Tom Scharpling (born February 9, 1969) is an American comedian, television … Read Full Bio ↴Tom Scharpling (born February 9, 1969) is an American comedian, television writer, producer, music video director, and radio host. He is best known for hosting the weekly Internet radio call-in comedy program The Best Show with Tom Scharpling (formerly The Best Show on WFMU), the voice of Greg Universe in the animated series Steven Universe and for acting as a writer/executive producer for the TV show Monk.

Scharpling was also noted as a writer on Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!. Beginning in 1999, he released six albums with comedy partner Jon Wurster under the moniker Scharpling & Wurster.

Let Me Drive My Van
Tom Scharpling Lyrics

I know I'm not that tall
I know I'm not that smart
But let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heart

I know I'm not that rich
I'm trying to get my start
So let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heart

And if we look out of place
Well, baby, that's okay
I'll drive us into outer space
Where we can't hear what people say

I know I don't have a plan
I'm working on that part
At least I've got a van
So let me drive my van into your heart

Let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heart

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management

Written by: Aivi Tran, Nick Demayo, Rebecca Sugar, Steven Velema

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