Diddle-Bot
The Trucks Lyrics


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i was feeling kinda lonely so i went to the store
picked you up for a couple of bucks and walked out the door.
well, diddle bot, he's not your average joe,
he's got three different speeds-
slow fast and go, go go GO GO!

you, i found you in longview
you're smooth metallic blue
you've got me in the mood
you love me through and through
you make me feel brand new,
i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!

i didn't expect to find my tits against the wall
and your monotone drone didn't phase me at all
i was kinda dissappointed cause you promised me lunch
but all i got was a diddle-bot donkey punch!

you, i found you in longview
you're smooth metallic blue
you've got me in the mood
you love me through and through
you make me feel brand new,
i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!

(robot voice: )




baby, show me what you got-
turn my knobs, fill up my slot.

Overall Meaning

The Trucks' song "Diddle-Bot" is a playful and humorous ode to a sex toy. The singer of the song is feeling lonely and decides to buy a sex toy. She finds "smooth metallic blue" diddle-bot in a store and buys it for a "couple of bucks." The diddle-bot is not an ordinary sex toy; it has three different speeds - slow, fast, and "go-go-go." The singer falls in love with the diddle-bot, and it makes her feel "brand new." However, things take a turn when the singer finds her "tits against the wall," and the "monotone drone" of the diddle-bot fails to please her. She is disappointed that the diddle-bot promised her lunch but only gave her a "donkey punch."


The lyrics of "Diddle-Bot" use playful and silly language to describe the singer's interactions with the sex toy, making it a humorous song. The repetition of the phrase "you, I found you in Longview" adds to the silly nature of the song. The robot voice creeps in towards the end of the song, asking the singer to "show me what you got" and "turn my knobs, fill up my slot." The song is a lighthearted take on the often-taboo subject of sex toys and adds a touch of humor to it.


Line by Line Meaning

i was feeling kinda lonely so i went to the store
The singer was lonely and decided to go to the store


picked you up for a couple of bucks and walked out the door.
The singer purchased a product, presumably the Diddle-Bot, for a low price and left the store


well, diddle bot, he's not your average joe,
The Diddle-Bot is not an ordinary product


he's got three different speeds-
The Diddle-Bot has three different speed settings


slow fast and go, go go GO GO!
The speed settings for the Diddle-Bot are slow, fast, and very fast


you, i found you in longview
The singer found the Diddle-Bot in Longview


you're smooth metallic blue
The Diddle-Bot is a smooth shade of metallic blue


you've got me in the mood
The Diddle-Bot has aroused the artist's sexual desire


you love me through and through
The Diddle-Bot provides a fulfilling sexual experience for the artist


you make me feel brand new,
The Diddle-Bot provides a refreshing sexual experience for the artist


i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!
The singer hopes to reciprocate the pleasure provided by the Diddle-Bot


i didn't expect to find my tits against the wall
The artist did not expect to be sexually engaged in such a rough manner


and your monotone drone didn't phase me at all
The robotic sounds of the Diddle-Bot did not bother the singer


i was kinda dissappointed cause you promised me lunch
The singer expected more from the Diddle-Bot than just sexual pleasure


but all i got was a diddle-bot donkey punch!
The singer received rough sexual treatment from the Diddle-Bot


baby, show me what you got-
The artist is appealing to the Diddle-Bot for sexual pleasure


turn my knobs, fill up my slot.
The artist is instructing the Diddle-Bot on how to provide sexual pleasure




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