Mister Magazine
The Knack Lyrics


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who hocks the headlines who sets the style
behind the deadlines behind the smile
he's the man digging dirt trying to keep himself clean
he's the pimp he's the prostitute mister magazine

where someone suffers he's always there
to make it rougher to foul the air
he's perfected the art of the vicious and mean
just a day at the office for mister magazine

conscience has he any (not much)
ideals no not many
only what a penny buys

remorse he can't feel it
his source won't reveal it
of course it's the public's right to buy it

i'll keep on praying there'll come a day
i hear them saying you've gone away
and we won't shed a tear as you're leaving the scene
it's a pleasure not knowing you mister magazine mister magazine

mister magazine
mister magazine
mister magazine




mister magazine
mister magazine

Overall Meaning

The Knack's song "Mister Magazine" is a sharp critique of the media industry and those who work within it. The lyrics describe the titular character as someone who "hocks the headlines" and "sets the style," but also digs up dirt and creates controversy just to keep readers interested. He's portrayed as both a pimp and prostitute - someone who sells both himself and his product to the highest bidder. The chorus repeats the phrase "Mister Magazine," hammering home the idea that the media industry is just one big machine that churns out content without any regard for morals, ethics, or the impact it might have on people's lives.


Throughout the song, The Knack makes it clear that Mister Magazine has no conscience, few if any moral ideals, and is only interested in the bottom line. "Remorse he can't feel it," they sing, "his source won't reveal it, of course it's the public's right to buy it." The final verse sees the band imagining a world in which Mister Magazine has disappeared, and they express the hope that they won't be shedding any tears over his departure.


In short, "Mister Magazine" is a blistering takedown of the media industry as a whole, taking aim at the greed, sensationalism, and lack of integrity that it often embodies.


Line by Line Meaning

who hocks the headlines who sets the style
He's the one who sells the attention-grabbing headlines and dictates what's considered stylish.


behind the deadlines behind the smile
Despite appearing friendly and professional, he's ruthless with tight deadlines and a cutthroat attitude.


he's the man digging dirt trying to keep himself clean
He'll go to any length to uncover gossip and controversy, all while pretending to maintain his own squeaky-clean image.


he's the pimp he's the prostitute mister magazine
His manipulation and exploitation of others in the name of selling magazines make him both the pimp and the prostitute.


where someone suffers he's always there
He thrives on the misfortunes and suffering of others and is quick to exploit them for his own gain.


to make it rougher to foul the air
He'll do whatever it takes to make a story more shocking, even if that means deliberately worsening someone's situation or spreading rumors.


he's perfected the art of the vicious and mean
He's a master at being cruel and malicious, using his power to trample over others in pursuit of his own success.


just a day at the office for mister magazine
This behavior has become so ingrained in his work that it's just business as usual for him.


conscience has he any (not much)
He lacks a strong moral compass, doing whatever is necessary to make a profit without much regard for its ethical implications.


ideals no not many
He doesn't hold many principles or values that guide his actions, being driven more by personal gain than anything else.


only what a penny buys
He's motivated primarily by money and willing to compromise his integrity to get it.


remorse he can't feel it
He's unable to feel regret or sorrow for the harm he's caused others, as he's too focused on advancing his career.


his source won't reveal it
He's careful to protect his sources, even if that means causing harm or spreading lies.


of course it's the public's right to buy it
He justifies his actions by claiming that the public has the right to know, even if that means sacrificing people's privacy, dignity or safety.


i'll keep on praying there'll come a day
The singer hopes for a day when Mister Magazine will no longer be in power or be able to cause harm.


i hear them saying you've gone away
The artist imagines a future where Mister Magazine is no longer relevant or successful.


and we won't shed a tear as you're leaving the scene
The people who have been harmed by Mister Magazine won't mourn his departure.


it's a pleasure not knowing you mister magazine mister magazine
The singer takes joy in the idea of Mister Magazine being gone and not having to deal with his destructive influence anymore.




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