Howya Julia
The Saw Doctors Lyrics


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HOW'YA JULIA
(Moran/Carton)

How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one
How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one
Did you see yer one with Gay-bo, talkin' on the Late, Late Show
She was tellin' us about the things that happened long ago
How she loved the bishop and he loved her just as well
Only God knows will he go to Heaven or to Hell

He helped the starvin' millions and he got them food to eat
And the homeless Irish immigrants are livin' on the street
And when it came to singin' his repertoire was vast
He swore that he'd be celibate he slipped and broke his fast

Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now
Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now

Now when he was up in Galway takin' in the church collection
His lover must be busy writing down her recollections
Like was the poodle black or white and did the moon come out
I'll have to read this thing meself and find this matter out

When you think about his logic sure its cars that come to mind
Like the way he drove his Lancia to get to church on time
A twenty four hour ****** job I did one down in Tuam
He wasn't such a slow coach when he got her in the room

Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now
Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now

Oh the blind and faithful followers are worried and distraught
And the only thing that's botherin' them is that the poor man he got caught

Must be funny in the morning he'd be doin' the consecration
After nights of long and passionate, unbridled fornication
Sittin' in the chapel attendin' exposition
Dreaming Karma Sutra and his favorite position

How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one




How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one

Overall Meaning

The Saw Doctors' song Howya Julia is a humorous take on scandalous news that has reached Julia. Julia is asked how she is repeatedly before the lyrics delve into a story of a woman who went on television to talk about her past with the bishop. The song talks about how the bishop helped the poor and the homeless but had a secret love affair with a woman. The lyrics describe the woman's recollections of their relationship, including the bishop's logic and how he was good at driving. The song uses sarcasm and humor to convey the story of the bishop and his scandalous affair. The last lines suggest that the bishop's followers are worried, but the only thing distracting them is the news of his affair.


Line by Line Meaning

How ya Julia, how ya Julia
Greeting Julia and asking how she is doing


Did you see yer one with Gay-bo, talkin' on the Late, Late Show
Asking if Julia had seen her acquaintance on a TV show called Late, Late Show


She was tellin' us about the things that happened long ago
Her acquaintance was sharing about past events


How she loved the bishop and he loved her just as well
Her acquaintance was in a romantic relationship with a bishop


Only God knows will he go to Heaven or to Hell
Uncertainty about what will happen to the bishop after he passes away


He helped the starvin' millions and he got them food to eat
The bishop helped to feed millions of people who were starving


And the homeless Irish immigrants are livin' on the street
Irish immigrants are homeless and living on the streets


And when it came to singin' his repertoire was vast
The bishop had an extensive collection of songs he could sing


He swore that he'd be celibate he slipped and broke his fast
The bishop promised to remain celibate, but he had broken that promise


Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off with the nightie
Expressing shock and disbelief at the bishop's actions


Now when he was up in Galway takin' in the church collection
Recalling when the bishop was in Galway collecting money for the church


His lover must be busy writing down her recollections
The bishop's lover is possibly writing down memories of their relationship


When you think about his logic sure its cars that come to mind
The bishop's logical thinking is often associated with cars


Like the way he drove his Lancia to get to church on time
The bishop would drive his Lancia to attend church on time


A twenty four hour ****** job I did one down in Tuam
The singer did a 24-hour job in Tuam, possibly with sexual undertones


He wasn't such a slow coach when he got her in the room
The bishop was not slow when it came to engaging in sexual activity with his lover


Oh the blind and faithful followers are worried and distraught
The bishop's followers are deeply concerned about his actions


And the only thing that's botherin' them is that the poor man he got caught
The bishop's followers are troubled that the bishop was caught in his inappropriate actions


Must be funny in the morning he'd be doin' the consecration
The singer muses about how amusing it must be for the bishop to conduct a religious ceremony in the morning after engaging in sexual activity


After nights of long and passionate, unbridled fornication
The bishop and his lover engaged in passionate and uncontrolled sexual activity


Sittin' in the chapel attendin' exposition
The singer imagines the bishop sitting in a chapel attending a religious gathering


Dreaming Karma Sutra and his favorite position
The bishop may be daydreaming about the Karma Sutra, a text about human sexuality, and his preferred sexual position




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Jim

Oh the blind and faithful followers are worried and distraughtAnd the only thing that's botherin' them is that the poor man he got caught

This song is about a famous interview done by venerable talk show host Gay (Gay-bo) Byrne on he weekly talk show "The Late Late Show". The Late Late was broadcast live on one of Ireland's two TV channels and was a major cultural touchstone for Irish people. When the narrator in the song asks "Did you hear about yer one" it demonstrates how reasonable it would be to assume any random "Julia" in Ireland would have seen the interview.

The interview is of the lover of a famous Irish bishop named Eamon Casey. Widely regarded as an incredible man. Casey was known for a series of well thought out initiatives that helped the most vulnerable Irish people in the world.

When he "slipped and broke his fast" they're referring to how he fell in love with a woman and fathered a child with her whom he provided for. The chorus is a ribald distillation of all the jokes going around Ireland about the bishop having sex.

"Oh the blind and faithful followers are worried and distraught
And the only thing that's botherin' them is that the poor man he got caught"

refers to the fact that the people of Ireland could care less about him having sex with a woman. They're just sad that because he got caught that he was exiled to Brazil and he wouldn't be around to do his good works in Ireland any more.

The song finishes by bringing you back to the start and reminding you this is a conversation about the interview on The Late Late Show. The repetition of How ya Julia is to show that this conversation was repeated around Ireland by everyone and how it was the main topic of conversation for some time.