Toxic Lipstick are the hottest chix in grade 9, so u better bring a spare p… Read Full Bio ↴Toxic Lipstick are the hottest chix in grade 9, so u better bring a spare pair of undies in case u cream your good ones!!!!
These ca-razy teens are emotional and hard hitting, with matching uniforms and voices that harmonise perfectly. Often they tear their uniforms off at exactly the same time to reveal amazing rock eisteddfod-esque costumes underneath. This move is generally busted just before the girls drop le bass.
Most people are all too aware of the fact that Toxic Lipstick are professional athletes who are unafraid to bust BITCHEN dance moves right in your face. In light of this astounding information, certain jealous types have reverted to the spreading of vicious rumours about the girls. For instance, it is purported Toxic Lipstick is no more than a front for failed early 90's psy trance band 'Sexual Acid and the Phfat Tits' in a desperate bid to relaunch their non existant career. Anyone who believes this cruel lie must surely be wasted on premium triple dipped brown acid, as the girls were only born in the early 90's, boasting the same age as Nikki Webster.
Toxic Lipstick are still chillin' in grade 9 at Poxy Avenue State High, but that hasn't stopped them from releasing the DOPEST album (as voted by ravers on the party island Ibiza) of 2005...'When the Doves Cry'. The only thing that can be said of this seminal album is that it is definitely hotter than Drazic. So go on, don't be shy. Make Toxic Lipstick your favourite band eva, and don't forget...these sluzza's have hott rax which they are unafraid to use.
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Slip Slop Slap
Toxic Lipstick Lyrics

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Slam a goanna up yr gash
You festy fuckin′ skage
Yr wombat cracked a fat and he jizzed onto me leg

Hold on to yr chokos
Cuz' yr roo just dropped a poo
She flopped her flaps out of her pouch
And slopped em on me shoe

Slip slop slap
Or we′ll slit our sloppy slots
Slip slop slap cuz' the buck stops here

Me dingo ate yr baby but yr baby was a fuck-up
She shit into my damper
And she burnt my bushells cuppa
She waltzed with my Matilda
Then she fucked her in the anus
She filled it up with fire ants
And fuckin' tried to blame us

Slip slop slap

Or we′ll slit our sloppy slots
Slip slop slap cuz′ the buck stops here

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Slip Slop Slap" by Toxic Lipstick are intentionally vulgar and provocative, featuring crude and offensive language focused on Australian animals and regional slang. The song uses these shocking phrases to comment on themes of cultural identity and self-preservation. The chorus, "Slip slop slap, or we'll slit our sloppy slots," is a reference to a famous Australian public health campaign that encouraged people to wear sunscreen and protective clothing to prevent skin cancer. The band twists this message to suggest that without protection, their Australian identity and way of life could be endangered.

The verses themselves feature a litany of grotesque and disturbing images, including references to sexual acts with animals and scatological humor. The language used is intentionally coarse and profane, meant to shock listeners into paying attention to the song's message. The use of animal imagery also underscores the band's commitment to preserving their Australian identity and culture. The chorus serves as a reminder that without taking care of oneself (in this case, protecting oneself from the sun), one's way of life could be in danger.

Line by Line Meaning

Slam a goanna up yr gash
Insert a lizard into your genitals

You festy fuckin' skage
You disgusting and repulsive person

Yr wombat cracked a fat and he jizzed onto me leg
Your wombat got excited and ejaculated on my leg

Hold on to yr chokos
Be prepared for anything

Cuz' yr roo just dropped a poo
Because your kangaroo just defecated

She flopped her flaps out of her pouch
She exposed her genitalia outside of her pouch

And slopped em on me shoe
And it landed on my shoe

Slip slop slap
Protect yourself from the sun

Or we'll slit our sloppy slots
Or we'll get serious sunburns

Slip slop slap cuz' the buck stops here
Protect yourself from the sun because it's up to you to take care of yourself

Me dingo ate yr baby but yr baby was a fuck-up
My wild dog killed your child but your child was troubled