Astley In The Noose
The Wonder Stuff Lyrics


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Oh, Astley in the noose
He hasn′t got a use
But he's trying
Trying to be someone
Trying to take like a man if you can
Sing an old song

Well, I get back to the rope
Wash your mouth out with soap
And if you must sing
Sing an oldie
But sing it quickly
Oh spare me

Don′t beg, don't beg
I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me
Don′t beg, don′t beg
I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me

Oh, Astley, it′s the truth
My patience's at its roof
It′s at its ceiling
It's just this feeling
That given half a choice
A life without your voice seems more appealing

Don′t beg, don't beg
I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me
Don′t beg, don′t beg
I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me

But don′t take this to heart
It's all to do with art and entertainment
I sing this lament
But from you and from your peers
It′s abuse to both me ears
I rest my case here

Don't beg, don′t beg
I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me
Don't beg, don′t beg
I wouldn′t kill you even if you paid me

Don't beg, don′t beg
I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me
Don′t beg, don't beg
I wouldn′t kill you even if you paid me

(Did anybody like it)




(Do you think it might offend him)
(Who cares)

Overall Meaning

The Wonder Stuff's song Astley In The Noose tells the story of an individual named Astley who is seemingly in a desperate position. The lyrics describe Astley as being in a noose, which is symbolic of being in a very precarious and dangerous situation. The first few lines suggest that Astley feels useless and is trying to find a way to be important or make a name for himself. The lyrics "trying to take like a man if you can" emphasize that Astley is trying to be tough and brave, even though he knows he is in a vulnerable position.


Further on in the song, the lyrics express the singer's frustration with Astley's situation. The lines "My patience's at its roof, it's at its ceiling, it's just this feeling" suggest that the singer is annoyed and impatient with Astley and feels like his predicament is getting to be too much. The lyrics also imply that the singer believes Astley's voice is something he could do without, as he says "A life without your voice seems more appealing." Throughout the song, the repeated refrain "Don't beg, don't beg, I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me" suggests that Astley is begging for his life, and the singer is trying to convey that he doesn't have any ill intentions towards him.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh, Astley in the noose
Astley is in a difficult situation, possibly metaphorically represented by being in a noose


He hasn't got a use
Astley does not have a clear purpose or value


But he's trying
Despite this lack of purpose, Astley is making an effort


Trying to be someone
Astley is striving to establish his identity and status


Trying to take like a man if you can
Astley is attempting to deal with his challenges in a mature and self-sufficient way


Sing an old song
The singer advises Astley to perform a familiar or classic tune


Well, I get back to the rope
The singer returns to the metaphor of the noose or difficult situation


Wash your mouth out with soap
The artist is exasperated with Astley's efforts and urges him to clean up his act


And if you must sing
The artist acknowledges that Astley is a singer but suggests he should be careful


Sing an oldie
The artist repeats the advice to perform a classic or familiar tune


But sing it quickly
The singer desires to end or move on from Astley's performance


Oh spare me
The artist is tired of Astley's efforts and wishes for relief or a break


Don't beg, don't beg
The singer insists that Astley should not plead or request leniency


I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me
The singer emphasizes that they are not out to harm Astley, even if he annoys them


Oh, Astley, it's the truth
The singer reveals that they are being honest with Astley


My patience's at its roof
The artist's level of tolerance has reached its limit


It's at its ceiling
The artist's patience cannot be stretched any further


It's just this feeling
The singer is explaining their emotional reaction to Astley's performance


That given half a choice
The singer is considering a hypothetical situation


A life without your voice seems more appealing
The artist implies that they would prefer Astley not to sing at all


But don't take this to heart
The artist is trying to soften the blow of their criticism


It's all to do with art and entertainment
The artist is suggesting that their criticism is related to Astley's profession as a performer


I sing this lament
The singer expresses this criticism in the form of a melancholic song


But from you and from your peers
The artist is pointing out that Astley is not the only one to blame


It's abuse to both me ears
The singer emphasizes that Astley's singing is unpleasant to them


I rest my case here
The singer has made their point and concludes their argument


Did anybody like it
The singer questions if anyone enjoyed Astley's performance


Do you think it might offend him
The artist is curious if their criticism might upset Astley


Who cares
The artist dismisses the possibility of upsetting Astley and does not seem to care




Writer(s): Martin Richard Gilks, Miles Stephen Hunt, Malcolm Roy Treece, Robert Jones

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