Bully
The ODD Couple Lyrics

Give me a beat and listen to me Niggaz'll see I'm like the oilman cause I deliver your heat
I want you to give me a rhythm and listen to my lyrics. You will realize that I am like an oilman because I provide you with the heat or intensity of the song.

I didn't say you were gay, it's just that you're sweet And catch vibes on the westside of christopher street
I never said you were homosexual, but it's just that you emit vibrations that make people assume your sexuality. It is like being in Christopher Street, the place notorious for a gay community.

It's no wonder you wish you were me I ain't some type of bitch, who when he takes a piss sits on the seat
It is understandable that you admire me. I am not a weakling who sits on the toilet seat while peeing, unlike others who are inferior.

Cuz I suprise em every now and then with mystery meat (boh) Who's the clever kid who use his leverage as a rapstar to get into a coochies second lips
I am the guy who can surprise girls with unknown meat and become clever by using my influence as a rap star to get intimate with them.

Lou's new collections is smooth and effortless Like 2 screwing, sweaty chicks with lubed apendages
My new rap collections are incredible and smooth. It's like two sweaty females who have had sex, showing their lubricated private parts.

Whoever just is boos and nemesis Had rather move their settlement away in to a new development
Anyone who is a rival or enemy would prefer to relocate to a new residence because of the danger.

Cuz I'm not too intelligent to stoop to your level And you're so low down I'm shooting hoops wit the devil
I am not that smart to reach your intellectual level, but I am not that stupid to be beneath you. You are too low that even the devil is your companion.

In the school of hard knocks We're at the top of our classes Shit the bullies even kiss our asses Whether or not my report card passes class-clowns will tell you were the real smart-asses
We are the kings of the rugged school. We are even respected by bullies. Our report cards don't matter because the funniest students note that we are the true intellectuals.

We run shit and punch kids In their plump tummies, somebody is always on the run from me The abott's got detention, jay's on suspension And myself, I got expelled for snatching niggaz lunch money
We rule the school, and we beat up other students, punching them in the stomach. Someone is always trying to escape from me. The Abbott is in detention, Jay is suspended, and I am expelled because I steal people's lunch money.

Yo, I got sick inch for scotch about a fifth a shot Just as hot, as the burning in your sisters crouch Which is not why I never snick a snatch I rather flip the latch on the cabinet to you pops liquor stash
I enjoy drinking scotch, like a fifth of a shot, and it's hot like the burning sensation in your sister's vagina. But that's not why I never steal her purse. Instead, I open the cabinet and take your dad's liquor without permission.

Jay Love hit the hash like a coffee-shop spatula My fangs puncture a keg like a malt and hops dracula That's way I always sleep in the daylight, cause I creep in the late night Leaving victims leaking like drain pipes
Jay Love smokes hash like it's coffee on a spatula. I can bite open a keg of beer with my fangs like Count Dracula. That's why I sleep during the day and prowling at night to look for victims whom I leave bleeding like burst pipes.

People saying it ain't right But I can't help that I'm so damn selfish I got my hands on a female fans pelvis like I'm some bad Elvis Who's from a parallel universe
People disapprove of my actions, but I can't help being so selfish. I even touch a girl's pelvic region like I'm a notorious Elvis Presley from another world.

Give me some room to work And allow me to introduce the nerd to the dirt Cuz Lou's the worst type of jerk to dealing with he'll bruise you first physically then hurt your feelings bitch
I need some personal space to do what I do best, which is to ruin the life of a nerd. Lou is the worst type of person to deal with because he can physically harm you first and then damage you emotionally.

I've got a cult following, of so many young adults swallowing So many jameson flasks that it give em adult tolerance
I have a substantial cult following, including countless young adults who listen to my music. I even have fans who consume so many Jameson whiskey flasks, allowing them to develop a high alcohol tolerance.

I'm major in classes, on savorin asses With greater than average curves like antique vases and glasses And on the day the give me a masters I traded it faster than you can say vodka for a case of some ??
I am the best student in school when it comes to appreciating booty. The girls I hang around with have more curves and luscious bodies than antique vases and glasses. If I was given a master's degree, I would quickly trade it for a case of vodka.

Some say that a rapper is worth as much as he drinks Fuck what he thinks that's why I fill myself with suds like a sink
Some people believe that a rapper's worth is determined by how much he drinks. I don't care for their opinions, which is why I consume high volumes of beer like a sink filling with water.

So who's that guy in the dunce cap sitting in the back of class? And when the teacher walks by he's smacking her ass Cutting in the school storeline snatching your cash Pushing the smart kids ass in the trash Motherfucker I'm the bully And I'm coming 'round the corner I warn ya and now I'm rainen punches down on ya Y'all better head for the office Tell them to get your mummy to come and get you Because your tummy is nauseous
Who is that person wearing a cap in the last row? When the teacher passes by him, he hits or slaps her butt cheeks. He even cuts in front of other students in the school's store and steals their money. He also pushes smart kids' butts in the trash bin. Guess what? That's me, the bully who is coming your way to rain down punches on you. You better tell the office to call your mom since your stomach is upset or nauseous.