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The Dirty Denims Lyrics

I got a very good bargain, I bought it online
I purchased an item online at a great deal and thought I got a steal

It was really a steal, but I committed no crime
Although the item was a great deal, I didn't do anything illegal to obtain it

Almost too good to be true, cheap and like brand new
The item seemed almost unrealistically good and affordable, as if it were fresh out of the box

I should have known there was a catch because I bought it from you
In hindsight, I should have been suspicious of a hidden problem since I purchased it from you

But a few hours later... a really strange smell
Shortly after, I noticed an unusual odor coming from the item

And my brand new television had already gone to hell
To my dismay, the supposedly new television was already malfunctioning or damaged

You said you needed the money to buy a car
You gave me a reason, claiming that you required the funds to purchase a vehicle

But if I was dissatisfied, you wouldn't be far
You promised that if I was unhappy, you would be readily available to address my concerns

So I got on the phone, but you told me to stop
Feeling frustrated, I decided to call you, but you abruptly told me to end the conversation

You said it was my problem and hung up!?
You dismissed my complaints and hung up, suggesting that the issue was solely my responsibility

Too good to be true, I should have known better
The situation seemed too perfect, and I should have been more cautious

My money's gone, guess you thought: I'm gonna get her
You managed to deceive me and take my money, perhaps thinking you could easily exploit me

I really learned my lesson, but so did you
I certainly learned from this experience, but you also faced the consequences of your actions

You shouldn't mess with me, that much is true
It became evident that it's unwise to provoke or deceive me

This was your very last sell, cause when I saw your car
I realized this would be your final fraudulent transaction when I spotted your car

I cut the brakes, you didn't get real far
As an act of revenge, I sabotaged your vehicle by cutting the brakes, preventing you from going too far

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You promised a refund if dissatisfied

Yeah that's what you told me
Indeed, that's what you assured me

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You emphasized the guarantee of getting my money back

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You guaranteed a refund

Yeah that's what you told me
Certainly, that's exactly what you promised me

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You reiterated the assurance of receiving a refund

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You reiterated the guarantee of a refund

Yeah that's what you told me
Indeed, that's precisely what you informed me

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You reiterated the guarantee of a refund