Terrible
The Tiger Lillies Lyrics

On Mondays murder children, little girls and boys
Every Monday, I take the lives of innocent children without a second thought.

I put my hands around their throats till they don't make a noise
I have no remorse as I strangle the life out of these helpless victims.

Tuesdays torture animals, pluck off small birds wings
On Tuesdays, I take pleasure in causing excruciating pain to animals, such as pulling the wings off of small birds.

Watch them as they bleed to death, then they don't sing
I enjoy watching these innocent creatures suffer as they slowly bleed out and die.

Wednesdays I defecate on the priest's front door
Each Wednesday, I leave my excrement on the doorstep of a religious figure, simply because I can.

If the priest he does complain, I just do it some more
Even if the priest were to confront me about my actions, I would continue to commit this vile act without hesitation.

Thursdays I Molatov the local orphans home
On Thursdays, I take pleasure in burning down an orphanage, and laughing as the helpless children burn alive.

Love those little orphans, charred down to the bone
I delight in the suffering of the innocent, and take joy in their agony as they burn to a crisp.

I'm terrible, terrible, shouldn't be allowed
I am aware that my actions are repugnant and unspeakable, and I should not be allowed around decent society.

To sing my songs of filth to a decent crowd
Even my music is a reflection of my depravity, and has no place in civil society.

On Fridays sodomize tender virgin nuns
Every Friday, I take pleasure in sexually assaulting innocent nuns.

Tie them up, leer at them, and then I have my fun
I enjoy inflicting physical and mental pain on these pure and vulnerable women.

Saturdays I stand and sing my sad, sad, sick, sick songs
On Saturdays, I perform my depraved songs to anyone willing to listen, often attracting individuals of similar character.

To anyone who listen, who in the head is wrong
My music is a magnet for those who share my twisted views and enjoy my sadistic themes.

Sundays, Sundays, the day I love the best
Sunday is my favorite day to commit heinous acts, as it is a day of rest for most people and I can cause chaos undisturbed.

Rape, murder, pillage while other people rest
I take advantage of the peacefulness of Sundays to indulge in my most depraved desires, such as raping, murdering, and pillaging.

But when I do offend someone it makes me feel so proud
Even though I know my actions are wrong, causing offense to others gives me a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment.