Jump Through The Hoops
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Lyrics


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Wake up and shake myself out of bed again.
Shaking the day down in my head again.
It's up and out, rise and shine, on the double.
No time to slack, attack, and tackle the trouble.
Shake myself out of bed again.
No time to stop and assess, can't let it grind to a halt.
Can't stop and look at the mess and then find out it's my fault.
I can't stop for a single minute.
I know hell, well, I'm living in it.
No time to stop at all, I've got to jump through the hoops.
My job, well it's a nine to five nightmare.
I'm serving whiskey, stale wit and beer.
Come on in, how've you been? Have I met you?
What'll it be now, what can I get you?
My job, well it's a nightmare.
And every day from nine to five I'm there.
No time to stop and assess, can't let it grind to a halt.
Can't stop and look at the mess and then find out it's my fault.
I can't stop for a single minute.
I know hell, well, I'm living in it.
No time to stop at all, I've got to jump through the hoops.
Roll over, sit up and beg.
Well, I'd much rather lie down and play dead.
Here comes another hoop.
Holidays have got to be the worst.
I've seen so many I've got it well rehearsed.
Joy to the world, hark the hey, let me hear it.
Deck the halls, trim the tree, that's the spirit.
Holidays are not for me, chop down the tree.
They've got to be the worst.
I'm old and set in my ways, no stopping now, it's a shame.
But in my much younger days I'd stop and I'd take the blame.
I'm alright if I don't know and can't see.
I'll live in hell til the day that they plant me.
No time to stop at all, I've got to jump through the hoops.
Roll over, sit up and beg.
Well I'd much rather...lie down and play dead.




All over, so long my friend.
So long, all over, the end.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's song Jump Through The Hoops tell the story of someone who is dissatisfied with their life, particularly their job. They wake up every day with no time to stop and assess their situation or take responsibility for any messes they see, they just have to keep going no matter what. The singer describes their job as a "nine to five nightmare" where they serve drinks with a false sense of camaraderie. They can't stop for even a minute because life won't let them, so they have to keep jumping through the hoops that are placed in front of them. The song acknowledges that the holidays can be the worst, but even though the singer is old and set in their ways they keep going day after day, living in hell until the day they die.


Line by Line Meaning

Wake up and shake myself out of bed again
Can't afford to be lazy anymore, have to keep moving forward


Shaking the day down in my head and then
Trying to prepare for the day ahead, mentally


It's up and out, rise and shine, on the double
Have to get going quickly, no time to waste


No time to slack, attack, and tackle the trouble
Have to deal with problems head-on immediately, can't afford to wait


No time to stop and assess, can't let it grind to a halt
Can't let anything slow down or stop progress


Can't stop and look at the mess and then find out it's my fault
Can't afford to make mistakes or be blamed for any issues


I can't stop for a single minute
There's no time to rest, must always be on the move


I know hell, well, I'm living in it
The current situation is difficult and unpleasant to deal with


My job, well, it's a nine to five nightmare
The job is not enjoyable, and can be draining to work through each day


I'm serving whiskey, stale wit, and beer
Describing work as a bartender, serving customers drinks and engaging in small talk


Come on in, how've you been? Have I met ya?
Greeting customers in a friendly but routine manner


What'll it be now, what can I get ya?
Asking customers for their order or what they want to drink


No time to stop at all, I've got to jump through the hoops
Constant pressure and demands to meet expectations, navigating obstacles constantly


Roll over, sit up and beg
Describing the behavior of a trained animal, suggesting a lack of autonomy


Well I'd much rather lie down and play dead
Would prefer to not deal with the current circumstances and responsibilities


Holidays are not for me, chop down the tree
Holidays are not a source of joy or relaxation, and are often stressful


They've got to be the worst
Emphasizing how unpleasant holidays are


I'm old and set in my ways, no stopping now, it's a shame
Lamenting the inability to change or improve one's situation


But in my much younger days I'd stop and I'd take the blame
Reflecting on a time when they were more responsible and would deal with problems differently


I'm alright if I don't know and can't see
Ignorance is sometimes preferable and can make things easier to deal with


I'll live in hell, till the day, that they plant me
No end in sight for the current unpleasant situation, resigned to live with it until death


All over so long my friend
Suggesting that the end of life is the only way to escape the current struggles


So long all over the end
Repeating the idea that death is the only way to escape the difficulties of life




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Greg Stone

love the Bosstones!! this is the their best album!! thanks for posting!!

Dereck Santana

Greg . FUCK SHIT UP!

Daniel Shawn Lim

such an underrated song!

BrownsFan06

This shit brings back memories... beautiful memories! Haven't heard this in 15 yrs...

Flabtke316

Love that final ring off on the guitar. One of their best.

Jorday6600

I used to listen to this cd in the first car I ever had back when this album was relatively new. good memories..

Andreu Clavillé

Best song from the album and very powerfull and after 20 years still like me. Favourite album and song.

Jamie Schott

This was my anti-work song back when my rat race only consisted of delivering pizzas. I should have enjoyed those days more back then.

John_Wings

I love them so much !!

Edsel CM

i love this! how come youtube knows what I like???

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