Elvis Fucking Christ!
The Cramps Lyrics


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Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer space
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Bad luck'n'mack truckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Well the devil gave us Elvis
Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Thunder under Hell
Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult
O' some evil heart throb, like me:

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Overall Meaning

The Cramps's song Elvis Fucking Christ is a satirical parody of the rock n' roll music industry, using Elvis Presley as a symbol of its excesses and absurdity. The song opens with the singer waking up and discovering that a new rock star has been crowned at a big awards show, and laments that it should have been him instead. He then launches into a series of absurd boasts about his own greatness, claiming to be a 500-foot tall woman who runs an evil black mass, the captain of the cavalry, and the queen of outer space. As the song progresses, he rails against the devil who gave us Elvis, and celebrates the wild excesses of rock n'roll, drugs, sex, and demonseed.


The lyrics of Elvis Fucking Christ are full of tongue-in-cheek references to Elvis Presley, as well as other symbols of rock n'roll culture. The singer uses Elvis as a sort of shorthand for everything that is excessive and ridiculous about the music industry, from the chicken plucking and bronco bucking of country music to the sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace. The song also references other classic rock n'roll tropes, like the devil, drugs, and the idea of joining a "devil cult" to become an evil heartthrob.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
I woke up this morning in a state of shock and surprise.


Saw what the guy on TV said
I heard some news on the television that upset me.


The big rock awards
An event where rock artists are recognized and awarded for their achievements.


Crowned a brand new king
A new artist was officially recognized as the leader among the others.


It shoulda been me instead
I believe I have what it takes to be named the top rock artist.


Don't they know I'm:
I feel like I've been overlooked or not given the credit I deserve.


Elvis fuckin' Christ
I am a powerful and influential figure that deserves recognition.


Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
I am unpredictable and wild, ready to take on anything.


Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I am larger than life and dominate any space I occupy.


I run an evil big black mass
I am associated with dark and mysterious forces.


I got two brass globes, you got to admit
I am confident in my sexuality and my body.


My animal aplomb is vast
I possess a tremendous amount of self-assurance and charisma.


It's obvious:
It cannot be denied or questioned that I am an exceptional individual.


Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
I am tough, resilient and can handle anything thrown at me.


I'm the captain of the cavalry
I am a leader that inspires and commands respect and attention.


I'm the queen of outer space
I am a powerful and majestic force that is beyond comprehension.


I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
I am a participant in taboo and forbidden activities.


Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace
I am unafraid to reveal my vulnerability and sexuality.


Bad luck'n'mack truckin'
I have experienced hardships and challenges, but I can still overcome them.


Well the devil gave us Elvis
Elvis was a gift from Satan himself.


Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll
These are the three cornerstones of my identity and lifestyle.


Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Money, distortion, and harsh sounds are also important to me.


Demonseed and banshee hole
I am associated with supernatural and otherworldly beings.


Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Strange and inexplicable things happen around me.


Thunder under Hell
I am connected to the dark forces that reside in the underworld.


Trogglodynamite times seven
I am incredibly powerful, and my influence can be felt in every aspect of life.


Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah
I can cast spells and create mystical enchantments.


Yeah, you might go to Devry
You could pursue a traditional path of education and career.


Beauty school or get a job
Or you could choose to work in a job that values conventional appearance.


Or you might join a devil cult
Or you could join like-minded individuals that share a passion for the occult.


O' some evil heart throb, like me:
Or you could become a figure like me, who is revered and feared by all.


Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
I am eccentric and do things in a way that is unique and creative.




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