F**k California
The Presidents of the United States of America Lyrics

I'm in the mountains
I'm in a beautiful mountain range

They're so beautiful and crystal clear
The mountains are stunning and transparent

They scrape the clouds with their top
The mountains are tall enough to touch the clouds

And fuck California
But I still dislike California

And the air's so clear
The air is incredibly pure

I drink it in, it makes me drunk
Breathing in the fresh air makes me feel intoxicated

I fall down and fall asleep
The purity of the air is so relaxing it puts me to sleep

And fuck San Fransisco
Still don't like San Francisco though

I dream of some little evil land
I have nightmares about a dark and sinister area

With twisted cragily experiences
Filled with harsh and rocky experiences

Down below the Oregon Border
South of the Oregon border in California

Fuck San Bernardino
Still hate San Bernardino

I'm there in my dreams
I frequently dream of that place

I'm there in my nightmares
But my dreams are actually nightmares

And I got to sing about it all day long
So I express my feelings about it through music

Fuck Weed
I also dislike this place called Weed

You've been naked in the sunshine
Maybe you've experienced the sun while nude outside

You've been buried in the sand
Or maybe you've been covered in sand at a beach

You've been living on the fault line
Or perhaps you live near a fault line

In a chemical plant
Or maybe you work at a hazardous chemical plant

I've been pounding up and down I-5
I often travel on Interstate 5

Highway wander such a blast
Driving on the freeway is always fun

If only I could erase L.A.
I wish Los Angeles didn't exist

The trip wouldn't went so fast
Then my trip wouldn't have been so quick

Well, this city is so beautiful
Despite my dislike of California, this city is actually gorgeous

The clouds come out in the fall
Clouds are visible during the autumn season

And I love to see them back
And I adore seeing clouds in the sky

And fuck California
But I still don't like California in general

Even on a cloudy day
Even if the weather isn't great

The sun pokes through at the end
The sun still shines through the clouds eventually

To make a little sunset experience
Which creates a lovely sunset scene

Even though you're depressed
Even if you're feeling down

And fuck Santa Cruz
Still not fond of Santa Cruz either

Oh, I'm in Central Oregon now
Now I'm in the middle of Oregon

Driving my little blue tin can
In my small blue car

And I hear green onions sing
Listening to Green Onions by Booker T. & the MG's

And fuck Nevada
Even Nevada gets a 'fuck' from me at this point

Green onions on the little stereo
Continuing to listen to the song on the small music system

And I feel like I'm going the right way
And it feels like I'm headed in the correct direction

North way, north, north, north, north
Going straight up north

Yeah, keep goin' north, boys
Encouraging others to head north as well

All right
Okay

Sonic cookie on the outside
Eating a Sonic cookie

Pure frosting all alone
Just indulging in some frosting straight from the container

You've been fucking Winona Ryder
You may have had intercourse with Winona Ryder

She got crabs on your bone
And now you have pubic lice

The only good thing about California
The only thing I like about California

Is the band that I saw
Is the particular band that I went to see

They held their breath to shout out Supernova
During their performance, the band inhaled quickly to exclaim 'Supernova!'

They were playing in a shopping mall
The gig was in a mall