When I Get to Hell
Twiztid Lyrics

When I get to hell,
Upon my arrival to hell,

I'm sure that I'll know everybody
I will recognize every person and entity present in hell.

From the likes of David Berkowitz to Allister Crowley
From notorious criminals to notorious occultists.

Couple bible thumpers here and there praise the lord,
There may be a few religious individuals in hell, but they will not escape their punishment.

If ya didn't in your soul, then you destined to get yours
Those who do not have true goodness in their heart will inevitably get their punishment.

I'll be sure to head for the throne
I will make my way to the domain of the devil himself.

And all alone relieve the devil of his dome in his home
I will dethrone the devil and take his rightful place as the ruler of hell.

I'm lookin' for Heath Ledger
I am searching for the late actor Heath Ledger, possibly for personal reasons.

I'll see if I can get all the shit he left on his dresser
I will attempt to acquire any personal belongings left behind by Heath Ledger.

I'ma start a new resistance
I plan to start a rebellion or opposition movement within the confines of hell.

The first act, killin' fifty of the devil's minions
My rebellion will begin with the destruction of fifty of the devil's followers or workers.

No hell or the total terror
I hope to transform the landscape of hell into a happier and safer place.

And pure happy people is as the devil was,
The new state of hell will be filled with genuinely content people rather than the malicious nature of the devil.

Sweeter than me habit
The new state of hell will be more enjoyable than any experience I have had before.

All the evil will line up,
The evil inhabitants of hell will gather and celebrate my demise.

And celebrate my death by drinkin' cups of my blood
They will partake in a celebration by drinking from cups filled with my blood.

I'm changin' from skin to skeleton
My appearance will transform from skin to skeleton upon my return to hell.

My arms spread like wings of demons once again
My body language and demeanor will portray my connection to the demonic inhabitants of hell.

I'm gonna crucify Hitler
I plan to punish the infamous leader, Adolf Hitler, in a brutal manner.

While Napoleon watches from the front row and takes pictures
Napoleon Bonaparte will witness and capture the act of punishment before him.

All the heads rollin' makes the audience pop
The gruesome act of punishment will receive a positive reaction from the onlooking audience.

Another demon dead I'ma work my way to the top
I will continue to eliminate any opposing forces and work my way towards more power and control in hell.

I'll be swimmin' in a lake of blue flame
I will indulge in the unique experiences that hell has to offer, including swimming in flames.

Skinnydippin' in puddles of blood stains
I will take pleasure in the grotesque and disturbing aspects of hell, such as swimming in blood stains.

Where everything is everything that many bring
Hell offers everything that one could desire or need, including drugs and violent tendencies.

Anything that you need
Hell can provide anything and everything that one might desire.

From coke to murder sprees
From drugs to violent behavior, hell can provide the most appalling experiences.

Spreadin' like a disease
The perverse acts and behaviors in hell are rampant and contagious.

I'm fuckin' Marilyn Monroe
I plan to engage in sexual intercourse with the late actress Marilyn Monroe.

Doggystylin' her fire pit with a gun to her dome
I will utilize a gun while engaging in sexual behavior with Marilyn Monroe.

In a dress like the Seven Year Itch and
Marilyn Monroe will be wearing a dress similar to one in the film 'The Seven Year Itch.'

Pullin' on the trigger as I bust like fuck that bitch
I will engage in sexual behavior with Marilyn Monroe while simultaneously discharging a firearm.

I'm discombobulatin' and shake
My emotions and demeanor will be unstable and erratic upon entering hell.

'Til my bones break and separate like skin from a snake
My body will undergo drastic changes and fluctuations, similar to a reptile shedding its skin.

I roll like a sick force
I move in a powerful and uncontrollable way.

And I penetrate your skin like the horns from a pitchfork
I inflict pain and harm upon others with a force similar to the piercing of a pitchfork.

They gonna eat my eyes first
Upon my death, the inhabitants of hell may consume my eyes before any other body part.

And run my ass over with an all black hearse
My corpse may be run over by an ominous-looking hearse.

Scrape what's left of us up and shovel it in a bucket
Any remaining parts of my corpse will be gathered and discarded in a haphazard manner.

And dump it up in the orgies of demons as they would fuck it
My remains will be carelessly discarded and possibly used in demonic rituals or orgies.

So you can't haunt nobody
My soul will be eradicated and unable to cause harm or haunt anyone after my death.

You're not even a ghost
I will not exist in any form after my death and will not be able to haunt or exist in a ghostly manner.