Silent Night/Xmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
Tom Waits Lyrics


Hey Charlie, I'm pregnant
Living on 9th Street
Right above a dirty bookstore
Off Euclid Avenue
I stopped taking dope
And I quit drinking whiskey
And my old man plays the trombone
And works out at the track

He says that he loves me
Even though its not his baby
He says that he'll raise him up
Like he would his own son
And he gave me a ring
That was worn by his mother
And he takes me out dancin'
Every Saturday night

Hey Charlie, I think about you
Every time I pass a fillin' station
On account of all the grease
You used to wear in your hair
I still have that record
Of Little Anthony and The Imperials
But someone stole my record player
Now how do ya like that?

Hey Charlie, I almost went crazy
After Mario got busted
I went back to Omaha
To live with my folks
But everyone I used to know
Was either dead or in prison
So I came back to Minneapolis
This time I think I'm gonna stay

Hey Charlie, I think I'm happy
For the first time since my accident
I wish I had all the money
We used to spend on dope
I'd buy me a used car lot
And I wouldn't sell any of 'em
I'd just drive a different car every day
Dependin' on how I feel

Hey Charlie, for chrissakes
Do you want to know the truth of it?
I don't have a husband
He don't play the trombone
I need to borrow money
To pay this lawyer
And Charlie, hey
I'll be eligible for parole
Come Valentine's Day


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Written by: Tom Waits

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Beezegneeze

I feel that
it is important here
to remember
that people laugh
when they are uncomfortable.

Thank you Tom,
for making me uncomfortable.

I hope she got her parole
and found some peace
in that
silent night.



Rabih Bourji

(Rab zainab 3a rab tom waits)
Hey Charlie, I'm pregnant and living on 9th Street
Right above a dirty bookstore off Euclid Avenue
And I stopped takin' dope, and I quit drinkin' whiskey
And my old man plays the trombone and works out at the track

[Verse 2]
He says that he loves me even though it's not his baby
He says that he'll raise him up like he would his own son
And he gave me a ring that was worn by his mother
And he takes me out dancin' every Saturday night

[Verse 3]
And hey Charlie, I think about you every time I pass a fillin' station
On account of all the grease you used to wear in your hair
And I still have that record of Little Anthony and the Imperials
But someone stole my record player--now, how do you like that?

[Verse 4]
Hey Charlie, I almost went crazy after Mario got busted
I went back to Omaha to live with my folks
But everyone I used to know was either dead or in prison
So I came back to Minneapolis, this time I think I'm gonna stay

[Verse 5]
Hey Charlie, I think I'm happy for the first time since my accident
I wish I had all the money we used to spend on dope
I'd buy me a used car lot, and I wouldn't sell any of 'em
I'd just drive a different car every day, dependin' on how I feel

[Verse 6]
Hey Charlie, for chrissakes, if you want to know the truth of it
I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone
I need to borrow money to pay this lawyer, and Charlie, hey
I'll be eligible for parole come Valentine's day



Matthew Jobe

"Charley I think I'm happy for the first time since my accident.

I wish I had all the money we used to spend on dope.

I'd buy me a used car lot, but I wouldnt sell any of them.

I'd just drive a different car each day, depending on how I feel."

That is the best bbn line in music I've ever heard lyric wise ever. It's perfect. The man established the character flawlessly and then throws this in. I feel, we all cant help but feel for this hooker in Minneapolis after this line.

The best line in music history IMO. Bob Dylan and Townes Van Zandt cant find that perfect place to put those lyrics. Tom Waits did effortlessly.



louka donz

Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in Heavenly peace
Sleep in Heavenly peace

Silent night, Holy night
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Hallelujah
Christ, the Savior is born
Christ, the Savior is born

Silent night, Holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from thy Holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth



All comments from YouTube:

Gnarwhal89

I show my friends this and they usually can’t take it seriously…they act like it’s a joke. To me, this is one of the most beautiful performances I’ve seen.

TurtlePower

People that don’t hear the heartbreak in this should be considered lucky; as they’ve never experienced the pain and loss that would make them feel the weight of this. Can only consider them lucky.

Drew London

You need new friends if they can't appreciate the amazing talent of Tom Waits and the true feeling of this performance

Isahiyella

It is a joke, until the knife goes in at the end. You could hear a pin drop when he closes with Silent Night.

anonymous anonymous

Your friends like some of my family, in-laws, are, out to lunch. To not, "dig" this poignant lyric, this, "talking blues" - what a shame- Tom is an artist of the highest order- inimitable- that alone is a rare quality in days of mass cloning, same, same, same, blah, blah, blah...Namaste

anonymous anonymous

Only regret regarding this "gorgeous" song- Marianne Faithfull never covered it...

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Sean Mitchell

The most profund thing about this performance is as a 31 year old sober recovering heroin addict (8 years clean) I know the person he's telling this story about. I've loved and been loved by this person. I've been this person. The person telling a story of how life could be then by the end admitting it's not at all together like we just stated. The brutal honesty in this piece of art is really something else. I've lived this song. Anyone else who fought And survived addiction knows exactly what I mean.

Johnny P

👍 More power to you 👍

cahillgreg

Stay strong & merry xmas

Melody LaPier

I've loved this person too. Still love them. Always will. I like to call myself a survivor of addiction as well. The hell I've lived through because I love an addict almost broke me. It brought me to that rock bottom that addicts are supposed to have to hit before they're able to turn themselves around, before they're able to save themselves. That rock bottom never comes for an addict. It swallows up everyone who loves them, everyone they say they love, yet they keep going. My rock bottom is what it took for that person I love to stop. He's now married, has a great career & is the father of 2 beautiful little girls. That's all I ever wanted for him.

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