitchin'
The footman broke the door and walked straight into the kitchen... Chorus

When the Captain came downstairs though he saw me situation
In spite all of me prayers I was marched off to the station
For me they'd take no bail but to get home I was itchin'
But I had to tell the tale how I came into the kitchen... Chorus

I said she did invite me but she gave a flat denial
For assault she did indict me and I was sent for trial
She swore I robbed the house in spite of all her screechin'
And I got six months hard for me courtin' in the kitchen... Chorus



@charliehalloween8835

Come single belle and beau, unto me pay attention
Don't ever fall in love, it's the devil's own invention
Once I fell in love with a maiden so bewitchin'
Miss Henrietta Bell out of Captain Kelly's Kitchen
Chorus:
With my tooral-ooral-I, and my tooral-ooral-addy
With my tooral-ooral-I, and my tooral-ooral-addy

At the age of seventeen, I was 'prenticed to a grocer
Not far from Stephen's Green, where Miss Henry used to go sir
Her manners were sublime and she set my heart a-twitchin'
And she invited me to a hooley in the kitchen

Chorus

Next Sunday being the day, we were to have the "flare-up"
I dressed myself quite gay and I frizzed and oiled my hair up
The captain had no wife, faith he had gone out fishin'
And we kicked up high life down below stairs in the kitchen
Chorus

With her arms around my waist, she slyly hinted marriage
To the door in dreadful haste, came Captain Kelly's carriage
Her eyes soon filled with hate and poison she was spittin'
When the captain at the door, walked right into the kitchen

Chorus
When the captain came downstairs, though he saw my situation
In spite of all my prayers, I was marched off to the station
For me they'd take no bail, but to get home I was itchin'
And I had to tell the tale how I came into the kitchen

Chorus

I said she did invite me, but she gave a flat denial
For a**ault, she did indict me and I was sent for trial
She swore I robbed the house in spite of all her screechin'
And I got six months "hard" for my courtin in the kitchen
Chorus



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@mgebi1

I still have many of my moms irish records. Some great music from my youth. Still love it🇮🇪☘️.

@turntablesrockmyworld9315

I still have old Irish Recordsfrom the late 60s/early 70s I grew up with.

@53wick

I never dreamed I would be able to hear these songs again. I didn't know who they were performed by. I only ever heard them because my uncle used to have a drop or two while playing the music at a good volume. I love this music and these artists. Thank you very much for sharing them .

@mekdivs

Unbelieveable tune, great for the sing alongs

@dixiewalsh9502

Jaysus Kevin ur not wrong

@Aint1S

Stumbled across this one... love it! I see why Irish people can hammer down pints, they have good music!

@Wilkins_Micawber

So many years since I bought this LP. I was such a fan of the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem. I believe I had all their records; I can’t be certain though. I still have them except one “In Concert at Carnegie Hall”, that went missing. However I managed to get a Pirate copy which I put on a CD.

@nmcg6639

I remember listening to this when I was a teen in the 60s. great stuff ,they are all gone!

@victortico1

What a great group of lads.

@dermotmahon2008

Great memories listening to this with my dad back in the day

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