Star Dust
Twiztid Lyrics

I'm not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message
The singer is not currently present and requests a message from the caller.

Tell me what the fuck is goin on, Alright peace.
The singer wants to be informed about the current situation.

Oh my god, I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit
The singer had a dream that has a significant impact on them.

Called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change
The dream featured a product named 'Stardust.' The artist thinks they can revolutionize the world with this product.

The world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our
The artist thinks they can be as successful as Ron Popeil, who was famous for his infomercial products.

Commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this
The singer sees the potential for widespread success with this product.

Shit is fuckin'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking
The singer is excited about the commercial potential of 'Stardust.' They mention a person named Lavel who called about a place to stay and killing his mother.

About a place to stay or something? I think he said
The artist is somewhat distracted by the phone call they received earlier about Lavel.

He's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog.
The artist is concerned about Lavel's behavior and wants to discuss it further.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat
The artist is inviting the audience to sit and listen.

I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need
The singer is confident in the usefulness of 'Stardust.'

This product I have right here, is small and light in weight
The artist is describing the physical characteristics of 'Stardust.'

And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase
The singer is explaining the convenient storage capabilities of 'Stardust.'

We're not sure just what it does
The singer admits uncertainty about the effects of 'Stardust.'

But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us
Despite not knowing what 'Stardust' does, the singer has received positive feedback from clients.

"If it wasn't for this here product and so on...."
Clients have credited 'Stardust' for helping them in some way.

Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on
The artist has received many letters from satisfied customers.

It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself
'Stardust' is so amazing that it practically sells itself, according to the singer.

If you got problems in life, this here product can help
The singer believes that 'Stardust' can solve any problem.

This opportunity is golden, I'm holding in my hand
The artist thinks that selling 'Stardust' presents a great opportunity.

The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two
'Stardust' is the key to a new and better life, according to the artist.

And been compelled by the product
People are interested in buying 'Stardust.'

And intrigued, about what it can do for you
People are curious about the benefits of 'Stardust.'

Honest, it's the last case I got, and when they're gone, they're gone
The artist has a limited supply of 'Stardust' and wants people to buy it before it's gone.

Take a chance with stardust, it'll fix whatever's wrong
The singer is encouraging people to try 'Stardust' because it can fix anything that's wrong in their lives.

It only cost what you're spending on it
Buying 'Stardust' is a good investment, according to the singer.

It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
The singer is trying to assure people that 'Stardust' is not a scam.

You're either buying, or you're moving along
The artist is straightforward and direct: people can either buy 'Stardust' or leave.

What's this ya ask, I can't say
The artist is secretive about the exact effects of 'Stardust.'

'Cause what I'm selling here today, effects each in a different way
'Stardust' can have different effects on different people.

And I'd be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn't ample
The singer would like to give people a sample of 'Stardust,' but it wouldn't be enough to experience its true effects.

And plus if people see, then I get trampled
If too many people see the 'Stardust' sample, it could lead to chaos and the artist being trampled.

Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me
The artist is trying to persuade someone to follow them and join in their efforts to sell 'Stardust.'

Don't go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me
The artist is urging someone to be brave and approach them directly.

I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes
The singer can see that someone is about to cry.

Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try
The artist is encouraging someone to try 'Stardust' despite their emotional state.

And how about you,
The singer is addressing another person in the audience.

Ain't ya sick of being picked on for nothing?
The singer is empathizing with someone who has been bullied.

Well I'm gonna tell you what to do,
The singer is going to offer a solution to the problem of bullying.

Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on
The artist is listing different forms of bullying that someone may have experienced.

Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on
'Stardust' can help someone stand up to their bullies.

Now I been living off the stuff,
The singer has been using 'Stardust' and has noticed positive changes in their life.

That we been selling for some time now
The singer has been promoting 'Stardust' for a while.

And look at me, I'm finer than a line now
The artist feels great and is doing well since using 'Stardust.'

I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes,
The artist is not trying to deceive anyone about the benefits of 'Stardust.'

But if you're looking for a change, then it's finally arrived
If someone wants to change their life, 'Stardust' can help them achieve that change, according to the artist.

Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a
The singer is inviting people to join them on a journey to promote 'Stardust.'

Salesman-slash-hustler
The artist identifies as both a salesman and a hustler.

'Cause if you got money, you're a potential customer
The singer is targeting people with money as potential customers for 'Stardust.'

Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?
The singer is trying to create a sense of wonder and excitement in the audience.

Probably not, but people are ready to buy
Although people may not have seen anything unbelievable before, they are still willing to buy things.

Anything, from anybody, any time at all
People are willing to buy anything from anyone at any time, according to the artist.

Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all
The artist is listing different types of products that people are willing to buy.

And it's all half off, and everything has to go
The singer is offering a discount on 'Stardust,' which they are trying to sell quickly.

It's a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low
The discount on 'Stardust' is only available for a short time because the singer has limited funds.

Before you wake up, we're already gone
Before people realize what's happening, the artist and their team will have left with the money from selling 'Stardust.'

On our way, another town, another story evolves
The artist and their team are always moving to new places and encountering new challenges.

And it's been done for so long, that I don't even feel wrong
The artist has been selling products for so long that it feels natural to them, even though it may be unethical.

It's second nature, it's as easy as just walking along
Selling products is so ingrained in the singer's life that it feels as easy as walking.

I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn't leave
The artist doesn't want to be tied down to anything that they can't easily abandon.

In less than twenty seconds, and believe
The singer can leave something behind in under twenty seconds.

I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines
The singer is proud of being a hustler and thinks it is a part of their identity.

Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine
The singer thinks they are the greatest hustler and that others would agree.

Nothing can be better than this
The artist believes that there is nothing better than 'Stardust.'

"It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud"
The artist wants to assure people that 'Stardust' is not a scam.

You're either buying, or you're moving along
The singer is straightforward and direct: people can either buy 'Stardust' or leave.