Fantasy
Twiztid Lyrics

Baby, you don't know me, but I'm crazy
I'm a bit eccentric and odd, but you don't really know me.

'Cause I like comic books, toys and freaky ladies
I enjoy unconventional things like comics, toys, and quirky women.

And you can never fade me at all
You can't bring me down or change me.

Even if you're coming out of your panties and bra
Even if you're trying to seduce me, I won't be easily swayed.

I been taught and I been played, it's all the same
I've been through the dating game and it's all just a cycle.

And that's why they call it a game and me a loser
Dating is often seen as a game, and I'm often considered the loser.

I like subtle bitches who like to fuck rough
I prefer women who are relatively low-key but enjoy rough sex.

Not thug bitches who just like to just make love
I'm not attracted to women who are aggressive and only want to have gentle sex.

You're just too confused
You seem uncertain or unsure about what you want.

And maybe you been abused
It's possible you've been mistreated or harmed in the past.

But who am I to critique
I'm not one to judge or criticize you.

The dudes you let up in you
The men you've slept with or been intimate with.

I know who I am
I have a strong sense of self-identity.

Do you know who you are
Do you have a clear sense of self-identity?

And would you really have the hots for me
Do you truly find me attractive and desirable?

If I wasn't a rap star
Would you still be interested in me if I wasn't a famous rapper?

I'm an underground provider of the carnival speech
I'm a rapper who specializes in obscure or unconventional topics.

To get you so hot you flash your titties and peach
My music can be so arousing that you might show off your body.

You say you rub your soft spot when you thinking of me
You've admitted to masturbating while thinking of me.

Well add two more fingers and go deeper into your fantasy
You should be more bold and explore your sexual fantasies even further.

How bad you want it, let me see
Show me how much you desire me sexually.

I see girls like you all the time
I often encounter women with similar behavior or desires.

They act like they want to be mine
They seem to express interest in being with me.

They act like once they get what they want
Once they've achieved what they desire, they may have no further interest.

'Cause fucking with me is like fucking with a gin-su
Being involved with me is unpredictable and potentially harmful.

I'm not the candy and flowers type that you're use to
I'm not the typical romantic partner you might be accustomed to.

To damn near die to try to impress or amuse you
People may go to extremes to try to please me or make me happy.

And all you see is the paint and the contacts
You may be drawn to my appearance, including my makeup and colored contacts.

And hear a couple of bomb raps
You may be impressed by my musical talent and lyrical skills.

And then you're like, where Paul at
You may be interested in me because of my music, but you don't truly know who I am.

And I don't even see how you could get a picture of me on the internet
I'm not sure how you could find a photo of me online.

I guess with the fame
My notoriety may have contributed to my online presence.

It'll make it look like we ever met
The internet may create a false impression that we've met in person.

It'll take another guess maybe 'cause you're crazy
Perhaps you're just a bit unstable, which might explain your behavior.

And lady I ain't even trying to be playing with
I'm not interested in messing around or playing games with you.

And plus I'm probably everything you'd expect
I'm likely exactly what you would anticipate based on my persona and music.

And you'll probably just want to go and get married instead
You may be looking for a long-term commitment rather than casual sex.

And you'll probably just be the craziest bitch I ever met
You might be the most unstable or unpredictable woman I've ever encountered.

And I'll probably end up in jail for abusing your neck once again
I may hurt you during sex and end up in trouble with the law.

If I was working at your local record store
If I had a more typical job at a music store, for example,

Would you still want to be my little whore
Would you still find me sexually attractive and be willing to have casual sex?

I got bitches telling me they hear I got a pretty dick
Women sometimes tell me they find me physically attractive, specifically my penis.

Aside from that and the fat kid tits, that's my assets
My physical attributes that are attractive to women are my penis and my chest.

A few more reasons to make you lick your lips
These features might make you sexually aroused or excited.

Imagining you're deep throating my pretty chubby thickness
The thought of you performing oral sex on me might be a turn-on for both of us.

Would you be feeling me
Would you be attracted to me sexually?

If I was serving you burgers and fries
If I had a job working at a fast food restaurant,

Chocolate shakes and promotional apple pies
Serving food and drinks like chocolate shakes and apple pies.

Or just drying your ride at the local car wash
If I worked at a car wash and was just drying off your vehicle.

Some how I imagine my digits
I believe my phone number

Would have been lost in the sauce
You probably wouldn't be interested in me if I had a menial job like that.

That will turn a good girl into a freaky deaky slut
Perhaps my sexual prowess could turn a reserved woman into a more uninhibited one.

Or maybe it's because you're crazy sitting in the dark
Perhaps you're just a bit unstable, which could explain your attraction to me and my music.

With headphones like we're never apart
You may be listening to my music a lot and feeling a strong connection with me.

And on that note I'm going to see you when you're dreaming
I might visit you in your dreams, figuratively or literally.

Thinking of me and just feining
You may be craving me and my sexual prowess in your subconscious mind.