Mikey Is the New Mong
Us-2 Evil-0 Lyrics
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Alan-MIKEY DONT GET NO BITCHES
Bruh you dont get no fuckin bitches.
Dont come back at me or yo ass will get some stitches.
now im bout to leave yo ass in the fuckin ditches.
you know that I am vicious,
you dont do no dishes.
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Push back snap back with the blow out, Mikey when was the last time you got blowed out?
eatin so much cookies!. girl scout.
everyone knows you dont get no clout. you crying lonley, we was neva homies. the only bitch you got is fuckin zoe. you dieing slowly, this will make you holy this shit so cold ima make it snowy.
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The lyrics of Us-2 Evil-0's song "Mikey Is the New Mong" are an insult aimed at someone named Mikey who apparently doesn't have much success with women. The first verse of the song opens with Mikey being addressed by Alan, who tells him that he doesn't get any girls. Following this, there is a back-and-forth between Mikey and the rapper, with him warning the target that he will get beaten up and left in the ditches if he retaliates. The rapper then goes on to tell Mikey that he is soft and vicious, while also mocking him for not doing any dishes. The second verse opens with the rapper taunting Mikey for wearing his hat backwards, and then makes references to Mikey's supposed love for cookies and the fact that he doesn't have any clout or friends. The rapper then reveals that the only person that Mikey is allegedly sleeping with is a woman named Zoe, and that he is going to leave Mikey in awe with his rap skills.
The overall message in this song is for someone believed to be inferior or weak is being made fun of and belittled, citing the fact that Mikey doesn't have much luck in getting women. The disses range from personal attacks on his lifestyle to his social status, with the rapper mentioning that he has no clout or friends. The song is structured on dissing Mikey, with the rapper promising a beatdown if he tries to return the favor. The lyrics of the song also contain profanity which adds to the aggression and roughness of the song.
Line by Line Meaning
Mikey diss!!!!!!
I am about to diss Mikey!
Alan-MIKEY DONT GET NO BITCHES
Alan says that Mikey is unsuccessful with women.
Bruh you dont get no fuckin bitches.
You don't have any success with women, so don't even try.
Dont come back at me or yo ass will get some stitches.
If you retaliate, I will physically harm you.
now im bout to leave yo ass in the fuckin ditches.
I am going to destroy you completely.
you know that I am vicious,
I am known to be cruel and brutal.
you dont do no dishes.
You're lazy and don't help with any chores.
yea, now yo ass is salty, you aint hard, you a motha fukin softy yea, go home cry to yo mommy, knocking yo ass out do you need a fuckin coffee?!
You're upset and emotional, not tough at all. You should go home and cry to your mother. Do you need coffee to wake up after I knock you out?
Push back snap back with the blow out, Mikey when was the last time you got blowed out?
I will mentally and physically overpower you. When was the last time you received oral sex?
eatin so much cookies!. girl scout.
You eat so many cookies that you should be in the Girl Scouts.
everyone knows you dont get no clout. you crying lonley, we was neva homies. the only bitch you got is fuckin zoe. you dieing slowly, this will make you holy this shit so cold ima make it snowy.
Nobody respects you and you're always alone. We were never real friends. The only woman you have is Zoe, and she's not worth anything. You're on a slow spiral downwards, and this diss track will make you feel holy. I'm so cold that I'll make it snow.
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The ending of the song.
Contributed by Amelia C. Suggest a correction in the comments below.